CobraJet's vs GT40Patrick's

In article > ,
> wrote:

> "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article > ,
> > > wrote:
> >
> > > This group doesn't encompass the entire world. You speak like you're a
> godly
> > > automotive technician...
> >
> > Technician? Is that what I became after changing MAF and 02 sensors?
> > Argh. I'll stick to gearhead.
> >
> > > but you only post to bash other people.
> >
> > No, I point out bull****, like that which spewed from JD and BJ and
> > you claiming it was a female that you had over for Valentine's din-din.
>
> Well, Patrick has done extremely well in pointing out YOUR bull****... that
> you have no experience whatsoever Mr. "gearhead".

You know, I was just standing outside looking at my 460 and waiting
for some mechanic to wander over and fiddle with it, when I had a
thought. Yes, it *did* hurt.

Following your bravery in admitting a homosexual lifestyle, I
thought maybe it's best if I own up to not being a mechanic. Not only
would I have a huge load off my chest, but I can hang out in this
newsgroup without looking to answer anyone's question. I can just hone
in on the bull**** posts, and ask my *own* tech questions, since
everyone here is more qualified than I.

Damn, that *does* feel good! OK, time to go back out and stare at my
460, but I'll be back tonight with some questions.

>
> >
> > > Exactly
> > > what experience DO you have? *smooch* *smooch* patrick.
> >
> > You like Patrick's butt, don't you? Familiar territory?
>
> Well duh!!

Yeah, that was a thilly question.
>
> > >
> > > -Mike
> > >
> > > --
> > > A happy kid
> >
> > --
> > CobraJet
> > Thunder Snake #1
>
> -Mike
>
> --
> A gay kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> Cold air intake
> FRPP 3.73 gears
> Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> Hi-speed fan switch
> 255/60R-15 rear tires
> Subframe connectors
> Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
>
>

--
CobraJet
Thunder Snake #1

LOL yep you know it... I'm just as gay as can possibly be. Or in your
wettest of dreams at least.

-Mike

--
A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
Cold air intake
FRPP 3.73 gears
Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
Hi-speed fan switch
255/60R-15 rear tires
Subframe connectors
Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant


"CobraJet" > wrote in message
...
> In article > ,
> > wrote:
>
> > Oh I fugged the hell outta him. It was good.
>
> See, isn't it better to admit you are a fag? I mean, it's not like
> anyone didn't already know it, with the way you gush over things like
> Kate does and that whole swishy Valentine's thing and the way you
> sidestepped somebody's question about your "encounter" with another
> Mustang-owning male and that faggy buddy of yours on your web page.
> ****, it all adds up big time.
>
> What a tremendous relief you must feel. And it's all because of me.
> What a humanitarian I am!
>
> >
> > -Mike
> >
> > --
> > A gay kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> > Cold air intake
> > FRPP 3.73 gears
> > Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> > Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> > Hi-speed fan switch
> > 255/60R-15 rear tires
> > Subframe connectors
> > Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
> >
> >
> > "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > In article > ,
> > > > wrote:
> > >
> > > > Diff. is you can take a joke. CJ is a byotch .
> > >
> > > Speaking of which, what happened to that boy you had over for
> > > dinner? Didn't get wacked over that date rape thing, did he? Did he
> > > invite you over for Steak and BJ day?
> > >
> > > http://www.steakandbjday.com
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > -Mike
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> > > > Cold air intake
> > > > FRPP 3.73 gears
> > > > Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> > > > Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> > > > Hi-speed fan switch
> > > > 255/60R-15 rear tires
> > > > Subframe connectors
> > > > Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
> > > >
> > > >
>
> --
> CobraJet
> Thunder Snake #1

So you're not a mechanic & admit it. Thanks!

-Mike

--
A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
Cold air intake
FRPP 3.73 gears
Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
Hi-speed fan switch
255/60R-15 rear tires
Subframe connectors
Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant


