Fat, Dumb Trucker Makes Fun of Californians

"Scott en Aztlán" > wrote in message
...
> As might be expected, the top story this morning on the KTLA Morning
> News is not the tsunami devastation, but team coverage of another
> natural disaster, the closing of Interstate 5 due to snow.
>
> I-5 has been closed for some 32 hours now, with no firm indication of
> when it will reopen. As this report shows, hundreds of Truckers are
> "stranded" in Castaic, waiting for the highway to reopen.
>
> http://www.tinyurl.com/54nf2/
>
> Say, genius, in the 32 hours you've been sitting in Castaic on your
> fat ass, you could have gone to Fresno via *Arizona* if you wanted to!
>
> What a bunch of ****ing dopes!! If you're so concerned about how much
> money you're losing, turn the ****ing truck around, and take an
> alternate route!
>
> SHEESH!!!
>

It's an insurance thing. If the cargo is perishable, a road closure means
the trucker will get all their money from insurance and all they have to do
is sit on their asses. They are bitching for show.

"Scott en Aztlán" wrote:

> >And without good infomration about how long the road will be
> >closed, it is hard to make a decision on when to take an
> >alternate route.
>
> The road was closed 32 hours at the time of that report. How long
> would YOU have waited?

What were the people waiting told? If you told me it would
be 32 hours until the road opened, I'd take an alternate
route. However, if I had already waited 32 hours (or 1 hour
or 10 hours) and was being told it will open any minute now,
I'd just sit tight. Without good information, blindly
heading for an alternate route is not the slam dunk you seem
to think that it is. This is especially true if you are
unfamilar with the area.

Ed

"Scott en Aztlán" wrote:

> >And without good infomration about how long the road will be
> >closed, it is hard to make a decision on when to take an
> >alternate route.
>
> The road was closed 32 hours at the time of that report. How long
> would YOU have waited?

What were the people waiting told? If you told me it would
be 32 hours until the road opened, I'd take an alternate
route. However, if I had already waited 32 hours (or 1 hour
or 10 hours) and was being told it will open any minute now,
I'd just sit tight. Without good information, blindly
heading for an alternate route is not the slam dunk you seem
to think that it is. This is especially true if you are
unfamilar with the area.

Ed

wrote:
>
> Why is it that the dumb**** losers always call the folks who got
> it right dumb****s when they post their dumb**** theories?

I dunno. Why *do* you?

> Free clue, loser: When the CHP shuts down a freeway, the end
> of the freeway is always well before the actual obstacle, and is
> chosen so as to have an off ramp, an on ramp, parking, food, and
> hotels. You don't just move forward untill you get stopped by
> a roadblock, you pathetic moron. You are moved to the right by
> orange cones until you end up taking the offramp.

Maybe the CHP is so diligent, but in the Midwest, that rarely happens.
I particularly 'love' the Ohio and Indiana Turnpikes where, in their
relentless drive for cold hard cash, they'll let you *get on* at an
exit that has traffic backed up to within a half mile of it (yet far
enough away that you can't actually *see* it - but *they* know) so you
can *sit* and wait for several hours in the nice summer sun as traffic
merrily moves by on every alternate route there is.

> You are an idiot. Our only hope is that they never let you breed.

I'm sure I'm not the only one sharing that hope about you.
--
C.R. Krieger
(Been there; done that)

wrote:
>
> Why is it that the dumb**** losers always call the folks who got
> it right dumb****s when they post their dumb**** theories?

I dunno. Why *do* you?

> Free clue, loser: When the CHP shuts down a freeway, the end
> of the freeway is always well before the actual obstacle, and is
> chosen so as to have an off ramp, an on ramp, parking, food, and
> hotels. You don't just move forward untill you get stopped by
> a roadblock, you pathetic moron. You are moved to the right by
> orange cones until you end up taking the offramp.

Maybe the CHP is so diligent, but in the Midwest, that rarely happens.
I particularly 'love' the Ohio and Indiana Turnpikes where, in their
relentless drive for cold hard cash, they'll let you *get on* at an
exit that has traffic backed up to within a half mile of it (yet far
enough away that you can't actually *see* it - but *they* know) so you
can *sit* and wait for several hours in the nice summer sun as traffic
merrily moves by on every alternate route there is.

> You are an idiot. Our only hope is that they never let you breed.

I'm sure I'm not the only one sharing that hope about you.
--
C.R. Krieger
(Been there; done that)

wrote:
> Loser John Kerry Loses OHIO Again wrote:
> >
> >"Scott en Aztl=E1n" > wrote in message
> .. .
> >> As might be expected, the top story this morning on the KTLA
Morning
> >> News is not the tsunami devastation, but team coverage of another
> >> natural disaster, the closing of Interstate 5 due to snow.
> >>
> >> I-5 has been closed for some 32 hours now, with no firm indication
of
> >> when it will reopen. As this report shows, hundreds of Truckers
are
> >> "stranded" in Castaic, waiting for the highway to reopen.
> >>
> >> http://www.tinyurl.com/54nf2/
> >>
> >> Say, genius, in the 32 hours you've been sitting in Castaic on
your
> >> fat ass, you could have gone to Fresno via *Arizona* if you wanted
to!
> >
> >Hey dumb**** , when the snow hits and teh road shuts down, you can't
just
> >turn around on a 4 lane HWY as it is SHUT DOWN ! Duhhhhhh. What
preschool
> >did you fail again?
>
> Why is it that the dumb**** losers always call the folks who got
> it right dumb****s when they post their dumb**** theories?
>
> Free clue, loser: When the CHP shuts down a freeway, the end
> of the freeway is always well before the actual obstacle, and is
> chosen so as to have an off ramp, an on ramp, parking, food, and
> hotels. You don't just move forward untill you get stopped by
> a roadblock, you pathetic moron. You are moved to the right by
> orange cones until you end up taking the offramp. You are an
> idiot. Our only hope is that they never let you breed.

