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Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the automobiles of SATAN ! ! ! !



 
 
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Old November 19th 04, 03:32 AM
Hans-Marc Olsen
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Default Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the automobiles of SATAN ! ! ! !

Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to
collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like Ford Mustangs, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop driving them now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Ford Mustangs are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches like Ford Mustangs.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !
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Old November 19th 04, 04:13 AM
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I guess you probably think the Camaro is God's ride?



"Hans-Marc Olsen" > wrote in message
m...
> Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to
> collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
>
> If you like Ford Mustangs, you will lose your soul to be damned
> for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
> for all eternity.
>
> So stop driving them now to save your soul.
>
> Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
> your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
> prevent Armageddon.
>
> Ford Mustangs are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
> witches like Ford Mustangs.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
>
> Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !



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Old November 19th 04, 04:17 AM
Garth Almgren
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Around 11/18/2004 7:32 PM, Hans-Marc Olsen wrote:

> So stop driving them now to save your soul.


.... And give them all to me! Muahahahaha!



(Watch the crosspost, folks.)

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Old November 19th 04, 04:24 AM
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lol.. just saw the same post over on alt.autos.chevrolet.malibu...

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"Hans-Marc Olsen" > wrote in message
m...
> Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to
> collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
>
> If you like Ford Mustangs, you will lose your soul to be damned
> for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
> for all eternity.
>
> So stop driving them now to save your soul.
>
> Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
> your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
> prevent Armageddon.
>
> Ford Mustangs are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
> witches like Ford Mustangs.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
>
> Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !



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Old November 19th 04, 05:19 AM
Jeffrey Davison
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that's funny, I just read this posting in the Fiat newsgroups! (no
kidding, my "other" car is a Fiat.

JD


Hans-Marc Olsen wrote:
> Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to
> collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
>
> If you like Ford Mustangs, you will lose your soul to be damned
> for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
> for all eternity.
>
> So stop driving them now to save your soul.
>
> Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
> your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
> prevent Armageddon.
>
> Ford Mustangs are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
> witches like Ford Mustangs.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
>
> Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !

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Old November 19th 04, 08:58 AM
John Smith
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I assume you are a Chevorlet lover and that Is why you have that skewed
view of Ford and the Mustang? Anyway, If you drove a new 05 model you
would fall in love. I used to work at a Chevy dealer and that cured me
of the oppression of a Chevrolet so go and buy a new Ford Mustang GT as
it hauls ass and is only 26K and has 300 horsepower. And, did I mention
it is a blast to drive. It is like stepping back in time to a 1967
Mustang. Only thing I would like would be a short throw shifter and
stiffer springs. I know that they have to sell it to the masses, but I
like a firmer feel in the corners...

Hans-Marc Olsen wrote:

> Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to
> collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
>
> If you like Ford Mustangs, you will lose your soul to be damned
> for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
> for all eternity.
>
> So stop driving them now to save your soul.
>
> Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
> your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
> prevent Armageddon.
>
> Ford Mustangs are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
> witches like Ford Mustangs.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
>
> Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !
>


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Old November 19th 04, 09:07 AM
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He's posting this filth on a lot of automotive newsgroups. don't worry a/b
it. common trolling technique.

-Mike

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A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
Cold air intake
FRPP 3.73 gears
Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
Full Boar turbo mufflers
Hi-speed fan switch
255/60R-15 rear tires
Subframe connectors


"John Smith" > wrote in message
...
> I assume you are a Chevorlet lover and that Is why you have that skewed
> view of Ford and the Mustang? Anyway, If you drove a new 05 model you
> would fall in love. I used to work at a Chevy dealer and that cured me
> of the oppression of a Chevrolet so go and buy a new Ford Mustang GT as
> it hauls ass and is only 26K and has 300 horsepower. And, did I mention
> it is a blast to drive. It is like stepping back in time to a 1967
> Mustang. Only thing I would like would be a short throw shifter and
> stiffer springs. I know that they have to sell it to the masses, but I
> like a firmer feel in the corners...
>
> Hans-Marc Olsen wrote:
>
> > Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to
> > collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
> >
> > If you like Ford Mustangs, you will lose your soul to be damned
> > for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
> > for all eternity.
> >
> > So stop driving them now to save your soul.
> >
> > Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
> > your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
> > prevent Armageddon.
> >
> > Ford Mustangs are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
> > witches like Ford Mustangs.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
> >
> > Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !
> >

>



 




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