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cell phone idiocy
The other day I had to listen to my red neck neighbors and their
friends complain about idiots using cell phones while driving. My neighbor was one of the most vocal. Today I see her drive her car down the left side of the road to her driveway, turn in front of me with no clue that I almost hit her, and proceed to back in her driveway with a cell phone plastered to her ear. She never noticed me. |
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"DTJ" > wrote in message ... > The other day I had to listen to my red neck neighbors and their > friends complain about idiots using cell phones while driving. My > neighbor was one of the most vocal. > > Today I see her drive her car down the left side of the road to her > driveway, turn in front of me with no clue that I almost hit her, and > proceed to back in her driveway with a cell phone plastered to her > ear. > > She never noticed me. She meant *other* people, not her. |
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DTJ > wrote in
: > The other day I had to listen to my red neck neighbors and their > friends complain about idiots using cell phones while driving. My > neighbor was one of the most vocal. > > Today I see her drive her car down the left side of the road to her > driveway, turn in front of me with no clue that I almost hit her, and > proceed to back in her driveway with a cell phone plastered to her > ear. > > She never noticed me. Is your horn broken? -- Jim Yanik jyanik at kua.net |
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"DTJ" > wrote in message ... > The other day I had to listen to my red neck neighbors and their > friends complain about idiots using cell phones while driving. My > neighbor was one of the most vocal. > > Today I see her drive her car down the left side of the road to her > driveway, turn in front of me with no clue that I almost hit her, and > proceed to back in her driveway with a cell phone plastered to her > ear. > > She never noticed me. Maybe their necks were just tanned red? |
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On 20 Jul 2005 16:35:31 GMT, Jim Yanik .> wrote:
>DTJ > wrote in : > >> The other day I had to listen to my red neck neighbors and their >> friends complain about idiots using cell phones while driving. My >> neighbor was one of the most vocal. >> >> Today I see her drive her car down the left side of the road to her >> driveway, turn in front of me with no clue that I almost hit her, and >> proceed to back in her driveway with a cell phone plastered to her >> ear. >> >> She never noticed me. > >Is your horn broken? She is my next door neighbor, and moved in less than a year ago. |
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On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 23:53:39 -0500, DTJ > wrote:
>On 20 Jul 2005 16:35:31 GMT, Jim Yanik .> wrote: > >>DTJ > wrote in m: >> >>> The other day I had to listen to my red neck neighbors and their >>> friends complain about idiots using cell phones while driving. My >>> neighbor was one of the most vocal. >>> >>> Today I see her drive her car down the left side of the road to her >>> driveway, turn in front of me with no clue that I almost hit her, and >>> proceed to back in her driveway with a cell phone plastered to her >>> ear. >>> >>> She never noticed me. >> >>Is your horn broken? > >She is my next door neighbor, and moved in less than a year ago. So your horn does not work on newly propinquitous females? |
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DTJ > wrote in
: > On 20 Jul 2005 16:35:31 GMT, Jim Yanik .> wrote: > >>DTJ > wrote in m: >> >>> The other day I had to listen to my red neck neighbors and their >>> friends complain about idiots using cell phones while driving. My >>> neighbor was one of the most vocal. >>> >>> Today I see her drive her car down the left side of the road to her >>> driveway, turn in front of me with no clue that I almost hit her, and >>> proceed to back in her driveway with a cell phone plastered to her >>> ear. >>> >>> She never noticed me. >> >>Is your horn broken? > > She is my next door neighbor, and moved in less than a year ago. > What has that got to do with the horn? Your car has one for a reason. -- Jim Yanik jyanik at kua.net |
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On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 07:01:01 -0700, Scott en Aztlán
> wrote: >On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 23:53:39 -0500, DTJ > wrote: > >>On 20 Jul 2005 16:35:31 GMT, Jim Yanik .> wrote: >> >>>DTJ > wrote in : >>> >>>> The other day I had to listen to my red neck neighbors and their >>>> friends complain about idiots using cell phones while driving. My >>>> neighbor was one of the most vocal. >>>> >>>> Today I see her drive her car down the left side of the road to her >>>> driveway, turn in front of me with no clue that I almost hit her, and >>>> proceed to back in her driveway with a cell phone plastered to her >>>> ear. >>>> >>>> She never noticed me. >>> >>>Is your horn broken? >> >>She is my next door neighbor, and moved in less than a year ago. > >So your horn does not work on newly propinquitous females? Here I thought you were teaching me a new word, and Merriam Webster says not. Is that a typo, or a word not in their dictionary? Yes my horn works, but new neighbors in this area tend to be difficult. |
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On 21 Jul 2005 16:18:21 GMT, Jim Yanik .> wrote:
>>>> The other day I had to listen to my red neck neighbors and their >>>> friends complain about idiots using cell phones while driving. My >>>> neighbor was one of the most vocal. >>>> >>>> Today I see her drive her car down the left side of the road to her >>>> driveway, turn in front of me with no clue that I almost hit her, and >>>> proceed to back in her driveway with a cell phone plastered to her >>>> ear. >>>> >>>> She never noticed me. >>> >>>Is your horn broken? >> >> She is my next door neighbor, and moved in less than a year ago. >> > >What has that got to do with the horn? > >Your car has one for a reason. So, if you had this happen with someone you were trying to develop a friendly relationship with, you would blow off that attempt just to honk? |
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"Scott en Aztlán" wrote: > On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 23:53:39 -0500, DTJ > wrote: > > >She is my next door neighbor, and moved in less than a year ago. > > So your horn does not work on newly propinquitous females? Are you familiar with UK usage of the term 'the horn' ? Lol ! I bet his horn would work on her given the right occasion. Graham |
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