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Saw a Doozy of a Floozy Today
Scott en Aztlán wrote:
> This ditz was stopped at the head of a double left turn pocket. > Instead of positioning her car fully within one lane or the other, she > came to a stop straddling both lanes (apologies once again for the > ****ty camera phone): > > http://i1.tinypic.com/243gck9.jpg > > After the light changed, this dimbot drove at about 10 MPH (in a 50 > MPH zone), with cars streaming around her on both sides like she was a > rock in a stream. Either she was royally confused, or under the > influence of some mind-altering substance. Or having a heart attack... or having a stroke.... or having engine problems... or having a flat tire... or having an electrical fire... or running out of fuel... or having a brake failure... As usual, you have failed to consider possibilites that don't conform to your preconcieved "notions"... and formulated yet another spurious conclusion based on insufficient evidence. Your endurance to suffering certifying yourself as an idiot by thinking you know things you couldn't possibly know is quite remarkable... ----- - gpsman |
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Saw a Doozy of a Floozy Today
gpsman wrote: > Scott en Aztlán wrote: > > This ditz was stopped at the head of a double left turn pocket. > > Instead of positioning her car fully within one lane or the other, she > > came to a stop straddling both lanes (apologies once again for the > > ****ty camera phone): > > > > http://i1.tinypic.com/243gck9.jpg > > > > After the light changed, this dimbot drove at about 10 MPH (in a 50 > > MPH zone), with cars streaming around her on both sides like she was a > > rock in a stream. Either she was royally confused, or under the > > influence of some mind-altering substance. > > Or having a heart attack... or having a stroke.... Still would have needed a cop. Age was not specified (Scott makes it sound like the "dimbot" was probably between 20 and 45), so about a 50% chance of that. > or having engine > problems... or having a flat tire... or having an electrical fire... or > running out of fuel... Hard to tell from the photo for sure, but the vehicle did not look like it had any of those problems except the potential fuel one, that being a definite qualifier for the "dimbot" category. or having a brake failure... Brake failures tend to lead to speeding up and failure to stop. Didn't appear to be the case there. > > As usual, you have failed to consider possibilites that don't conform > to your preconcieved "notions"... and formulated yet another spurious > conclusion based on insufficient evidence. Scott may not have, but my comments have. > Your endurance to suffering certifying yourself as an idiot by thinking > you know things you couldn't possibly know is quite remarkable... > ----- > > - gpsman An opinion is like an anus: everyone has one, and they usually stink. |
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Saw a Doozy of a Floozy Today
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able
to deliver any clue to the following address: "morticide" > This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. > >gpsman wrote: >> Scott en Aztlán wrote: >> > This ditz was stopped at the head of a double left turn pocket. >> > Instead of positioning her car fully within one lane or the other, she >> > came to a stop straddling both lanes (apologies once again for the >> > ****ty camera phone): >> > >> > http://i1.tinypic.com/243gck9.jpg >> > >> > After the light changed, this dimbot drove at about 10 MPH (in a 50 >> > MPH zone), with cars streaming around her on both sides like she was a >> > rock in a stream. Either she was royally confused, or under the >> > influence of some mind-altering substance. >> >> Or having a heart attack... or having a stroke.... >Still would have needed a cop. Age was not specified (Scott makes it >sound like the "dimbot" was probably between 20 and 45), so about a 50% >chance of that. You know, I see a lot of stupid **** like Scott describes on a fairly regular basis. I conclude that this is stupidity, and not a heart attack or stroke as suggested by the moron. The reason being is that if that many drivers were having heart attacks, strokes, or other similar emergencies I'd see a LOT more emergency vehicles on the road than I do. >> or having engine >> problems... or having a flat tire... or having an electrical fire... or >> running out of fuel... >Hard to tell from the photo for sure, but the vehicle did not look like >it had any of those problems except the potential fuel one, that being >a definite qualifier for the "dimbot" category. > > or having a brake failure... >Brake failures tend to lead to speeding up and failure to stop. Didn't >appear to be the case there. *Usually* you have warning signs that your brake system is failing. Failure to heed those warnings also earns the title of "dimbot supreme." >> As usual, you have failed to consider possibilites that don't conform >> to your preconcieved "notions"... and formulated yet another spurious >> conclusion based on insufficient evidence. >Scott may not have, but my comments have. And gpsman has provided possibilities that are highly unlikely. Consider your shopping experiences; do you not also see morons in the grocery/retail stores who move about as they do on the road? When they stop in the middle of the aisle blocking traffic in both directions are they having a heart attack or a stroke? >> Your endurance to suffering certifying yourself as an idiot by thinking >> you know things you couldn't possibly know is quite remarkable... >> ----- >> >> - gpsman > >An opinion is like an anus: everyone has one, and they usually stink. --- "Do we operate under a system of equal justice under law? Or is there one system for the average citizen and another for the high and mighty?" ~ Senator Ted Kennedy, 1973 -- El Pollo Loco (Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend) demonstrates it's complete gullibility, stupidity, and state of delusion when it falls for an April Fool's joke, hook, line, and sinker: > http://groups.google.com/group/alt.p...6999983?hl=en& Ragnar wrote: > Gods, you're dumb. Its a rather obvious April Fool's joke. And you're > the Fool. This is no joke. |
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Saw a Doozy of a Floozy Today
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able
to deliver any clue to the following address: "gpsman" > This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out. >Scott en Aztlán wrote: >> This ditz was stopped at the head of a double left turn pocket. >> Instead of positioning her car fully within one lane or the other, she >> came to a stop straddling both lanes (apologies once again for the >> ****ty camera phone): >> >> http://i1.tinypic.com/243gck9.jpg >> >> After the light changed, this dimbot drove at about 10 MPH (in a 50 >> MPH zone), with cars streaming around her on both sides like she was a >> rock in a stream. Either she was royally confused, or under the >> influence of some mind-altering substance. > >Or having a heart attack... or having a stroke.... or having engine >problems... or having a flat tire... or having an electrical fire... or >running out of fuel... or having a brake failure... Ok, so Scott assumes these people are retarded, and you claim the assumption is invalid. You ASSUME that perhaps the people are suffering medical emergencies, and your assumption is better than Scott's? If there are that many people having medical emergencies, where are all the emergency vehicles? >As usual, you have failed to consider possibilites that don't conform >to your preconcieved "notions"... and formulated yet another spurious >conclusion based on insufficient evidence. Pot. Kettle. Black. Your counter-possibilities have very little evidence to support them, and yet it's ok for you to make assumptions but others can't? You're too funny. >Your endurance to suffering certifying yourself as an idiot by thinking >you know things you couldn't possibly know is quite remarkable... You really should stop talking to yourself, idiot. --- "Do we operate under a system of equal justice under law? Or is there one system for the average citizen and another for the high and mighty?" ~ Senator Ted Kennedy, 1973 -- El Pollo Loco (Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend) demonstrates it's complete gullibility, stupidity, and state of delusion when it falls for an April Fool's joke, hook, line, and sinker: > http://groups.google.com/group/alt.p...6999983?hl=en& Ragnar wrote: > Gods, you're dumb. Its a rather obvious April Fool's joke. And you're > the Fool. This is no joke. |
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