CobraJet's vs GT40Patrick's

In article . com>,
> wrote:

> CobraJet wrote:
>
> > It's a riot, isn't it? I've worked and played in an automotive
> > environment all my life, and now I get a dropout lawyer and a nurse
> > trying to cast the Fickle Finger upon me. And that list of Patrick's
> > "achievements" had me laughing for hours last night. Gosh, what a
> > HARDCORE wrencher! BWAHAHAHA!
>
> Here's another pitch... a nice slow one right over the plate.
>
> Why would a "master mechanic/gearhead", like you proclaim to be, be
> reduced to a lifetime of doing radio installs?
>
> Go ahead, Casey... take a swing at that one.
>
> <the crowd hushes again in anticipation>

Hearing voices in your head again? I bet you can get some fine narcs
in that hospital you work at.

>
> Patrick
> '93 Cobra
>

--
CobraJet
Thunder Snake #1

See below...

--
A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
Cold air intake
FRPP 3.73 gears
Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
Hi-speed fan switch
255/60R-15 rear tires
Subframe connectors
Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant


"CobraJet" > wrote in message
...
> In article . com>,
> > wrote:
>
> > Dodge'emJet wrote:
> >
> > > > > I don't know where you newer Thundersnakes are getting your info,
> > > > > but you've pretty much got that backwards.
> >
> > > > Backwards? That's not my perception. Patrick definitely knows
> > > > more about this stuff than me, but CJ is on a higher level than
> > > > that. Could CJ be creating all that information and responses by
> > > > sitting in front of his Mac with a stack of magazines and books by
> > > > his side and not having "walked the walk", in essence, creating his
> > > > CJ persona? I don't think so. Again, my perception.
> >
> > > It's a riot, isn't it? I've worked and played in an automotive
> > > environment all my life,
> >
> > Want to know what's really funny? So far, you've been nothing but
> > talk, which is quickly going to be labeled bull**** if you don't pony
> > up soon.
> >
> > You have a digital camera... here's another to-do list:
> >
> > 1) Let's see pics of all the claimed old car magazines you own.
> > Thousand some pounds, right? We've been hearing you brag about them
> > now for 6-7 years, let's see 'em.
> >
> > 2) Give us some pics of this 20 whatever number of classics of yours.
> > SURELY, a "master mechanic/gearhead" like yourself has to have AT LEAST
> > A FEW of these babies cherried out. (Right, folks?) Show us... and
> > stick your ugly mug in a few of these pics too.
> >
> > 3) You don't even need a camera for this last one. Post your
> > automotive expirience.
> >
> > > and now I get a dropout lawyer and a nurse trying to cast the Fickle
> > > Finger upon me.
> >
> > Yeah, that tends to happen when someone claims and claims and claims
> > and talks and talks and talks, but never produces. And so far in your
> > 8 years of Usenet, you've produced a big goose egg... Z E R O. Cars,
> > magazines, timeslips everything so far has been nothing but talk. I
> > want to see proof of your impressive automotive skills/expirience. I
> > want to see links to stuff that's on the same level as Bill S' stuff.
> > Again, a seasoned mechanic like you HAS to own some impressive
> > looking rides, I'd think.
> >
> > > And that list of Patrick's "achievements" had me laughing for hours
> > > last night. Gosh, what a HARDCORE wrencher! BWAHAHAHA!
> >
> > Dude, the joke is on you, or should I say *is* you. I never claimed to
> > be a "hardcore wrencher", YOU did! (I swear you're losing brain
> > function.) I only listed what I've had expirience with. It was a no
> > BULL**** list. I could have lied and trumped up an impressive list,
> > but I didn't. I'm honest. That's all the expirience I have, I make no
> > excuses, nor do I feel bad about it.
> >
> > Now it's your turn. Come on big guy... step up the plate. Are going
> > to swing and hit it out of the park, or are you going to give us more
> > wind?
> >
> > <the crowd is hushed with anticipation>
>
> The crowd doesn't care, and you've been around long enough to know
> you can't rattle me with your bull****. Anyone with two eyes and an
> equal number of brain cells can understand that I know my ****. You,
> however, are proving yet again that you (and your clone William) are
> envious and frustrated.

