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  #31  
Old June 22nd 05, 11:51 PM
TNKEV
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"Father of the Year" > wrote in
message ...
> First and foremost, you would be lucky to be in my care.


Wrong,getting injured and having to go to the hospital is not lucky.

> Yes- a motorcyclist is better off without a helmet because some of the

ones
> that live wished they where dead and some are not able to think that
> complexly


wrong,how about an URL for statistics where injured motorcyclists were
polled to find out if they would have rather had thier helmet on or off.not
just a couple people that you have spoken with.my mother was a nurse for 40
years and she would say you are a complete idiot.

>. I happen to treat a very depressed quadrapalegic with 1 leg,
> colostomy, etc. who wishes very much that he "wasn't being treated by me".


understandable

> I see plenty of motorcyclists that are disabled physically or mentally

every
> day......roadrash is cool right?? And I need to wear a seat belt.



if you don't wear a seat belt in your vehicle and you are thrown from the
vehicle in the event of an accident you may find out how*cool*road rash is.

> Answer me this Dave
>Do you smoke?

I do
>Do you drink alcohol?

no
>Are you overweight?

no
>Do you ride a Quad?

no
>Do you have unprotected sex? (that doesn't mean without a glove)?

EVERY DAY
>Do you drive fast?

is 70 mph fast (it is the speed limit)
> Do you step on the gas when the light turns yellow?

hell yeah how are you going to get through the light before it turns red if
you don't mat that sucka.
>If you answer yes to any of the above statements then >shut the hell

up!!!!
oh I thought this was a test.... ****.

>The only lie I have told
> is about my AMC Gremlin....dont have one.


liar.


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  #32  
Old June 23rd 05, 10:55 PM
Father of the Year
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You smoke and nobody on this group chastises you?
Did you know smoking causes impotence, peripheral vascular disease, lung
cancer, emphysema, early aging, heart attack, stroke. So....as wrong as I
am about the seatbelt, and I admit, I am wrong,STATISTICALLY, why don't you
make sure that you wear your seatbelt so that society can spend hundreds of
thousands of dollars keeping you alive combatting the effects of tobacco.
Unless of course your unprotected sex gives you HIV or HepB or HepC then
throw another hundred thousand at maintaining your life from a choice you
made. Me, they just have to pay the city employee to hose my blood off the
street......cheap. But, it is me who is a jerk and a drain on society.
"TNKEV" > wrote in message
...
>
> "Father of the Year" > wrote in
> message ...
> > First and foremost, you would be lucky to be in my care.

>
> Wrong,getting injured and having to go to the hospital is not lucky.
>
> > Yes- a motorcyclist is better off without a helmet because some of the

> ones
> > that live wished they where dead and some are not able to think that
> > complexly

>
> wrong,how about an URL for statistics where injured motorcyclists were
> polled to find out if they would have rather had thier helmet on or

off.not
> just a couple people that you have spoken with.my mother was a nurse for

40
> years and she would say you are a complete idiot.
>
> >. I happen to treat a very depressed quadrapalegic with 1 leg,
> > colostomy, etc. who wishes very much that he "wasn't being treated by

me".
>
> understandable
>
> > I see plenty of motorcyclists that are disabled physically or mentally

> every
> > day......roadrash is cool right?? And I need to wear a seat belt.

>
>
> if you don't wear a seat belt in your vehicle and you are thrown from the
> vehicle in the event of an accident you may find out how*cool*road rash

is.
>
> > Answer me this Dave
> >Do you smoke?

> I do
> >Do you drink alcohol?

> no
> >Are you overweight?

> no
> >Do you ride a Quad?

> no
> >Do you have unprotected sex? (that doesn't mean without a glove)?

> EVERY DAY
> >Do you drive fast?

> is 70 mph fast (it is the speed limit)
> > Do you step on the gas when the light turns yellow?

> hell yeah how are you going to get through the light before it turns red

if
> you don't mat that sucka.
> >If you answer yes to any of the above statements then >shut the hell

> up!!!!
> oh I thought this was a test.... ****.
>
> >The only lie I have told
> > is about my AMC Gremlin....dont have one.

