Dang Furriners

Nate Nagel wrote:

> I don't think that this is any special territory of foreigners. I am
> almost amazed when I see *anyone* driving in a correct manner. Stop
> signs are especially chaotic. Doesn't anyone teach the proper way to
> handle a 4-way stop anymore?

I used to be proud of the way Californians handled dead traffic lights
-- queuing properly, taking turns, etc. We had a power outage the other
day which also blew the lights at the complex intersection up the
street. After only a few minutes I looked out and there were flashing
lights and smashed cars. Sic transit gloria competence.

> I've all but given up hope on the KRETP
> issue, best it seems you can hope for is that the morons don't bunch up
> so close that you can't get through at all. Directionals are
> alternately treated as a) a sign of weakness b) a device for granting
> oneself the right of way.
>
> I used to enjoy driving, back when I lived in civilized redneckia...

No going back, unfortunately...

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Bev
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On Tue, 28 Dec 2004, The Real Bev wrote:

> Sic transit gloria competence.

Or, sick transit glorifies incompetence.

On Tue, 28 Dec 2004, The Real Bev wrote:

> Sic transit gloria competence.

Or, sick transit glorifies incompetence.

On Tue, 28 Dec 2004 15:45:44 -0800, Scott en Aztlán
> wrote:

>So I'm driving down Euclid in Anaheim. I need to make a left into a
>shopping center, so I turn on my left turn signal and merge into the
>center left turn lane. Waiting in the driveway of the shopping center
>is a dang furriner in an older Mercedes sedan; his left turn signal is
>activated. As I approach, he begins to pull out of the driveway; he is
>blocking two lanes of traffic as I pull in front of him. I have to
>swing wide to clear his car before I can pull into the driveway. As I
>cross in front of him, I mouth the words "you are a total ****ing
>moron." He responds by throwing up his hands - as if *I* was supposed
>to yield to him and let him exit the shopping center first.
>
>I wish these dang furriners would learn the rules of the road before
>the come here and start driving like arrogant little pricks...

Yeah - goddammed furriners should learn to ****ing drive.

And when they learn to drive, maybe we can get the dang merkins to
learn next

On Tue, 28 Dec 2004 15:45:44 -0800, Scott en Aztlán
> wrote:

>So I'm driving down Euclid in Anaheim. I need to make a left into a
>shopping center, so I turn on my left turn signal and merge into the
>center left turn lane. Waiting in the driveway of the shopping center
>is a dang furriner in an older Mercedes sedan; his left turn signal is
>activated. As I approach, he begins to pull out of the driveway; he is
>blocking two lanes of traffic as I pull in front of him. I have to
>swing wide to clear his car before I can pull into the driveway. As I
>cross in front of him, I mouth the words "you are a total ****ing
>moron." He responds by throwing up his hands - as if *I* was supposed
>to yield to him and let him exit the shopping center first.
>
>I wish these dang furriners would learn the rules of the road before
>the come here and start driving like arrogant little pricks...

Yeah - goddammed furriners should learn to ****ing drive.

And when they learn to drive, maybe we can get the dang merkins to
learn next

Brent P wrote:
> In article >, Scott en
Aztl=E1n wrote:
>
> > I wish these dang furriners would learn the rules of the road
before
> > the come here and start driving like arrogant little pricks...
>
> It's easier to skip the step of learning the rules of the road and go

> right to making up their own version and driving in a me first, ****
> everyone else style just like so many of the born-here citzens.

MFFY is a problem for all races and nations, but it is a particular
problem for the dark and yellow races.

Brent P wrote:
> In article >, Scott en
Aztl=E1n wrote:
>
> > I wish these dang furriners would learn the rules of the road
before
> > the come here and start driving like arrogant little pricks...
>
> It's easier to skip the step of learning the rules of the road and go

> right to making up their own version and driving in a me first, ****
> everyone else style just like so many of the born-here citzens.

MFFY is a problem for all races and nations, but it is a particular
problem for the dark and yellow races.

In article .com>, Furious George wrote:
>
> Brent P wrote:
>> In article >, Scott en
> Aztlán wrote:
>>
>> > I wish these dang furriners would learn the rules of the road
> before
>> > the come here and start driving like arrogant little pricks...
>>
>> It's easier to skip the step of learning the rules of the road and go
>
>> right to making up their own version and driving in a me first, ****
>> everyone else style just like so many of the born-here citzens.
>
> MFFY is a problem for all races and nations, but it is a particular
> problem for the dark and yellow races.

Um actually I find it most popular amung rich white folk....

In article .com>, Furious George wrote:
>
> Brent P wrote:
>> In article >, Scott en
> Aztlán wrote:
>>
>> > I wish these dang furriners would learn the rules of the road
> before
>> > the come here and start driving like arrogant little pricks...
>>
>> It's easier to skip the step of learning the rules of the road and go
>
>> right to making up their own version and driving in a me first, ****
>> everyone else style just like so many of the born-here citzens.
>
> MFFY is a problem for all races and nations, but it is a particular
> problem for the dark and yellow races.

Um actually I find it most popular amung rich white folk....

In article ich.edu>,
Daniel J. Stern > wrote:
>On Tue, 28 Dec 2004, The Real Bev wrote:
>
>> Sic transit gloria competence.
>
>Or, sick transit glorifies incompetence.

Shouldn't the OP have "Sic transit competence mundi" -- "Thus passes the
competence of the world" in fake Latin. "Sic transit gloria
competence" means "Thus passes the glory of competence" in fake Latin.