Actually, you're right. Crowd doesn't give a *damn*. But you do... otherwise
you wouldn't keep posting. I don't see why you don't just say what you've
done so this **** can end. I mean hell.. we all know you're full of
****..... so what's it really matter?

-Mike

>
> But as as psycho as you are, you do feed my sadistic side. Did you
> run your marathon today? Think of me when your heart was pounding?
>
> >
> > Patrick
> > '93 Cobra
> >
>
> --
> CobraJet
> Thunder Snake #1

In article > ,
> wrote:

> See below...
>
> --
> A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> Cold air intake
> FRPP 3.73 gears
> Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> Hi-speed fan switch
> 255/60R-15 rear tires
> Subframe connectors
> Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
>
>
> "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article . com>,
> > > wrote:
> >
> > > Dodge'emJet wrote:
> > >
> > > > > > I don't know where you newer Thundersnakes are getting your info,
> > > > > > but you've pretty much got that backwards.
> > >
> > > > > Backwards? That's not my perception. Patrick definitely knows
> > > > > more about this stuff than me, but CJ is on a higher level than
> > > > > that. Could CJ be creating all that information and responses by
> > > > > sitting in front of his Mac with a stack of magazines and books by
> > > > > his side and not having "walked the walk", in essence, creating his
> > > > > CJ persona? I don't think so. Again, my perception.
> > >
> > > > It's a riot, isn't it? I've worked and played in an automotive
> > > > environment all my life,
> > >
> > > Want to know what's really funny? So far, you've been nothing but
> > > talk, which is quickly going to be labeled bull**** if you don't pony
> > > up soon.
> > >
> > > You have a digital camera... here's another to-do list:
> > >
> > > 1) Let's see pics of all the claimed old car magazines you own.
> > > Thousand some pounds, right? We've been hearing you brag about them
> > > now for 6-7 years, let's see 'em.
> > >
> > > 2) Give us some pics of this 20 whatever number of classics of yours.
> > > SURELY, a "master mechanic/gearhead" like yourself has to have AT LEAST
> > > A FEW of these babies cherried out. (Right, folks?) Show us... and
> > > stick your ugly mug in a few of these pics too.
> > >
> > > 3) You don't even need a camera for this last one. Post your
> > > automotive expirience.
> > >
> > > > and now I get a dropout lawyer and a nurse trying to cast the Fickle
> > > > Finger upon me.
> > >
> > > Yeah, that tends to happen when someone claims and claims and claims
> > > and talks and talks and talks, but never produces. And so far in your
> > > 8 years of Usenet, you've produced a big goose egg... Z E R O. Cars,
> > > magazines, timeslips everything so far has been nothing but talk. I
> > > want to see proof of your impressive automotive skills/expirience. I
> > > want to see links to stuff that's on the same level as Bill S' stuff.
> > > Again, a seasoned mechanic like you HAS to own some impressive
> > > looking rides, I'd think.
> > >
> > > > And that list of Patrick's "achievements" had me laughing for hours
> > > > last night. Gosh, what a HARDCORE wrencher! BWAHAHAHA!
> > >
> > > Dude, the joke is on you, or should I say *is* you. I never claimed to
> > > be a "hardcore wrencher", YOU did! (I swear you're losing brain
> > > function.) I only listed what I've had expirience with. It was a no
> > > BULL**** list. I could have lied and trumped up an impressive list,
> > > but I didn't. I'm honest. That's all the expirience I have, I make no
> > > excuses, nor do I feel bad about it.
> > >
> > > Now it's your turn. Come on big guy... step up the plate. Are going
> > > to swing and hit it out of the park, or are you going to give us more
> > > wind?
> > >
> > > <the crowd is hushed with anticipation>
> >
> > The crowd doesn't care, and you've been around long enough to know
> > you can't rattle me with your bull****. Anyone with two eyes and an
> > equal number of brain cells can understand that I know my ****. You,
> > however, are proving yet again that you (and your clone William) are
> > envious and frustrated.
>
> Actually, you're right. Crowd doesn't give a *damn*. But you do... otherwise
> you wouldn't keep posting. I don't see why you don't just say what you've
> done so this **** can end. I mean hell.. we all know you're full of
> ****..... so what's it really matter?

My little clubie, you are once again missing the point. No matter
what I write, Patrick will find a way to befoul or dismiss it. It will
never end.