>
> liar.
>
>



  #33  
Old June 23rd 05, 10:58 PM
Father of the Year
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the right to smoke and die that way, the right to drink and die that way,
the right to drink and drive and kill others.....or the right to choose to
play the low odds of living through an accident because I am not wearing a
seatbelt like many people I know have done.
"General Schvantzkoph" > wrote in message
news
> On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 08:22:17 -0400, Father of the Year wrote:
>
> > I don't want to wear my seatbelt and I do not want the government to

tell me
> > to wear a seat belt.
> > Do you have helmet laws for motorcycles in your state? No helmets in Pa

and
> > no seat belts on motorcycles?
> > So why if I am in a 4 wheel tank with airbags do I have to do something

that
> > the govt. does not require of 2 wheeled death machines? And why are you

so
> > simple as to support them blindly. People die with seat belts on and
> > without. If you are going to die, you are going to die. And you can

tell
> > that to impotent small dicked Ted.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Daniel J. Stern" > wrote in message
> > n.umich.edu...
> >> On Fri, 17 Jun 2005, Father of the Year wrote:
> >>
> >> > Does anybody know how to do this???
> >>
> >> Very easy way to turn off the seat belt alarm: Fasten your seatbelt.
> >>

>
> I've never understood why people think they have a constitutional right to
> put their head through a windshield. There are a lot of rights worth
> fighting for but the right to splatter your brains out isn't one of them.



  #34  
Old June 23rd 05, 11:00 PM
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I don't like them.
I want to choose.
I know living people who would be dead if they where wearing one.
I have airbags

"High Sierra" > wrote in message
...
> Maybe this was covered in another part of this post, but why do you chose

to not
> wear your belt?
>
> Just curious.
>
>
> Father of the Year wrote:
> > snip

>
> > Gees, I choose not to wear my seatbelt, and I don't want to listen to

the
> > damn ding, and YOU people condemn me?????? I thought this was
> > rec.autos.maker.chrysler not rec. miserable.****ing.knowitall.bashers
> >
> >
> >snip



  #35  
Old June 23rd 05, 11:11 PM
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"Father of the Year" > wrote in
message ...
> You smoke and nobody on this group chastises you?
> Did you know smoking causes impotence, peripheral vascular disease, lung
> cancer, emphysema, early aging, heart attack, stroke. So....as wrong as I
> am about the seatbelt, and I admit, I am wrong,STATISTICALLY, why don't
> you
> make sure that you wear your seatbelt so that society can spend hundreds
> of
> thousands of dollars keeping you alive combatting the effects of tobacco.
> Unless of course your unprotected sex gives you HIV or HepB or HepC then
> throw another hundred thousand at maintaining your life from a choice you
> made. Me, they just have to pay the city employee to hose my blood off the
> street......cheap. But, it is me who is a jerk and a drain on society.


Well for startes you were the one to call people names. All evryone did was
question you as to why you wanted to break the law, and isconnected a
mandatory safety item, of which you would fail to notify any owner of your
trade in and the safety device you disconnected. And you called everyone
assholes, and a few more names. yet nobody called you names. You get, what
you sow retard.Your a documented liar and a venoumous snake. You have a
chip on your shoulder because your wife left you for somenone else and took
the kids and you have to pay for it. And of course you did not do a single
thing wrong in your relationship. YOu probably were not at all verbally
abusive to your wife and kids, yet you are only that way in the newsgroups.
Right!! See these are not names. Just obvious observations. Know you can go
on calling everyone names and blaming everything else on everyone!


  #36  
Old June 24th 05, 03:59 AM
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i have air bags!!! is were you are dead wrong!!!! seat belts work with airbags
to save your life! b.s. u say
well just so u know seat belts have what's called pretensoners that also
deploy but do so before air bag deployment and they do that so u and the seat
belts have u the proper position when then airbags deploy because if u are not
in the proper place when the bags deploy then u will suffer far greater
injuries from the airbags pushing u out of the seats more an anything u can
imagine i have personal experence with this when my wnet off the force was so
great that my hand was flung off the wheel and thu the windshield but the cuts
i had was nothing to the damage i would have had had i not had seatbelts and a
airbag

Father of the Year wrote:

> I don't like them.
> I want to choose.
> I know living people who would be dead if they where wearing one.
> I have airbags
>
> "High Sierra" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Maybe this was covered in another part of this post, but why do you chose

> to not
> > wear your belt?
> >
> > Just curious.
> >
> >
> > Father of the Year wrote:
> > > snip

