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Twas the night before rice, please read.
Twas the night before christmas and out on the street,
nothing was moving, not even a Jeep. all was still with nothing in sight, Then what to my wandering eyes did i see, but a Mustang SVT alone at a light, The moonlight glistened off my wing, oh so gay. My import was ready to show'em the way. I had some NOS on my tiny motor, I would beat that Stang with its Eaton supoercharger. I pulled alongside and revved with a fart, pointed to the wing on my gay shopping cart. the light turned green, i was off like a jolt, while the SVT filled the night sky with smoke. I called to my Evo four pistons, on basher, on crasher, on smasher, and the one knocking, onward faster lets finish the slaughtering. The engine did rev, i was ready for action, but just at the moment the Mustang caught traction. With a grin on his face, and a gleam in his eye, Like a shot from a cannon, the SVT went by. He blew by so fat, he spun me around twice. I knew at that moment, I was freshly fried rice. He held up one finger as he drove into the night. all i saw was his dimming taillights. But I heard him exclaim as he roared out of sight, "You stupid ricer, you can't beat Blue Oval Dynamite." |
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lmao...... minus typos.. that was pretty funny.
-Mike -- A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT Cold air intake FRPP 3.73 gears Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo) Hi-speed fan switch 255/60R-15 rear tires Subframe connectors Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant > wrote in message ups.com... > Twas the night before christmas and out on the street, > nothing was moving, not even a Jeep. > all was still with nothing in sight, > Then what to my wandering eyes did i see, > but a Mustang SVT alone at a light, > The moonlight glistened off my wing, oh so gay. > My import was ready to show'em the way. > I had some NOS on my tiny motor, > I would beat that Stang with its Eaton supoercharger. > I pulled alongside and revved with a fart, > pointed to the wing on my gay shopping cart. > the light turned green, i was off like a jolt, > while the SVT filled the night sky with smoke. > I called to my Evo four pistons, > on basher, on crasher, on smasher, and the one knocking, > onward faster lets finish the slaughtering. > The engine did rev, i was ready for action, > but just at the moment the Mustang caught traction. > With a grin on his face, and a gleam in his eye, > Like a shot from a cannon, the SVT went by. > He blew by so fat, he spun me around twice. > I knew at that moment, I was freshly fried rice. > He held up one finger as he drove into the night. > all i saw was his dimming taillights. > But I heard him exclaim as he roared out of sight, > "You stupid ricer, you can't beat Blue Oval Dynamite." > |
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*snip*
| > "You stupid ricer, you can't beat Blue Oval Dynamite." I would love to make this my sig Kate |
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My favorite part was...
> I called to my Evo four pistons, > on basher, on crasher, on smasher, and the one knocking, Though it didn't always rhyme quite like the original, it was quite funny. My winter beater's a '95 Eclipse GSX.... and all of the imports seem to have some valve tick / rod knock about 'em, don't they? I find that kinda funny. (mine's no exception... probably about half of the followers tap depending on conditions) And while I know my beater's quick enough to dispose of most rice, I don't pretend it could beat a Cobra. It could probably hang with a stock 5.0... especially with the extra traction... but a new Cobra, or even my own? Nahhh. Put a turn in that road though, and it'd give my snake a scare.... JS |
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