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Expectation of Sloth
> Scott en Aztlán:
> What sorts of vehicles do you expect to be driven by Sloths? About 95% to 99% of them. > The Prius > has already been mentioned, but it looks like SUVs can also be added > to this list, at least while gas prces are high. I guess some owners > are feeling the pinch, and trying to squeeze a bit more than 10 MPG > out of their behemoths. <evil grin and chuckle @ the $3.00/gallon of gas concept> > Wrinklines in Winnebagoes are a given. Ofcourse. Something that weighs about 7 tons with the same engine as your Corvette... > Also > add any vehicle with Mexican license plates, especially if it's one of > those teeny-tiny models that aren't even sold in the US. Not much of a problem in my area... > Minivans can > be Sloths, but usually only when a woman is behind the wheel (the > "Baby on Board" types); when men drive minivans, they drive fast and > aggressively - it's like they're ****ed off that their wife made them > buy and drive such an effeminate vehicle. Hee... Hee... Hee... Guess we all know who wears the pants in those families... > Also, though I'm not sure if > it's a trend yet, I saw two Scion xB ****ling Sloths yesterday - one > was white, the other silver. ****ling Sloth or Fugly Sloth?? > So what other types of vehicles carry a high expectation of Sloth? IMO, just about every vehicle on the road does. |
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Expectation of Sloth
In article >, Scott en Aztlán wrote:
> they promptly slow down and match your speed. Some pass you and then > slow down to a speed even lower than yours, forcing you to immediately > pass them. The slack-jawed faggot in the silver Scion xB yesterday > pulled this one on me. These type are the most inconsiderate. If someone is going to drive slower than me, why pass? What's the point. I even run into this sort of ****tard when I am on the bicycle. They pass me and then not too much longer I am being delayed by the person who just had to pass me earlier. |
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Expectation of Sloth
> Brent P:
> These type are the most inconsiderate. If someone is going to drive > slower than me, why pass? They're control freaks who can't stand following someone? |
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Expectation of Sloth
> Scott en Aztlán:
> The big problem is not their Sloth, but their "I own the road" > attitude. These are the guys you see trying to pass another Winnie on > a 6% up-grade with a 50-car conga line stuck behind them. I know those types all to well. They can be spotted in their caravans in the center lane on 95 doing the SIR maneuver... > >Not much of a problem in my area... > > ...Yet! Just you wait until the "Guest Worker" program becomes a > reality... We have a few of them here already. Been here quite a while. Mostly from Cuba, probablly from the Mariel Boat Lift... > ****ling: A contraction of "front" and "duckling" - it's basically a > driver who drives faster than you until they pass you, at which time > they promptly slow down and match your speed. Some pass you and then > slow down to a speed even lower than yours, forcing you to immediately > pass them. The slack-jawed faggot in the silver Scion xB yesterday > pulled this one on me. Gotchya: they were ****ling Fugly Sloths. (baseb on my highly opinionated opinion that Scions are **** Ugly...) |
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