>
> -Mike
>
> >
> > But as as psycho as you are, you do feed my sadistic side. Did you
> > run your marathon today? Think of me when your heart was pounding?
> >
> > >
> > > Patrick
> > > '93 Cobra
> > >
> >
> > --
> > CobraJet
> > Thunder Snake #1
>
>

--
CobraJet
Thunder Snake #1

Well by you dodging it, Mr. Master Mechanic, you are making yourself look
like a complete noob. Are you a complete noob? It's ok to come outta the
noobie closet...

-Mike

--
A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
Cold air intake
FRPP 3.73 gears
Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
Hi-speed fan switch
255/60R-15 rear tires
Subframe connectors
Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant


"CobraJet" > wrote in message
...
> In article > ,
> > wrote:
>
> > See below...
> >
> > --
> > A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> > Cold air intake
> > FRPP 3.73 gears
> > Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> > Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> > Hi-speed fan switch
> > 255/60R-15 rear tires
> > Subframe connectors
> > Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
> >
> >
> > "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > In article . com>,
> > > > wrote:
> > >
> > > > Dodge'emJet wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > > > I don't know where you newer Thundersnakes are getting your
info,
> > > > > > > but you've pretty much got that backwards.
> > > >
> > > > > > Backwards? That's not my perception. Patrick definitely knows
> > > > > > more about this stuff than me, but CJ is on a higher level than
> > > > > > that. Could CJ be creating all that information and responses
by
> > > > > > sitting in front of his Mac with a stack of magazines and books
by
> > > > > > his side and not having "walked the walk", in essence, creating
his
> > > > > > CJ persona? I don't think so. Again, my perception.
> > > >
> > > > > It's a riot, isn't it? I've worked and played in an automotive
> > > > > environment all my life,
> > > >
> > > > Want to know what's really funny? So far, you've been nothing but
> > > > talk, which is quickly going to be labeled bull**** if you don't
pony
> > > > up soon.
> > > >
> > > > You have a digital camera... here's another to-do list:
> > > >
> > > > 1) Let's see pics of all the claimed old car magazines you own.
> > > > Thousand some pounds, right? We've been hearing you brag about them
> > > > now for 6-7 years, let's see 'em.
> > > >
> > > > 2) Give us some pics of this 20 whatever number of classics of
yours.
> > > > SURELY, a "master mechanic/gearhead" like yourself has to have AT
LEAST
> > > > A FEW of these babies cherried out. (Right, folks?) Show us... and
> > > > stick your ugly mug in a few of these pics too.
> > > >
> > > > 3) You don't even need a camera for this last one. Post your
> > > > automotive expirience.
> > > >
> > > > > and now I get a dropout lawyer and a nurse trying to cast the
Fickle
> > > > > Finger upon me.
> > > >
> > > > Yeah, that tends to happen when someone claims and claims and claims
> > > > and talks and talks and talks, but never produces. And so far in
your
> > > > 8 years of Usenet, you've produced a big goose egg... Z E R O.
Cars,
> > > > magazines, timeslips everything so far has been nothing but talk. I
> > > > want to see proof of your impressive automotive skills/expirience.
I
> > > > want to see links to stuff that's on the same level as Bill S'
stuff.
> > > > Again, a seasoned mechanic like you HAS to own some impressive
> > > > looking rides, I'd think.
> > > >
> > > > > And that list of Patrick's "achievements" had me laughing for
hours
> > > > > last night. Gosh, what a HARDCORE wrencher! BWAHAHAHA!
> > > >
> > > > Dude, the joke is on you, or should I say *is* you. I never claimed
to
> > > > be a "hardcore wrencher", YOU did! (I swear you're losing brain
> > > > function.) I only listed what I've had expirience with. It was a
no
> > > > BULL**** list. I could have lied and trumped up an impressive list,
> > > > but I didn't. I'm honest. That's all the expirience I have, I make
no
> > > > excuses, nor do I feel bad about it.
> > > >
> > > > Now it's your turn. Come on big guy... step up the plate. Are
going
> > > > to swing and hit it out of the park, or are you going to give us
more
> > > > wind?
> > > >
> > > > <the crowd is hushed with anticipation>
> > >
> > > The crowd doesn't care, and you've been around long enough to know
> > > you can't rattle me with your bull****. Anyone with two eyes and an
> > > equal number of brain cells can understand that I know my ****. You,
> > > however, are proving yet again that you (and your clone William) are
> > > envious and frustrated.
> >
> > Actually, you're right. Crowd doesn't give a *damn*. But you do...
otherwise
> > you wouldn't keep posting. I don't see why you don't just say what
you've
> > done so this **** can end. I mean hell.. we all know you're full of
> > ****..... so what's it really matter?
>
> My little clubie, you are once again missing the point. No matter
> what I write, Patrick will find a way to befoul or dismiss it. It will
> never end.
>
> >
> > -Mike
> >
> > >
> > > But as as psycho as you are, you do feed my sadistic side. Did you
> > > run your marathon today? Think of me when your heart was pounding?
> > >
> > > >
> > > > Patrick
> > > > '93 Cobra
> > > >
> > >
> > > --
> > > CobraJet
> > > Thunder Snake #1
> >
> >
>
> --
> CobraJet
> Thunder Snake #1

