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"ZombyWoof" > wrote in message
... > On Thu, 19 May 2005 18:25:12 -0400, "John" > > wrote something > wonderfully witty: > >>"SVTKate" > wrote in message hlink.net... >>> >>> "ZombyWoof" > wrote >>> >>> | Wash your car as you would your pecker. >>> >>> Uhhhhh... I might have a bit of a problem. >> >>To bridge the above mental image across the gender gap and keep a somewhat >>parallel meaning, you'd have to wash your car as you would your pussy, >>right? With that in mind, re-wash your car and tell us how is was this >>time. >> > Make sure to use plenty of water though. Nothing worse then dry > pussy. The Mrs. and I prefer Astroglide. -- John ThunderSnake #59 |
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*covers her face and quietly laughs to herself*
Nope.. not sharing that part with you boy... not gonna do it. "John" > wrote in message ... | "SVTKate" > wrote in message | ink.net... | > | > "ZombyWoof" > wrote | > | > | Wash your car as you would your pecker. | > | > Uhhhhh... I might have a bit of a problem. | | To bridge the above mental image across the gender gap and keep a somewhat | parallel meaning, you'd have to wash your car as you would your pussy, | right? With that in mind, re-wash your car and tell us how is was this | time. | | -- | John | ThunderSnake #59 | | |
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"John" > wrote in message ... | "SVTKate" > wrote in message | ink.net... | > | > "ZombyWoof" > wrote | > | > | Wash your car as you would your pecker. | > | > Uhhhhh... I might have a bit of a problem. | | To bridge the above mental image across the gender gap and keep a somewhat | parallel meaning, you'd have to wash your car as you would your pussy, | right? With that in mind, re-wash your car and tell us how is was this | time. | | -- | John | ThunderSnake #59 | Ok, I reconsidered. I went back to the master bedroom, went into the bathroom and drew a nice warm bath. Got some fresh towels and hung them nearby. Pulled out the fragrant shampoos that have not been used in a long while, maybe too long. Grabbed the sleeping cat off of her cushion and tossed her in There was Yowling, scratching, biting and water EVERYWHERE! I fought with her, finally grabbed her front paws and held her while I scrubbed her all over with shampoo. I had to chase her down the hallway, she was flinging water everywhere as she went, wet fur, evil looks and then she hid under the couch. I'm telling you, washing a pussy ain't NUTHIN like washing a Dick! I have washed him MANY times and he doesn't put up a fight like this! But, at least my pussy smells all clean and fresh! Happy??? Hand me the ointment and a band aid, will ya? Kate |
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You go Girl! :-) Nice lead-in then you nailed him to the wall.
Since we are so far OT..... What I don't understand is that my cat will gladly run outside and play in the rain all day long.... but just try and carry him through the door into the bathroom and he suddenly makes himself a 6ft wide claw-filled saber-toothed flesh-destroying Wildcat. Back OT Have you ordered your '06 Shelby yet? Keith "SVTKate" > wrote in message ink.net... > > "John" > wrote in message > ... > | "SVTKate" > wrote in message > | ink.net... > | > > | > "ZombyWoof" > wrote > | > > | > | Wash your car as you would your pecker. > | > > | > Uhhhhh... I might have a bit of a problem. > | > | To bridge the above mental image across the gender gap and keep a somewhat > | parallel meaning, you'd have to wash your car as you would your pussy, > | right? With that in mind, re-wash your car and tell us how is was this > | time. > | > | -- > | John > | ThunderSnake #59 > | > > > Ok, I reconsidered. > I went back to the master bedroom, > went into the bathroom and drew a nice warm bath. > Got some fresh towels and hung them nearby. > Pulled out the fragrant shampoos that have not been used in a long while, > maybe too long. > > Grabbed the sleeping cat off of her cushion and tossed her in > There was Yowling, scratching, biting and water EVERYWHERE! > > I fought with her, finally grabbed her front paws and held her while I > scrubbed her all over with shampoo. > > I had to chase her down the hallway, she was flinging water everywhere as > she went, wet fur, evil looks and then she hid under the couch. > > I'm telling you, washing a pussy ain't NUTHIN like washing a Dick! > I have washed him MANY times and he doesn't put up a fight like this! > > But, at least my pussy smells all clean and fresh! > > Happy??? > > Hand me the ointment and a band aid, will ya? > > Kate > > > > > |
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"Keith Warren" > wrote in message ... | You go Girl! :-) Nice lead-in then you nailed him to the wall. | | Since we are so far OT..... | | What I don't understand is that my cat will gladly run outside and play in | the rain all day long.... but just try and carry him through the door into | the bathroom and he suddenly makes himself a 6ft wide claw-filled | saber-toothed flesh-destroying Wildcat. | | Back OT | | Have you ordered your '06 Shelby yet? | | Keith | LMAO! Mine too, but once I get her in, she really seems to enjoy it. When I soak in the tub, bubbles and all that, she comes in and plays in the bubbles by reaching her "arm" into them as far as it will go. Oh, well, back on topic... Yea, right.... like THAT's gonna happen! I've been trying to talk hubs into a supercharger for four years, you think he's gonna cough up for a Shelby? NFW! On the same day that Tom Selleck decides he wants to spend a weekend with me under the covers. Kate |
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