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Old December 30th 04, 11:25 PM
Olaf Gustafson
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Default sloth MFFY mentality rampant

I've always loathed the part of air travel when the plane hits the
gate and everyone stands up, gets in the aisle and stands around doing
nothing.

It's much worse when you're flying during holidays when you've got
idiots who hardly ever fly, many loaded down with children they don't
keep in line.

What could be so hard about simply allowing people who have their ****
together to proceed ahead of you when you know it's going to take you
an hour to put on your coat, and gather your bags from under the seat
and the overhead compartment while you stand in the aisle?

Can't people gather everything up except what's in the overhead
compartment before the bell dings indicating you can stand, and then
simply grab your bag from the overhead as you head down the aisle?


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Old December 31st 04, 02:08 AM
Furious George
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Olaf Gustafson wrote:
> I've always loathed the part of air travel when the plane hits the
> gate and everyone stands up, gets in the aisle and stands around

doing
> nothing.


I hate travelling on the same plane as black people. Why do they have
to fly on our planes?

>
> It's much worse when you're flying during holidays when you've got
> idiots who hardly ever fly, many loaded down with children they don't
> keep in line.
>
> What could be so hard about simply allowing people who have their

****
> together to proceed ahead of you when you know it's going to take you
> an hour to put on your coat, and gather your bags from under the seat
> and the overhead compartment while you stand in the aisle?
>
> Can't people gather everything up except what's in the overhead
> compartment before the bell dings indicating you can stand, and then
> simply grab your bag from the overhead as you head down the aisle?

It's much the same principle as with Pavlov's dogs.

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Old December 31st 04, 02:08 AM
Furious George
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Olaf Gustafson wrote:
> I've always loathed the part of air travel when the plane hits the
> gate and everyone stands up, gets in the aisle and stands around

doing
> nothing.


I hate travelling on the same plane as black people. Why do they have
to fly on our planes?

>
> It's much worse when you're flying during holidays when you've got
> idiots who hardly ever fly, many loaded down with children they don't
> keep in line.
>
> What could be so hard about simply allowing people who have their

****
> together to proceed ahead of you when you know it's going to take you
> an hour to put on your coat, and gather your bags from under the seat
> and the overhead compartment while you stand in the aisle?
>
> Can't people gather everything up except what's in the overhead
> compartment before the bell dings indicating you can stand, and then
> simply grab your bag from the overhead as you head down the aisle?

It's much the same principle as with Pavlov's dogs.

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Old December 31st 04, 03:37 AM
Brent P
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In article >, Olaf Gustafson wrote:

> Can't people gather everything up except what's in the overhead
> compartment before the bell dings indicating you can stand, and then
> simply grab your bag from the overhead as you head down the aisle?


No. they expect everyone else to wait for them. They see no reason to
hurry. Anyone who wants to go faster or thought ahead and is ready to
go is an impaitent jerk as far as they are concerned.


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Old December 31st 04, 03:37 AM
Brent P
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In article >, Olaf Gustafson wrote:

> Can't people gather everything up except what's in the overhead
> compartment before the bell dings indicating you can stand, and then
> simply grab your bag from the overhead as you head down the aisle?


No. they expect everyone else to wait for them. They see no reason to
hurry. Anyone who wants to go faster or thought ahead and is ready to
go is an impaitent jerk as far as they are concerned.


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Old December 31st 04, 04:50 AM
Skip Elliott Bowman
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"Olaf Gustafson" > wrote in message
...
> I've always loathed the part of air travel when the plane hits the
> gate and everyone stands up, gets in the aisle and stands around doing
> nothing.
>
> It's much worse when you're flying during holidays when you've got
> idiots who hardly ever fly, many loaded down with children they don't
> keep in line.
>
> What could be so hard about simply allowing people who have their ****
> together to proceed ahead of you when you know it's going to take you
> an hour to put on your coat, and gather your bags from under the seat
> and the overhead compartment while you stand in the aisle?
>
> Can't people gather everything up except what's in the overhead
> compartment before the bell dings indicating you can stand, and then
> simply grab your bag from the overhead as you head down the aisle?


Or you could just sit patiently in your seat until a space clears. It was a
4 hour flight, or less--what's another 5 minutes? Plus, it's fun watching
others try and dash off the aircraft, which is impossible in the throng.


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Old December 31st 04, 04:50 AM
Skip Elliott Bowman
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"Olaf Gustafson" > wrote in message
...
> I've always loathed the part of air travel when the plane hits the
> gate and everyone stands up, gets in the aisle and stands around doing
> nothing.
>
> It's much worse when you're flying during holidays when you've got
> idiots who hardly ever fly, many loaded down with children they don't
> keep in line.
>
> What could be so hard about simply allowing people who have their ****
> together to proceed ahead of you when you know it's going to take you
> an hour to put on your coat, and gather your bags from under the seat
> and the overhead compartment while you stand in the aisle?
>
> Can't people gather everything up except what's in the overhead
> compartment before the bell dings indicating you can stand, and then
> simply grab your bag from the overhead as you head down the aisle?


Or you could just sit patiently in your seat until a space clears. It was a
4 hour flight, or less--what's another 5 minutes? Plus, it's fun watching
others try and dash off the aircraft, which is impossible in the throng.


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Old December 31st 04, 05:04 AM
Laura Bush murdered her boy friend
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Stay off planes. That's what i do.

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Old December 31st 04, 05:04 AM
Laura Bush murdered her boy friend
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Stay off planes. That's what i do.

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Old December 31st 04, 06:21 AM
Furious George
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Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> Stay off planes. That's what i do.

Thank you. At least one mode of transport is not ruined by you.

 




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