In article > ,
> wrote:

> Well by you dodging it, Mr. Master Mechanic, you are making yourself look
> like a complete noob. Are you a complete noob? It's ok to come outta the
> noobie closet...

Gonna join the kookie klan, Mikey? Like kissing Nurse Pattie's ass?

>
> -Mike
>
> --
> A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> Cold air intake
> FRPP 3.73 gears
> Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> Hi-speed fan switch
> 255/60R-15 rear tires
> Subframe connectors
> Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
>
>
> "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article > ,
> > > wrote:
> >
> > > See below...
> > >
> > > --
> > > A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> > > Cold air intake
> > > FRPP 3.73 gears
> > > Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> > > Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> > > Hi-speed fan switch
> > > 255/60R-15 rear tires
> > > Subframe connectors
> > > Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
> > >
> > >
> > > "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > In article . com>,
> > > > > wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Dodge'emJet wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > > > I don't know where you newer Thundersnakes are getting your
> info,
> > > > > > > > but you've pretty much got that backwards.
> > > > >
> > > > > > > Backwards? That's not my perception. Patrick definitely knows
> > > > > > > more about this stuff than me, but CJ is on a higher level than
> > > > > > > that. Could CJ be creating all that information and responses
> by
> > > > > > > sitting in front of his Mac with a stack of magazines and books
> by
> > > > > > > his side and not having "walked the walk", in essence, creating
> his
> > > > > > > CJ persona? I don't think so. Again, my perception.
> > > > >
> > > > > > It's a riot, isn't it? I've worked and played in an automotive
> > > > > > environment all my life,
> > > > >
> > > > > Want to know what's really funny? So far, you've been nothing but
> > > > > talk, which is quickly going to be labeled bull**** if you don't
> pony
> > > > > up soon.
> > > > >
> > > > > You have a digital camera... here's another to-do list:
> > > > >
> > > > > 1) Let's see pics of all the claimed old car magazines you own.
> > > > > Thousand some pounds, right? We've been hearing you brag about them
> > > > > now for 6-7 years, let's see 'em.
> > > > >
> > > > > 2) Give us some pics of this 20 whatever number of classics of
> yours.
> > > > > SURELY, a "master mechanic/gearhead" like yourself has to have AT
> LEAST
> > > > > A FEW of these babies cherried out. (Right, folks?) Show us... and
> > > > > stick your ugly mug in a few of these pics too.
> > > > >
> > > > > 3) You don't even need a camera for this last one. Post your
> > > > > automotive expirience.
> > > > >
> > > > > > and now I get a dropout lawyer and a nurse trying to cast the
> Fickle
> > > > > > Finger upon me.
> > > > >
> > > > > Yeah, that tends to happen when someone claims and claims and claims
> > > > > and talks and talks and talks, but never produces. And so far in
> your
> > > > > 8 years of Usenet, you've produced a big goose egg... Z E R O.
> Cars,
> > > > > magazines, timeslips everything so far has been nothing but talk. I
> > > > > want to see proof of your impressive automotive skills/expirience.
> I
> > > > > want to see links to stuff that's on the same level as Bill S'
> stuff.
> > > > > Again, a seasoned mechanic like you HAS to own some impressive
> > > > > looking rides, I'd think.
> > > > >
> > > > > > And that list of Patrick's "achievements" had me laughing for
> hours
> > > > > > last night. Gosh, what a HARDCORE wrencher! BWAHAHAHA!
> > > > >
> > > > > Dude, the joke is on you, or should I say *is* you. I never claimed
> to
> > > > > be a "hardcore wrencher", YOU did! (I swear you're losing brain
> > > > > function.) I only listed what I've had expirience with. It was a
> no
> > > > > BULL**** list. I could have lied and trumped up an impressive list,
> > > > > but I didn't. I'm honest. That's all the expirience I have, I make
> no
> > > > > excuses, nor do I feel bad about it.
> > > > >
> > > > > Now it's your turn. Come on big guy... step up the plate. Are
> going
> > > > > to swing and hit it out of the park, or are you going to give us
> more
> > > > > wind?
> > > > >
> > > > > <the crowd is hushed with anticipation>
> > > >
> > > > The crowd doesn't care, and you've been around long enough to know
> > > > you can't rattle me with your bull****. Anyone with two eyes and an
> > > > equal number of brain cells can understand that I know my ****. You,
> > > > however, are proving yet again that you (and your clone William) are
> > > > envious and frustrated.
> > >
> > > Actually, you're right. Crowd doesn't give a *damn*. But you do...
> otherwise
> > > you wouldn't keep posting. I don't see why you don't just say what
> you've
> > > done so this **** can end. I mean hell.. we all know you're full of
> > > ****..... so what's it really matter?
> >
> > My little clubie, you are once again missing the point. No matter
> > what I write, Patrick will find a way to befoul or dismiss it. It will
> > never end.
> >
> > >
> > > -Mike
> > >
> > > >
> > > > But as as psycho as you are, you do feed my sadistic side. Did you
> > > > run your marathon today? Think of me when your heart was pounding?
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Patrick
> > > > > '93 Cobra
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > CobraJet
> > > > Thunder Snake #1
> > >
> > >
> >
> > --
> > CobraJet
> > Thunder Snake #1
>
>