"CobraJet" > wrote in message
...
> In article > ,
> > wrote:
>
> > "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > In article > ,
> > > > wrote:
> > >
> > > > This group doesn't encompass the entire world. You speak like you're
a
> > godly
> > > > automotive technician...
> > >
> > > Technician? Is that what I became after changing MAF and 02
sensors?
> > > Argh. I'll stick to gearhead.
> > >
> > > > but you only post to bash other people.
> > >
> > > No, I point out bull****, like that which spewed from JD and BJ and
> > > you claiming it was a female that you had over for Valentine's
din-din.
> >
> > Well, Patrick has done extremely well in pointing out YOUR bull****...
that
> > you have no experience whatsoever Mr. "gearhead".
>
> You know, I was just standing outside looking at my 460 and waiting
> for some mechanic to wander over and fiddle with it, when I had a
> thought. Yes, it *did* hurt.
>
> Following your bravery in admitting a homosexual lifestyle, I
> thought maybe it's best if I own up to not being a mechanic. Not only
> would I have a huge load off my chest, but I can hang out in this
> newsgroup without looking to answer anyone's question. I can just hone
> in on the bull**** posts, and ask my *own* tech questions, since
> everyone here is more qualified than I.
>
> Damn, that *does* feel good! OK, time to go back out and stare at my
> 460, but I'll be back tonight with some questions.
>
> >
> > >
> > > > Exactly
> > > > what experience DO you have? *smooch* *smooch* patrick.
> > >
> > > You like Patrick's butt, don't you? Familiar territory?
> >
> > Well duh!!
>
> Yeah, that was a thilly question.
> >
> > > >
> > > > -Mike
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > A happy kid
> > >
> > > --
> > > CobraJet
> > > Thunder Snake #1
> >
> > -Mike
> >
> > --
> > A gay kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> > Cold air intake
> > FRPP 3.73 gears
> > Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> > Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> > Hi-speed fan switch
> > 255/60R-15 rear tires
> > Subframe connectors
> > Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
> >
> >
>
> --
> CobraJet
> Thunder Snake #1

*Fondles CJ's boobies*

Had a homosexual urge. You have nice tits.

-Mike

--
A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
Cold air intake
FRPP 3.73 gears
Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
Hi-speed fan switch
255/60R-15 rear tires
Subframe connectors
Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant


"CobraJet" > wrote in message
...
> In article > ,
> > wrote:
>
> > "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > In article > ,
> > > > wrote:
> > >
> > > > This group doesn't encompass the entire world. You speak like you're
a
> > godly
> > > > automotive technician...
> > >
> > > Technician? Is that what I became after changing MAF and 02
sensors?
> > > Argh. I'll stick to gearhead.
> > >
> > > > but you only post to bash other people.
> > >
> > > No, I point out bull****, like that which spewed from JD and BJ and
> > > you claiming it was a female that you had over for Valentine's
din-din.
> >
> > Well, Patrick has done extremely well in pointing out YOUR bull****...
that
> > you have no experience whatsoever Mr. "gearhead".
>
> You know, I was just standing outside looking at my 460 and waiting
> for some mechanic to wander over and fiddle with it, when I had a
> thought. Yes, it *did* hurt.
>
> Following your bravery in admitting a homosexual lifestyle, I
> thought maybe it's best if I own up to not being a mechanic. Not only
> would I have a huge load off my chest, but I can hang out in this
> newsgroup without looking to answer anyone's question. I can just hone
> in on the bull**** posts, and ask my *own* tech questions, since
> everyone here is more qualified than I.
>
> Damn, that *does* feel good! OK, time to go back out and stare at my
> 460, but I'll be back tonight with some questions.
>
> >
> > >
> > > > Exactly
> > > > what experience DO you have? *smooch* *smooch* patrick.
> > >
> > > You like Patrick's butt, don't you? Familiar territory?
> >
> > Well duh!!
>
> Yeah, that was a thilly question.
> >
> > > >
> > > > -Mike
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > A happy kid
> > >
> > > --
> > > CobraJet
> > > Thunder Snake #1
> >
> > -Mike
> >
> > --
> > A gay kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> > Cold air intake
> > FRPP 3.73 gears
> > Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> > Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> > Hi-speed fan switch
> > 255/60R-15 rear tires
> > Subframe connectors
> > Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
> >
> >
>
> --
> CobraJet
> Thunder Snake #1