wrote:
> Loser John Kerry Loses OHIO Again wrote:
> >
> >"Scott en Aztl=E1n" > wrote in message
> .. .
> >> As might be expected, the top story this morning on the KTLA
Morning
> >> News is not the tsunami devastation, but team coverage of another
> >> natural disaster, the closing of Interstate 5 due to snow.
> >>
> >> I-5 has been closed for some 32 hours now, with no firm indication
of
> >> when it will reopen. As this report shows, hundreds of Truckers
are
> >> "stranded" in Castaic, waiting for the highway to reopen.
> >>
> >> http://www.tinyurl.com/54nf2/
> >>
> >> Say, genius, in the 32 hours you've been sitting in Castaic on
your
> >> fat ass, you could have gone to Fresno via *Arizona* if you wanted
to!
> >
> >Hey dumb**** , when the snow hits and teh road shuts down, you can't
just
> >turn around on a 4 lane HWY as it is SHUT DOWN ! Duhhhhhh. What
preschool
> >did you fail again?
>
> Why is it that the dumb**** losers always call the folks who got
> it right dumb****s when they post their dumb**** theories?
>
> Free clue, loser: When the CHP shuts down a freeway, the end
> of the freeway is always well before the actual obstacle, and is
> chosen so as to have an off ramp, an on ramp, parking, food, and
> hotels. You don't just move forward untill you get stopped by
> a roadblock, you pathetic moron. You are moved to the right by
> orange cones until you end up taking the offramp. You are an
> idiot. Our only hope is that they never let you breed.

wrote:
> Loser John Kerry Loses OHIO Again wrote:
> >
> >"Scott en Aztl=E1n" > wrote in message
> .. .
> >> As might be expected, the top story this morning on the KTLA
Morning
> >> News is not the tsunami devastation, but team coverage of another
> >> natural disaster, the closing of Interstate 5 due to snow.
> >>
> >> I-5 has been closed for some 32 hours now, with no firm indication
of
> >> when it will reopen. As this report shows, hundreds of Truckers
are
> >> "stranded" in Castaic, waiting for the highway to reopen.
> >>
> >> http://www.tinyurl.com/54nf2/
> >>
> >> Say, genius, in the 32 hours you've been sitting in Castaic on
your
> >> fat ass, you could have gone to Fresno via *Arizona* if you wanted
to!
> >
> >Hey dumb**** , when the snow hits and teh road shuts down, you can't
just
> >turn around on a 4 lane HWY as it is SHUT DOWN ! Duhhhhhh. What
preschool
> >did you fail again?
>
> Why is it that the dumb**** losers always call the folks who got
> it right dumb****s when they post their dumb**** theories?
>
> Free clue, loser: When the CHP shuts down a freeway, the end
> of the freeway is always well before the actual obstacle, and is
> chosen so as to have an off ramp, an on ramp, parking, food, and
> hotels. You don't just move forward untill you get stopped by
> a roadblock, you pathetic moron. You are moved to the right by
> orange cones until you end up taking the offramp. You are an
> idiot. Our only hope is that they never let you breed.

wrote:
> Loser John Kerry Loses OHIO Again wrote:
> >
> >"Scott en Aztl=E1n" > wrote in message
> .. .
> >> As might be expected, the top story this morning on the KTLA
Morning
> >> News is not the tsunami devastation, but team coverage of another
> >> natural disaster, the closing of Interstate 5 due to snow.
> >>
> >> I-5 has been closed for some 32 hours now, with no firm indication
of
> >> when it will reopen. As this report shows, hundreds of Truckers
are
> >> "stranded" in Castaic, waiting for the highway to reopen.
> >>
> >> http://www.tinyurl.com/54nf2/
> >>
> >> Say, genius, in the 32 hours you've been sitting in Castaic on
your
> >> fat ass, you could have gone to Fresno via *Arizona* if you wanted
to!
> >
> >Hey dumb**** , when the snow hits and teh road shuts down, you can't
just
> >turn around on a 4 lane HWY as it is SHUT DOWN ! Duhhhhhh. What
preschool
> >did you fail again?
>
> Why is it that the dumb**** losers always call the folks who got
> it right dumb****s when they post their dumb**** theories?
>
> Free clue, loser: When the CHP shuts down a freeway, the end
> of the freeway is always well before the actual obstacle, and is
> chosen so as to have an off ramp, an on ramp, parking, food, and
> hotels. You don't just move forward untill you get stopped by
> a roadblock, you pathetic moron. You are moved to the right by
> orange cones until you end up taking the offramp. You are an
> idiot. Our only hope is that they never let you breed.