--
CobraJet
Thunder Snake #1

CobraJet wrote:
> In article >, Wound Up
> > wrote:
>
>
>>> I understand you, though. You're at a crossroads in your life, and
>>
>>
>>***Instructions for reading this post***
>
>
> <plonk>

Just tell me what you mean by this, and quit ****ing around.

What... I deserve to be plonked outright for another ridiculous joke?
Are you really that miopic (considering your age, even)?
Jesus, man, have a sense of humor.

I was making fun of MYSELF, if it weren't already obvious. To you, of
all people, it should have been. Just have enough thesack to say what
you mean, for Christ's sake!

Well???

--
Wound Up
ThunderSnake #65

In article >, Wound Up
> wrote:

> CobraJet wrote:
> > In article >, Wound Up
> > > wrote:
> >
> >
> >>> I understand you, though. You're at a crossroads in your life, and
> >>
> >>
> >>***Instructions for reading this post***
> >
> >
> > <plonk>
>
> Just tell me what you mean by this, and quit ****ing around.

OK. While you went on a word binge I demonstrated the power of a
*single* word. I don't have a kill filter enabled, but "plonk" caused
you enough panic to email me twice and post this.

>
> What... I deserve to be plonked outright for another ridiculous joke?
> Are you really that miopic (considering your age, even)?
> Jesus, man, have a sense of humor.

Oh, I have much more than a sense of humor, young man. And it's
spelled "myopic".

>
> I was making fun of MYSELF, if it weren't already obvious. To you, of
> all people, it should have been. Just have enough thesack to say what
> you mean, for Christ's sake!
>
> Well???

You have to know when to hold up, and when to fold up.

--
CobraJet
Thunder Snake #1

*smooch* *smooch* Tastes like chicken.

