Why people talk **** about Oklahoma...

What, and spoil the surprise?

On 3 Jan 2005 02:36:41 GMT, Joe > wrote:

>That's a long time. Might be worth it to check out mapquest or
>something.
>
>Joe
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>
>

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LOL!
That's a good one too!

"Michael Johnson, PE" > wrote in message
...
| One that I heard recently that made me chuckle is from the same vein as
| "Does a bear **** in the woods?". It goes "Does Raggedy Ann have cotton
| titties?".
|
| SVTKate wrote:
| > LOL Don!
| > Those are good ones!
| >
| > "2.3Sleeper" > wrote in message
| > ...
| > |
| > | "SVTKate" > wrote in message
| > | ink.net...
| > | >
| > | > "RichA" > wrote in message
| > | > ...
| > | > | On Fri, 31 Dec 2004 16:55:27 -0600, "2.3Sleeper"
| > | > | > wrote:
| > | > |
| > | > | >No, not some funny email. Just my random thoughts.
| > | > | >
| > | > | >People get this image of Oklahoma because we are prone to
tornado's.
| > So
| > | > are
| > | > | >about 15 other states. Thing is, we have had a few bad ones...and
one
| > | > damn
| > | > | >movie, so people stick us with that. For some reason, they put
the
| > most
| > | > | >redneck ass people on the news when this happens. I can
understand
| > why
| > | > | >people get certain idea's about us "Okies".
| > | > | >
| > | > | >However...I love this state. A week ago, I froze my ass off at
work
| > all
| > | > | >night long. In and out of the vehicle. Dealing with stupid
people,
| > | giving
| > | > | >out parking violation stickers, etc. Cold, very cold. Colder that
a
| > | well
| > | > | >digger's ass.
| > | > |
| > | > | Turning a phrase like that will only get you more ridicule.
| > | > | -Rich
| > | >
| > | > Uhhh... that's an OLD OLD phrase. Used by folks clear across the
| > country.
| > | > Like
| > | > "colder than a witche's tit"
| > | > "blacker than a coalie's ass"
| > | > "stiff as a preacher's dick in a calf's ass" (thank hubs for that
one)
| > | > "happy as a kid with a new tin peter"
| > | >
| > | i have always heard *witches tit in a brass bra*
| > | mean enough to climb a thorn tree with a bob cat under each arm and
not
| > get
| > | a scratch
| > | sweating like a whore in church with a $20 customer outside.
| > |
| > | Don Manning
| > |
| > |
| > |
| > |
| > |
| > |
| > | > and so on.
| > | >
| > | > Kate
| > | >
| > | >
| > |
| > |
| >
| >

There's an old saying in Oklahoma, well its in Texas and probably in
Oklahoma. Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, don't do it again.
Every place has it good points and bad points. Florida has great
weather,pretty woman, large metro cities but not a damn curvy road in the
state. No mountains and you can only go north or south. Not much for natural
scenery unless you like swamps or oranges or sugar cane. Did I mention the
weather.


"2.3Sleeper" > wrote in message
...
> No, not some funny email. Just my random thoughts.
>
> People get this image of Oklahoma because we are prone to tornado's. So
are
> about 15 other states. Thing is, we have had a few bad ones...and one damn
> movie, so people stick us with that. For some reason, they put the most
> redneck ass people on the news when this happens. I can understand why
> people get certain idea's about us "Okies".
>
> However...I love this state. A week ago, I froze my ass off at work all
> night long. In and out of the vehicle. Dealing with stupid people, giving
> out parking violation stickers, etc. Cold, very cold. Colder that a well
> digger's ass.
>
> We had a tornado at the end of October. Definitely out of season. there is
> an old saying: If you don't like Oklahoma weather, wait a day. So it has
> been cold. No surprise huh, it is December? Yesterday and today I worked
for
> my father on one of the oil wells. 2 minutes ago, I admired the sunburn on
> my neck, arms, and face. 72 degrees yesterday and damn close again today.
I
> am in shorts, my kids are playing outside in shorts and shirt sleeves. The
> windows to the house are all open so that we can enjoy a nice Spring
breeze.
> Spring breeze? In December? Yep, and I love it.
>
> I love my state.
>
> Don Manning
>
>

Apparently you forgot Florida has a "panhandle". You can go east-west.
And mountains... why they got one that's at least a couple o' hundred
feet high.... almost as high as the Oregon sand dunes.

Personally, I like, "Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice... talk
to the Colt/S&W/Baretta/Ingram/Ruger/etc."