> >
> > > Gees, I choose not to wear my seatbelt, and I don't want to listen to

> the
> > > damn ding, and YOU people condemn me?????? I thought this was
> > > rec.autos.maker.chrysler not rec. miserable.****ing.knowitall.bashers
> > >
> > >
> > >snip


  #37  
Old June 24th 05, 04:42 AM
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Thanks again Tim,
I saw all of that pretensioner stuff before you helped me. I appreciate your opinion. I have read many of your responses and you are always polite and always helpful. I am sure you are an asset to your company. Maybe I will start wearing mine now out of respect for you or perhaps just to make sure I am around to take care of Dave, Alex and the rest of the nasties, for their lung tumors, impotence, emphysema, peripheral vascular disease, etc. But most of all, I want to be aroud when I think it was Dave "who has his children", wakes up one morning to find out he doesn't anymore. Then he can come to me for advice on damage control.
"tim bur" > wrote in message ...
i have air bags!!! is were you are dead wrong!!!! seat belts work with airbags to save your life! b.s. u say
well just so u know seat belts have what's called pretensoners that also deploy but do so before air bag deployment and they do that so u and the seat belts have u the proper position when then airbags deploy because if u are not in the proper place when the bags deploy then u will suffer far greater injuries from the airbags pushing u out of the seats more an anything u can imagine i have personal experence with this when my wnet off the force was so great that my hand was flung off the wheel and thu the windshield but the cuts i had was nothing to the damage i would have had had i not had seatbelts and a airbag
Father of the Year wrote:

I don't like them.
I want to choose.
I know living people who would be dead if they where wearing one.
I have airbags
"High Sierra" > wrote in message
...
> Maybe this was covered in another part of this post, but why do you chose

to not
> wear your belt?
>
> Just curious.
>
>
> Father of the Year wrote:
> > snip

>
> > Gees, I choose not to wear my seatbelt, and I don't want to listen to

the
> > damn ding, and YOU people condemn me?????? I thought this was
> > rec.autos.maker.chrysler not rec. miserable.****ing.knowitall.bashers
> >
> >
> >snip


  #38  
Old June 24th 05, 04:43 AM
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No Sir,
I did not start the ignorance or the name calling.
I only responded to it. I didn't come here to fight. I have a nasty ugly
xwife if i wanna fight.
"David" > wrote in message
news:vsGue.7507$go.717@fed1read05...
>
> "Father of the Year" > wrote in
> message ...
> > You smoke and nobody on this group chastises you?
> > Did you know smoking causes impotence, peripheral vascular disease, lung
> > cancer, emphysema, early aging, heart attack, stroke. So....as wrong as

I
> > am about the seatbelt, and I admit, I am wrong,STATISTICALLY, why don't
> > you
> > make sure that you wear your seatbelt so that society can spend hundreds
> > of
> > thousands of dollars keeping you alive combatting the effects of

tobacco.
> > Unless of course your unprotected sex gives you HIV or HepB or HepC then
> > throw another hundred thousand at maintaining your life from a choice

you
> > made. Me, they just have to pay the city employee to hose my blood off

the
> > street......cheap. But, it is me who is a jerk and a drain on society.

>
> Well for startes you were the one to call people names. All evryone did

was
> question you as to why you wanted to break the law, and isconnected a
> mandatory safety item, of which you would fail to notify any owner of your
> trade in and the safety device you disconnected. And you called everyone
> assholes, and a few more names. yet nobody called you names. You get,

what
> you sow retard.Your a documented liar and a venoumous snake. You have a
> chip on your shoulder because your wife left you for somenone else and

took
> the kids and you have to pay for it. And of course you did not do a single
> thing wrong in your relationship. YOu probably were not at all verbally
> abusive to your wife and kids, yet you are only that way in the

newsgroups.
> Right!! See these are not names. Just obvious observations. Know you can

go
> on calling everyone names and blaming everything else on everyone!
>
>



  #39  
Old June 24th 05, 05:04 AM
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I just read the rest of your post. You are out of touch with reality.

1. Ted started the name calling 6/18/05 "Maybe he's too fat for the
seatbelt?"

Ted
TED fired the first shot and i answered back to HIM.

2. Followed by dan who called me an "idjut" and an "asshole" the morning of
6/18 Prior to that I had not called Dan any names

3. I asked how to bypass an alarm not how to disable a seat belt. And I
never said that I would not tell the new owner and also it is a very simple
function to turn back on.......the seatbelt still works it just doesnt DING.