Anyhoo... exactly what automotive experience DO you have? Hell, I can run
circles around you in the web-development field... that means I'm better
than you & should talk down to you? Huh... I didn't think so.. but if you
wanna play those games, then maybe I *am* better :P

-Mike

--
A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
Cold air intake
FRPP 3.73 gears
Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
Hi-speed fan switch
255/60R-15 rear tires
Subframe connectors
Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant


"CobraJet" > wrote in message
...
> In article > ,
> > wrote:
>
> > Well by you dodging it, Mr. Master Mechanic, you are making yourself
look
> > like a complete noob. Are you a complete noob? It's ok to come outta the
> > noobie closet...
>
> Gonna join the kookie klan, Mikey? Like kissing Nurse Pattie's ass?
>
> >
> > -Mike
> >
> > --
> > A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> > Cold air intake
> > FRPP 3.73 gears
> > Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> > Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> > Hi-speed fan switch
> > 255/60R-15 rear tires
> > Subframe connectors
> > Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
> >
> >
> > "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > In article > ,
> > > > wrote:
> > >
> > > > See below...
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> > > > Cold air intake
> > > > FRPP 3.73 gears
> > > > Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> > > > Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> > > > Hi-speed fan switch
> > > > 255/60R-15 rear tires
> > > > Subframe connectors
> > > > Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> > > > ...
> > > > > In article . com>,
> > > > > > wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Dodge'emJet wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I don't know where you newer Thundersnakes are getting
your
> > info,
> > > > > > > > > but you've pretty much got that backwards.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Backwards? That's not my perception. Patrick definitely
knows
> > > > > > > > more about this stuff than me, but CJ is on a higher level
than
> > > > > > > > that. Could CJ be creating all that information and
responses
> > by
> > > > > > > > sitting in front of his Mac with a stack of magazines and
books
> > by
> > > > > > > > his side and not having "walked the walk", in essence,
creating
> > his
> > > > > > > > CJ persona? I don't think so. Again, my perception.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > It's a riot, isn't it? I've worked and played in an
automotive
> > > > > > > environment all my life,
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Want to know what's really funny? So far, you've been nothing
but
> > > > > > talk, which is quickly going to be labeled bull**** if you don't
> > pony
> > > > > > up soon.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > You have a digital camera... here's another to-do list:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 1) Let's see pics of all the claimed old car magazines you own.
> > > > > > Thousand some pounds, right? We've been hearing you brag about
them
> > > > > > now for 6-7 years, let's see 'em.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 2) Give us some pics of this 20 whatever number of classics of
> > yours.
> > > > > > SURELY, a "master mechanic/gearhead" like yourself has to have
AT
> > LEAST
> > > > > > A FEW of these babies cherried out. (Right, folks?) Show us...
and
> > > > > > stick your ugly mug in a few of these pics too.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 3) You don't even need a camera for this last one. Post your
> > > > > > automotive expirience.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > and now I get a dropout lawyer and a nurse trying to cast the
> > Fickle
> > > > > > > Finger upon me.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Yeah, that tends to happen when someone claims and claims and
claims
> > > > > > and talks and talks and talks, but never produces. And so far
in
> > your
> > > > > > 8 years of Usenet, you've produced a big goose egg... Z E R O.
> > Cars,
> > > > > > magazines, timeslips everything so far has been nothing but
talk. I
> > > > > > want to see proof of your impressive automotive
skills/expirience.
> > I
> > > > > > want to see links to stuff that's on the same level as Bill S'
> > stuff.
> > > > > > Again, a seasoned mechanic like you HAS to own some impressive
> > > > > > looking rides, I'd think.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > And that list of Patrick's "achievements" had me laughing for
> > hours
> > > > > > > last night. Gosh, what a HARDCORE wrencher! BWAHAHAHA!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Dude, the joke is on you, or should I say *is* you. I never
claimed
> > to
> > > > > > be a "hardcore wrencher", YOU did! (I swear you're losing brain
> > > > > > function.) I only listed what I've had expirience with. It was
a
> > no
> > > > > > BULL**** list. I could have lied and trumped up an impressive
list,
> > > > > > but I didn't. I'm honest. That's all the expirience I have, I
make
> > no
> > > > > > excuses, nor do I feel bad about it.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Now it's your turn. Come on big guy... step up the plate. Are
> > going
> > > > > > to swing and hit it out of the park, or are you going to give us
> > more
> > > > > > wind?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > <the crowd is hushed with anticipation>
> > > > >
> > > > > The crowd doesn't care, and you've been around long enough to
know
> > > > > you can't rattle me with your bull****. Anyone with two eyes and
an
> > > > > equal number of brain cells can understand that I know my ****.
You,
> > > > > however, are proving yet again that you (and your clone William)
are
> > > > > envious and frustrated.
> > > >
> > > > Actually, you're right. Crowd doesn't give a *damn*. But you do...
> > otherwise
> > > > you wouldn't keep posting. I don't see why you don't just say what
> > you've
> > > > done so this **** can end. I mean hell.. we all know you're full of
> > > > ****..... so what's it really matter?
> > >
> > > My little clubie, you are once again missing the point. No matter
> > > what I write, Patrick will find a way to befoul or dismiss it. It will
> > > never end.
> > >
> > > >
> > > > -Mike
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > But as as psycho as you are, you do feed my sadistic side. Did
you
> > > > > run your marathon today? Think of me when your heart was pounding?
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Patrick
> > > > > > '93 Cobra
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > --
> > > > > CobraJet
> > > > > Thunder Snake #1
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > --
> > > CobraJet
> > > Thunder Snake #1
> >
> >
>
> --
> CobraJet
> Thunder Snake #1