CobraJet wrote:
> In article >, Wound Up
> > wrote:
>
>
>>CobraJet wrote:
>>
>>>In article >, Wound Up
> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>CobraJet wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>In article >, Wound Up
> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>OK. While you went on a word binge I demonstrated the power of a
>>>>>>>>*single* word. I don't have a kill filter enabled, but "plonk" caused
>>>>>>>>you enough panic to email me twice and post this.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>Once. Panic? Don't flatter yourself.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You have a brain hiccup. First, you have replied to this portion of
>>>>>the post twice. Second, I have similar but slightly different emails
>>>>
>>>>>from you sent at 12:19 and 12:20 pm yesterday. You really need to get
>>>>
>>>>>the right dosage dialed in.
>>>>
>>>>(Hic)
>>>>
>>>>Hmm. Maybe I have 180's double send button malfunction, or something
>>>>like it. Gotta look in the DSM...
>>>
>>>
>>>>Hmm. Perhaps I am similarly affilicted as 180, with his double send
>>>>button malfunction. Maybe it's even been documented in the DSM!
>>>
>>>
>>> What, you own a Talon?
>>
>>Nope. I'm not an 18-year-old girl.
>
>
> Oh, I misunderstood "DSM".
>

Heh. No Diamond Stars round here.

Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders


--
Wound Up
ThunderSnake #65

In article > ,
> wrote:

> LOL yep you know it... I'm just as gay as can possibly be. Or in your
> wettest of dreams at least.

Lame. Do better.

>
> -Mike
>
> --
> A gay kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> Cold air intake
> FRPP 3.73 gears
> Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> Hi-speed fan switch
> 255/60R-15 rear tires
> Subframe connectors
> Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
>
>
> "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article > ,
> > > wrote:
> >
> > > Oh I fugged the hell outta him. It was good.
> >
> > See, isn't it better to admit you are a fag? I mean, it's not like
> > anyone didn't already know it, with the way you gush over things like
> > Kate does and that whole swishy Valentine's thing and the way you
> > sidestepped somebody's question about your "encounter" with another
> > Mustang-owning male and that faggy buddy of yours on your web page.
> > ****, it all adds up big time.
> >
> > What a tremendous relief you must feel. And it's all because of me.
> > What a humanitarian I am!
> >
> > >
> > > -Mike
> > >
> > > --
> > > A gay kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> > > Cold air intake
> > > FRPP 3.73 gears
> > > Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> > > Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> > > Hi-speed fan switch
> > > 255/60R-15 rear tires
> > > Subframe connectors
> > > Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
> > >
> > >
> > > "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > In article > ,
> > > > > wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Diff. is you can take a joke. CJ is a byotch .
> > > >
> > > > Speaking of which, what happened to that boy you had over for
> > > > dinner? Didn't get wacked over that date rape thing, did he? Did he
> > > > invite you over for Steak and BJ day?
> > > >
> > > > http://www.steakandbjday.com
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > -Mike
> > > > >
> > > > > --
> > > > > A gay kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> > > > > Cold air intake
> > > > > FRPP 3.73 gears
> > > > > Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> > > > > Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> > > > > Hi-speed fan switch
> > > > > 255/60R-15 rear tires
> > > > > Subframe connectors
> > > > > Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
> > > > >
> > > > >
> >
> > --
> > CobraJet
> > Thunder Snake #1
>
>

--
NewbieJet

In article > ,
> wrote:

> So you're not a mechanic & admit it. Thanks!

No sweat. Now what we need to do is get you and Patty and Billy on
call around the clock here to answer tech questions. Which shift do you
want, Mikey?

>
> -Mike
>
> --
> A gay kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> Cold air intake
> FRPP 3.73 gears
> Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> Hi-speed fan switch
> 255/60R-15 rear tires
> Subframe connectors
> Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
>
>
> "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article > ,
> > > wrote:
> >
> > > "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > In article > ,
> > > > > wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > This group doesn't encompass the entire world. You speak like you're
> a
> > > godly
> > > > > automotive technician...
> > > >
> > > > Technician? Is that what I became after changing MAF and 02
> sensors?
> > > > Argh. I'll stick to gearhead.
> > > >
> > > > > but you only post to bash other people.
> > > >
> > > > No, I point out bull****, like that which spewed from JD and BJ and
> > > > you claiming it was a female that you had over for Valentine's
> din-din.
> > >
> > > Well, Patrick has done extremely well in pointing out YOUR bull****...
> that
> > > you have no experience whatsoever Mr. "gearhead".
> >
> > You know, I was just standing outside looking at my 460 and waiting
> > for some mechanic to wander over and fiddle with it, when I had a
> > thought. Yes, it *did* hurt.
> >
> > Following your bravery in admitting a homosexual lifestyle, I
> > thought maybe it's best if I own up to not being a mechanic. Not only
> > would I have a huge load off my chest, but I can hang out in this
> > newsgroup without looking to answer anyone's question. I can just hone
> > in on the bull**** posts, and ask my *own* tech questions, since
> > everyone here is more qualified than I.
> >
> > Damn, that *does* feel good! OK, time to go back out and stare at my
> > 460, but I'll be back tonight with some questions.
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > Exactly
> > > > > what experience DO you have? *smooch* *smooch* patrick.
> > > >
> > > > You like Patrick's butt, don't you? Familiar territory?
> > >
> > > Well duh!!
> >
> > Yeah, that was a thilly question.
> > >
> > > > >
> > > > > -Mike
> > > > >
> > > > > --
> > > > > A happy kid
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > CobraJet
> > > > Thunder Snake #1
> > >
> > > -Mike
> > >
> > > --
> > > A gay kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> > > Cold air intake
> > > FRPP 3.73 gears
> > > Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> > > Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> > > Hi-speed fan switch
> > > 255/60R-15 rear tires
> > > Subframe connectors
> > > Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
> > >
> > >
> >
> > --
> > CobraJet
> > Thunder Snake #1
>
>