On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 12:30:19 -0500, "dave" > wrote:

>There's an old saying in Oklahoma, well its in Texas and probably in
>Oklahoma. Fool me once, shame on you.
>Fool me twice, don't do it again.
>Every place has it good points and bad points. Florida has great
>weather,pretty woman, large metro cities but not a damn curvy road in the
>state. No mountains and you can only go north or south. Not much for natural
>scenery unless you like swamps or oranges or sugar cane. Did I mention the
>weather.
>
>
>"2.3Sleeper" > wrote in message
...
>> No, not some funny email. Just my random thoughts.
>>
>> People get this image of Oklahoma because we are prone to tornado's. So
>are
>> about 15 other states. Thing is, we have had a few bad ones...and one damn
>> movie, so people stick us with that. For some reason, they put the most
>> redneck ass people on the news when this happens. I can understand why
>> people get certain idea's about us "Okies".
>>
>> However...I love this state. A week ago, I froze my ass off at work all
>> night long. In and out of the vehicle. Dealing with stupid people, giving
>> out parking violation stickers, etc. Cold, very cold. Colder that a well
>> digger's ass.
>>
>> We had a tornado at the end of October. Definitely out of season. there is
>> an old saying: If you don't like Oklahoma weather, wait a day. So it has
>> been cold. No surprise huh, it is December? Yesterday and today I worked
>for
>> my father on one of the oil wells. 2 minutes ago, I admired the sunburn on
>> my neck, arms, and face. 72 degrees yesterday and damn close again today.
>I
>> am in shorts, my kids are playing outside in shorts and shirt sleeves. The
>> windows to the house are all open so that we can enjoy a nice Spring
>breeze.
>> Spring breeze? In December? Yep, and I love it.
>>
>> I love my state.
>>
>> Don Manning
>>
>>
>

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"dave" > wrote in message
. ..
| There's an old saying in Oklahoma, well its in Texas and probably in
| Oklahoma. Fool me once, shame on you.
| Fool me twice, don't do it again.
| Every place has it good points and bad points. Florida has great
| weather,pretty woman, large metro cities but not a damn curvy road in the
| state. No mountains and you can only go north or south. Not much for
natural
| scenery unless you like swamps or oranges or sugar cane. Did I mention the
| weather.


I think you forgot the old men on speedos... ewww...

sorry. I had to.

Well that would set back anyone's sex life about 20 years...

On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 22:51:28 GMT, "SVTKate"
> wrote:

>
>"dave" > wrote in message
...
>| There's an old saying in Oklahoma, well its in Texas and probably in
>| Oklahoma. Fool me once, shame on you.
>| Fool me twice, don't do it again.
>| Every place has it good points and bad points. Florida has great
>| weather,pretty woman, large metro cities but not a damn curvy road in the
>| state. No mountains and you can only go north or south. Not much for
>natural
>| scenery unless you like swamps or oranges or sugar cane. Did I mention the
>| weather.
>
>
>I think you forgot the old men on speedos... ewww...
>
>sorry. I had to.
>

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Ha, you think Oklahoma has funny weather!!!! We got snow on christmas
for the first time EVER. Last few days have been damn near 80 though.
Only thing is that we rarely get tornadoes. We do, however, have the
occasional hurricane and a good bit of flooding rains.
Erik D.
'94 white lightning
'01 white GT

>
> Madder than a queer with lockjaw on Valentine's Day.
>


LOL!! Larry the cable guy is great with these! One of my favorites:

"madder than Janet Reno's blind date". I know its wrong, but I didn't
make it up I just laugh at it.
Erik D.
'94 white lightning
'01 white GT

I've seen everything come to a stop in Florida (Ft Walton Beach area)
for an inch of snow. Seen 18 inches of snow in the Mojave Desert of
SoCal.

Here, through Lassen Park, they just got the road open through the
park one June, when a storm came through and dumped enough snow to
close it again.

We used to pray for snow in places like Vietnam. Figured if they got
snow, which they had never seen outside of the movies, half of them
would be wiped out in the first couple of hours just trying to drive
all those mopeds in it.

On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 23:48:17 -0600, "Erik D." >
wrote:

>Ha, you think Oklahoma has funny weather!!!! We got snow on christmas
>for the first time EVER. Last few days have been damn near 80 though.
>Only thing is that we rarely get tornadoes. We do, however, have the
>occasional hurricane and a good bit of flooding rains.
>Erik D.
>'94 white lightning
>'01 white GT

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"SVTKate" > wrote in message
ink.net...
> It's good to live in a place that's known because of it's good Corn
> Whiskey!
>

My grandfather made his own in NC. I still remember the recipe from when I
helped him:

1 bushel of corn meal
100 lbs of sugar
1 lb of yeast
Add ingredients to a wood barrel he had
Fill with water
Mix well
Let it work (depends on the weather how long)
Crank up the still!

--
John
ThunderSnake #59