In article >,
> wrote:

> *smooch* *smooch* Tastes like chicken.

That's true no matter how you look at it.
>
> Anyhoo... exactly what automotive experience DO you have? Hell, I can run
> circles around you in the web-development field... that means I'm better
> than you & should talk down to you? Huh... I didn't think so.. but if you
> wanna play those games, then maybe I *am* better :P

If this were actually a web-development newsgroup, you might
actually have a point, fledgeling. Butt it ain't is it?

>
> -Mike
>
> --
> A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> Cold air intake
> FRPP 3.73 gears
> Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> Hi-speed fan switch
> 255/60R-15 rear tires
> Subframe connectors
> Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
>
>
> "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article > ,
> > > wrote:
> >
> > > Well by you dodging it, Mr. Master Mechanic, you are making yourself
> look
> > > like a complete noob. Are you a complete noob? It's ok to come outta the
> > > noobie closet...
> >
> > Gonna join the kookie klan, Mikey? Like kissing Nurse Pattie's ass?
> >
> > >
> > > -Mike
> > >
> > > --
> > > A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> > > Cold air intake
> > > FRPP 3.73 gears
> > > Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> > > Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> > > Hi-speed fan switch
> > > 255/60R-15 rear tires
> > > Subframe connectors
> > > Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
> > >
> > >
> > > "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > > > In article > ,
> > > > > wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > See below...
> > > > >
> > > > > --
> > > > > A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> > > > > Cold air intake
> > > > > FRPP 3.73 gears
> > > > > Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> > > > > Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> > > > > Hi-speed fan switch
> > > > > 255/60R-15 rear tires
> > > > > Subframe connectors
> > > > > Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> > > > > ...
> > > > > > In article . com>,
> > > > > > > wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Dodge'emJet wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I don't know where you newer Thundersnakes are getting
> your
> > > info,
> > > > > > > > > > but you've pretty much got that backwards.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Backwards? That's not my perception. Patrick definitely
> knows
> > > > > > > > > more about this stuff than me, but CJ is on a higher level
> than
> > > > > > > > > that. Could CJ be creating all that information and
> responses
> > > by
> > > > > > > > > sitting in front of his Mac with a stack of magazines and
> books
> > > by
> > > > > > > > > his side and not having "walked the walk", in essence,
> creating
> > > his
> > > > > > > > > CJ persona? I don't think so. Again, my perception.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > It's a riot, isn't it? I've worked and played in an
> automotive
> > > > > > > > environment all my life,
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Want to know what's really funny? So far, you've been nothing
> but
> > > > > > > talk, which is quickly going to be labeled bull**** if you don't
> > > pony
> > > > > > > up soon.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You have a digital camera... here's another to-do list:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 1) Let's see pics of all the claimed old car magazines you own.
> > > > > > > Thousand some pounds, right? We've been hearing you brag about
> them
> > > > > > > now for 6-7 years, let's see 'em.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 2) Give us some pics of this 20 whatever number of classics of
> > > yours.
> > > > > > > SURELY, a "master mechanic/gearhead" like yourself has to have
> AT
> > > LEAST
> > > > > > > A FEW of these babies cherried out. (Right, folks?) Show us...
> and
> > > > > > > stick your ugly mug in a few of these pics too.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 3) You don't even need a camera for this last one. Post your
> > > > > > > automotive expirience.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > and now I get a dropout lawyer and a nurse trying to cast the
> > > Fickle
> > > > > > > > Finger upon me.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Yeah, that tends to happen when someone claims and claims and
> claims
> > > > > > > and talks and talks and talks, but never produces. And so far
> in
> > > your
> > > > > > > 8 years of Usenet, you've produced a big goose egg... Z E R O.
> > > Cars,
> > > > > > > magazines, timeslips everything so far has been nothing but
> talk. I
> > > > > > > want to see proof of your impressive automotive
> skills/expirience.
> > > I
> > > > > > > want to see links to stuff that's on the same level as Bill S'
> > > stuff.
> > > > > > > Again, a seasoned mechanic like you HAS to own some impressive
> > > > > > > looking rides, I'd think.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > And that list of Patrick's "achievements" had me laughing for
> > > hours
> > > > > > > > last night. Gosh, what a HARDCORE wrencher! BWAHAHAHA!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Dude, the joke is on you, or should I say *is* you. I never
> claimed
> > > to
> > > > > > > be a "hardcore wrencher", YOU did! (I swear you're losing brain
> > > > > > > function.) I only listed what I've had expirience with. It was
> a
> > > no
> > > > > > > BULL**** list. I could have lied and trumped up an impressive
> list,
> > > > > > > but I didn't. I'm honest. That's all the expirience I have, I
> make
> > > no
> > > > > > > excuses, nor do I feel bad about it.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Now it's your turn. Come on big guy... step up the plate. Are
> > > going
> > > > > > > to swing and hit it out of the park, or are you going to give us
> > > more
> > > > > > > wind?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > <the crowd is hushed with anticipation>
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The crowd doesn't care, and you've been around long enough to
> know
> > > > > > you can't rattle me with your bull****. Anyone with two eyes and
> an
> > > > > > equal number of brain cells can understand that I know my ****.
> You,
> > > > > > however, are proving yet again that you (and your clone William)
> are
> > > > > > envious and frustrated.
> > > > >
> > > > > Actually, you're right. Crowd doesn't give a *damn*. But you do...
> > > otherwise
> > > > > you wouldn't keep posting. I don't see why you don't just say what
> > > you've
> > > > > done so this **** can end. I mean hell.. we all know you're full of
> > > > > ****..... so what's it really matter?
> > > >
> > > > My little clubie, you are once again missing the point. No matter
> > > > what I write, Patrick will find a way to befoul or dismiss it. It will
> > > > never end.
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > -Mike
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > But as as psycho as you are, you do feed my sadistic side. Did
> you
> > > > > > run your marathon today? Think of me when your heart was pounding?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Patrick
> > > > > > > '93 Cobra
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > --
> > > > > > CobraJet
> > > > > > Thunder Snake #1
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > CobraJet
> > > > Thunder Snake #1
> > >
> > >
> >
> > --
> > CobraJet
> > Thunder Snake #1
>
>

