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Old December 5th 04, 12:26 AM
223rem
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Default You know you're a moron when...

you're driving a brand-new minivan and fall well behind the fully
loaded dump truck in the next lane when the light turns green
and traffic starts moving.



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Old December 5th 04, 01:47 AM
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"223rem" > wrote in message
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> you're driving a brand-new minivan and fall well behind the fully
> loaded dump truck in the next lane when the light turns green
> and traffic starts moving.
>


Hey, minivans are horribly under-powered and dump trucks haul ASS. At
least, the ones in New England area do. -Dave


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Old December 5th 04, 02:02 AM
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Dave C. wrote:

> Hey, minivans are horribly under-powered


Try driving a 2003 or 2004 Honda Odyssey.
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Old December 5th 04, 06:49 AM
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On Sun, 05 Dec 2004 01:02:32 GMT, Arif Khokar >
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>Dave C. wrote:
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>> Hey, minivans are horribly under-powered

>
>Try driving a 2003 or 2004 Honda Odyssey.


You need your sarcasm detector recalibrated.
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establishment of a standing army, the bane of liberty. . .
Whenever Government means to invade the rights and liberties of
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Old December 8th 04, 12:37 AM
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"223rem" > wrote in message
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> you're driving a brand-new minivan and fall well behind the fully
> loaded dump truck in the next lane when the light turns green
> and traffic starts moving.


....or you post to usenet with a nym like "Laura Bush murdered her
boyfriend" and you use "tire in a can," on a regular bases...


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Old December 8th 04, 12:37 AM
Paul
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"223rem" > wrote in message
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> you're driving a brand-new minivan and fall well behind the fully
> loaded dump truck in the next lane when the light turns green
> and traffic starts moving.


....or you post to usenet with a nym like "Laura Bush murdered her
boyfriend" and you use "tire in a can," on a regular bases...


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Old December 8th 04, 02:46 PM
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Minivan drivers are by definition, emasculated.

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Old December 8th 04, 02:46 PM
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Minivan drivers are by definition, emasculated.

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Old December 8th 04, 04:09 PM
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In article .com>,
> wrote:
>Minivan drivers are by definition, emasculated.


Unless they're, you know, women.

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Old December 8th 04, 04:09 PM
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In article .com>,
> wrote:
>Minivan drivers are by definition, emasculated.


Unless they're, you know, women.

 




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