4. I didnt call everyone assholes, i responded to each person who called me
names. You reap what you sow is absolutely correct.....we agree there.

4. I am a documented liar. LOL Please tell me where it is documented.
Not only is it not documented it hasn't even been proven that I am a liar.
What type of medication are you on?

5. You are right, I can be a venomous snake but only after being attacked.

6. You are right again, I do have a chip on my shoulder. But not to a bunch
of guys on a chrysler website who I came to for help. My chip on my
shoulder is with the child custody laws, my x wife, and lawyers. I did not
abuse my wife, I ****ed her good every nite, she always came first. I had
a great family but she was a whore who went for more money and the
government promoted the breakup of my marriage by making the laws to benefit
her. IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!IN A BLINK OF AN EYE BUD.

I took the time to look at the posts before answering your questions. Look
at them for your self and see who called names. or perhaps people who are
not chrysler automotive technicians are supposed to put up with Ted and Dan
and Alex's verbal abuse and sarcasm cause they are so much better then us
lowlifes and we need them to answer our questions. I am not the only one
they are smart asses to, I researched their posts. It is obvious they have
attitude problems with all posters. It makes them feel better about
themselves to put someone down.....Psychology 101.



"David" > wrote in message
news:vsGue.7507$go.717@fed1read05...
>
> "Father of the Year" > wrote in
> message ...
> > You smoke and nobody on this group chastises you?
> > Did you know smoking causes impotence, peripheral vascular disease, lung
> > cancer, emphysema, early aging, heart attack, stroke. So....as wrong as

I
> > am about the seatbelt, and I admit, I am wrong,STATISTICALLY, why don't
> > you
> > make sure that you wear your seatbelt so that society can spend hundreds
> > of
> > thousands of dollars keeping you alive combatting the effects of

tobacco.
> > Unless of course your unprotected sex gives you HIV or HepB or HepC then
> > throw another hundred thousand at maintaining your life from a choice

you
> > made. Me, they just have to pay the city employee to hose my blood off

the
> > street......cheap. But, it is me who is a jerk and a drain on society.

>
> Well for startes you were the one to call people names. All evryone did

was
> question you as to why you wanted to break the law, and isconnected a
> mandatory safety item, of which you would fail to notify any owner of your
> trade in and the safety device you disconnected. And you called everyone
> assholes, and a few more names. yet nobody called you names. You get,

what
> you sow retard.Your a documented liar and a venoumous snake. You have a
> chip on your shoulder because your wife left you for somenone else and

took
> the kids and you have to pay for it. And of course you did not do a single
> thing wrong in your relationship. YOu probably were not at all verbally
> abusive to your wife and kids, yet you are only that way in the

newsgroups.
> Right!! See these are not names. Just obvious observations. Know you can

go
> on calling everyone names and blaming everything else on everyone!
>
>



  #40  
Old June 24th 05, 02:50 PM
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"Father of the Year" > wrote in
message ...
> You smoke and nobody on this group chastises you?


They can chastise me all they like,I like the people here,I have been
around grumpy old technicians for a long time,even though what they
say can be blunt,to the point and sometimes a little callus they are
all good people.

> Did you know smoking causes impotence, peripheral vascular disease,

lung
> cancer, emphysema, early aging, heart attack, stroke. So....as

wrong as I
> am about the seatbelt, and I admit, I am wrong,STATISTICALLY, why

don't you
> make sure that you wear your seatbelt so that society can spend

hundreds of
> thousands of dollars keeping you alive combatting the effects of

tobacco.

if a doctor were to tell me I was going to die from smoking I would
drive my truck into a tree and I wouldn't be a burden to
anyone.besides that you don't know me I could be a multi millioniare
for all you know.


> Unless of course your unprotected sex gives you HIV or HepB or HepC

then
> throw another hundred thousand at maintaining your life from a

choice you
> made.


the unprotected sex I have is with my wife whom I have been with for
12 years and we love each other very much,still honey mooning at my
house.sorry about your problems but some people know how to find a
good woman and keep her and some people don't.

why did you come here anyway?
did you call your dealer to see if they would turn off your seat belt
chime?

I bet you did and for some ungodly reason they were mean to you.


 




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