--
CobraJet
Thunder Snake #1

In article >, CobraJet
> wrote:

> In article >, Wound Up
> > wrote:
>
> > CobraJet wrote:
> > > In article >, Wound Up
> > > > wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > >>> I understand you, though. You're at a crossroads in your life, and
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>***Instructions for reading this post***
> > >
> > >
> > > <plonk>
> >
> > Just tell me what you mean by this, and quit ****ing around.
>
> OK. While you went on a word binge I demonstrated the power of a
> *single* word. I don't have a kill filter enabled, but "plonk" caused
> you enough panic to email me twice and post this.
>
> >
> > What... I deserve to be plonked outright for another ridiculous joke?
> > Are you really that miopic (considering your age, even)?
> > Jesus, man, have a sense of humor.
>
> Oh, I have much more than a sense of humor, young man. And it's
> spelled "myopic".
>
> >
> > I was making fun of MYSELF, if it weren't already obvious. To you, of
> > all people, it should have been. Just have enough thesack to say what
> > you mean, for Christ's sake!
> >
> > Well???
>
> You have to know when to hold up, and when to fold up.

In the meantime, here's some word for a Saturday night:

Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
See the breaking glass
In the underpass
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Hear the crashing steel
Feel the steering wheel
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
Melts on your burning flesh
You can see your reflection
In the luminescent dash
Warm leatherette
Warm leatherette
A tear of petrol
Is in your eye
The handbrake
Penetrates your thigh
Quick
Let's make love
Before you die
On warm leatherette
On warm leatherette
Join
The car crash set

--
CobraJet
Thunder Snake #1