--
NewbieJet

In article > ,
> wrote:

> *Fondles CJ's boobies*
>
> Had a homosexual urge. You have nice tits.

Now now, little pansy. Don't be trying to reach through the screen
to touch us straight guys. I'm sure there's enough truck stop action on
the Net to satisfy your depraved cravings.

>
> -Mike
>
> --
> A faggy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> Cold air intake
> FRPP 3.73 gears
> Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> Hi-speed fan switch
> 255/60R-15 rear tires
> Subframe connectors
> Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
>
>
> "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article > ,
> > > wrote:
> >
> > > "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > In article > ,
> > > > > wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > This group doesn't encompass the entire world. You speak like you're
> a
> > > godly
> > > > > automotive technician...
> > > >
> > > > Technician? Is that what I became after changing MAF and 02
> sensors?
> > > > Argh. I'll stick to gearhead.
> > > >
> > > > > but you only post to bash other people.
> > > >
> > > > No, I point out bull****, like that which spewed from JD and BJ and
> > > > you claiming it was a female that you had over for Valentine's
> din-din.
> > >
> > > Well, Patrick has done extremely well in pointing out YOUR bull****...
> that
> > > you have no experience whatsoever Mr. "gearhead".
> >
> > You know, I was just standing outside looking at my 460 and waiting
> > for some mechanic to wander over and fiddle with it, when I had a
> > thought. Yes, it *did* hurt.
> >
> > Following your bravery in admitting a homosexual lifestyle, I
> > thought maybe it's best if I own up to not being a mechanic. Not only
> > would I have a huge load off my chest, but I can hang out in this
> > newsgroup without looking to answer anyone's question. I can just hone
> > in on the bull**** posts, and ask my *own* tech questions, since
> > everyone here is more qualified than I.
> >
> > Damn, that *does* feel good! OK, time to go back out and stare at my
> > 460, but I'll be back tonight with some questions.
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > Exactly
> > > > > what experience DO you have? *smooch* *smooch* patrick.
> > > >
> > > > You like Patrick's butt, don't you? Familiar territory?
> > >
> > > Well duh!!
> >
> > Yeah, that was a thilly question.
> > >
> > > > >
> > > > > -Mike
> > > > >
> > > > > --
> > > > > A kid
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > CobraJet
> > > > Thunder Snake #1
> > >
> > > -Mike
> > >
> > > --
> > > A gay kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> > > Cold air intake
> > > FRPP 3.73 gears
> > > Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> > > Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> > > Hi-speed fan switch
> > > 255/60R-15 rear tires
> > > Subframe connectors
> > > Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
> > >
> > >
> >
> > --
> > CobraJet
> > Thunder Snake #1
>
>

--
NewbieJet

But nobody has the sexy man boobies that you have, CJ. I will not settle for
anything less!

