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Old June 30th 05, 04:39 PM
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Default Why Brown Eyed people shouldn't drive

Because a brown eyed person had an accident and killed others.

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Old June 30th 05, 05:29 PM
Laura Bush murdered her boy friend
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proffsl wrote:
> Because a brown eyed person had an accident and killed others.


Hey loonybird. No such thing as an "accident" on the highways.
Extremely rare, anyway. Everytime somebody gets killed out there it's
cause somebody did something wrong.

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Old June 30th 05, 05:41 PM
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On 30 Jun 2005 09:29:10 -0700, "Laura Bush murdered her boy friend"
> was understood to have stated the following:

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>Hey loonybird. No such thing as an "accident" on the highways.


Maybe not on the highways, but definitely accidents on the car hoods,
as your mother has demonstrated with you.

>Extremely rare, anyway. Everytime somebody gets killed out there it's
>cause somebody did something wrong.


This means your death will be upon us shortly. Yay!


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Old June 30th 05, 06:49 PM
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Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> proffsl wrote:
> > Because a brown eyed person had an accident and killed others.

>
> Hey loonybird. No such thing as an "accident" on the highways.
> Extremely rare, anyway. Everytime somebody gets killed out there it's
> cause somebody did something wrong.


What a nut. You have no logic skills whatsoever. If it's not an
accident, it means the person in the wreck did it ON PURPOSE. There's
no in between.

Yeah, I see SOOO many people driving around just wanting to get in a
wreck.

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Old June 30th 05, 08:23 PM
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Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> proffsl wrote:
> >
> > Because a brown eyed person had an accident and killed others.

>
> Hey loonybird.


You aren't addressing me, dimwit.


> No such thing as an "accident" on the highways. Extremely rare, anyway.


Make up your mind. Either they happen, or they don't.


> Everytime somebody gets killed out there it's cause somebody did
> something wrong.


Accidentally, or on purpose?

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

I take it you're brown eyed?

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Old July 1st 05, 12:49 AM
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proffsl wrote:
> Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> > proffsl wrote:
> > >
> > > Because a brown eyed person had an accident and killed others.

> >
> > Hey loonybird.

>
> You aren't addressing me, dimwit.
>
>
> > No such thing as an "accident" on the highways. Extremely rare, anyway.

>
> Make up your mind. Either they happen, or they don't.
>
>
> > Everytime somebody gets killed out there it's cause somebody did
> > something wrong.

>
> Accidentally, or on purpose?
>
> Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!
>
> I take it you're brown eyed?


Judy's so full of ****, of course it's brown eyed.

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Old July 1st 05, 12:50 PM
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On 30 Jun 2005 10:49:43 -0700, Larry Bud , said the following in
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>
> Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> > proffsl wrote:
> > > Because a brown eyed person had an accident and killed others.


<judy's crap sent to a hazardous waste facility>

> What a nut. You have no logic skills whatsoever. If it's not an
> accident, it means the person in the wreck did it ON PURPOSE. There's
> no in between.


That's judy's twisted little world for you: everything is either pure
black or pure white. Absolutely no inbetween.

> Yeah, I see SOOO many people driving around just wanting to get in a
> wreck.


About the only one like that I can think of would be judy itself; what
with the bald tires, the "tire in a can," no emergency brake, 41 in
school zones. Only a matter of time before it kills someone...

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