-Mike

--
A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
Cold air intake
FRPP 3.73 gears
Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
Hi-speed fan switch
255/60R-15 rear tires
Subframe connectors
Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant


"CobraJet" > wrote in message
...
> In article > ,
> > wrote:
>
> > *Fondles CJ's boobies*
> >
> > Had a homosexual urge. You have nice tits.
>
> Now now, little pansy. Don't be trying to reach through the screen
> to touch us straight guys. I'm sure there's enough truck stop action on
> the Net to satisfy your depraved cravings.
>
> >
> > -Mike
> >
> > --
> > A faggy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> > Cold air intake
> > FRPP 3.73 gears
> > Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> > Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> > Hi-speed fan switch
> > 255/60R-15 rear tires
> > Subframe connectors
> > Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
> >
> >
> > "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > In article > ,
> > > > wrote:
> > >
> > > > "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> > > > ...
> > > > > In article > ,
> > > > > > wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > This group doesn't encompass the entire world. You speak like
you're
> > a
> > > > godly
> > > > > > automotive technician...
> > > > >
> > > > > Technician? Is that what I became after changing MAF and 02
> > sensors?
> > > > > Argh. I'll stick to gearhead.
> > > > >
> > > > > > but you only post to bash other people.
> > > > >
> > > > > No, I point out bull****, like that which spewed from JD and BJ
and
> > > > > you claiming it was a female that you had over for Valentine's
> > din-din.
> > > >
> > > > Well, Patrick has done extremely well in pointing out YOUR
bull****...
> > that
> > > > you have no experience whatsoever Mr. "gearhead".
> > >
> > > You know, I was just standing outside looking at my 460 and waiting
> > > for some mechanic to wander over and fiddle with it, when I had a
> > > thought. Yes, it *did* hurt.
> > >
> > > Following your bravery in admitting a homosexual lifestyle, I
> > > thought maybe it's best if I own up to not being a mechanic. Not only
> > > would I have a huge load off my chest, but I can hang out in this
> > > newsgroup without looking to answer anyone's question. I can just hone
> > > in on the bull**** posts, and ask my *own* tech questions, since
> > > everyone here is more qualified than I.
> > >
> > > Damn, that *does* feel good! OK, time to go back out and stare at
my
> > > 460, but I'll be back tonight with some questions.
> > >
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > Exactly
> > > > > > what experience DO you have? *smooch* *smooch* patrick.
> > > > >
> > > > > You like Patrick's butt, don't you? Familiar territory?
> > > >
> > > > Well duh!!
> > >
> > > Yeah, that was a thilly question.
> > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > -Mike
> > > > > >
> > > > > > --
> > > > > > A kid
> > > > >
> > > > > --
> > > > > CobraJet
> > > > > Thunder Snake #1
> > > >
> > > > -Mike
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > A gay kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> > > > Cold air intake
> > > > FRPP 3.73 gears
> > > > Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> > > > Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> > > > Hi-speed fan switch
> > > > 255/60R-15 rear tires
> > > > Subframe connectors
> > > > Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > --
> > > CobraJet
> > > Thunder Snake #1
> >
> >
>
> --
> NewbieJet

CobraJet wrote:

Hot damn! I snap my fingers and cubicle boy does the work! At least
> you got the car list right. The rest you get a D on. Not for effort,
> but for thinking that *anyone* relates his entire life to Usenet.
I've
> never seen a single person write a detailed biography here. Have you?
>
> In a court of law, your smegmatic expulsion would amount to
hearsay
> and would fall woefully astray of conveying factual information. It's
> no wonder you failed as a lawyer.
>
> I understand you, though. You're at a crossroads in your life, and
> it pains you to think that other people may have had a more
interesting
> past than you. But it's OK, William, you are still needed by society.
>
> After all, *somebody* has to enter that data.

Hot damn, snap my fingers and the same old Cobra Jet blah blah blah
spews forth. Try to change the focus to the opponent's personal
character, put him on the "defensive," pretend it'd be too much trouble
to rebut the charges and that the rebuttals would be knocked down
anyway. Par for the course.

The truth is what it is. I say the truth is that, about 35 years ago,
you dabbled in street racing for a brief while with a *snicker* 289
Mustang. Probably living at home with Mommy and Daddy and pretending
to go to college.

At some point you dropped out of college and moved to Arizona and
opened a car stereo shop. Along the way you acquired a bunch of '60's
cars, some of which had the ability to move under their own power.
Thanks to your stewardship, none of them do now.

Along the way you ran a few laps at the dragstrip. But you have not
done so for years, possibly decades.

At some point the stereo shop went bust, and you haven't held regular
job since then. This is possible only if you're living on SSI, a
personal injury award, or some other method of sucking on somebody
else's tit.

Now you're nearly 50, living with 20-30 cats in some marginally
habitable hut in the Arizona desert. Oh yeah, and about five months
ago you started an actual automotive project, your first one in years,
possibly decades.

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