Safe Driving Bumper Stickers

On Fri, 15 Jul 2005 19:08:55 GMT, 223rem , said the following in
rec.autos.driving...



>
> Do you have a
> 'Spammers are Scum'
> one?

I'd go for this:

I Accelerate For Spammers.

or this:

Lost Your Spammer? Try Looking Under My Tires.

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Paul

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and trolls in rec.autos.driving.

On 15 Jul 2005 14:27:58 -0700, "Aunt Judy likes it in the rear"
> wrote:

>
>
>Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
>> 223rem wrote:
>> > bertmail2003 wrote:
>> > > Hope it's ok to post things for sale here. I made some bumper stickers
>> > > a while ago safe driving. I'm selling the set of 5 on ebay. You can
>> > > pick any 5 that you want.
>> > > They a
>> > >
>> > > Peaceful Driver
>> > > What part of STOP don't you understand?
>> > > Caution! I brake for red lights.
>> > > HWJD. How would Jesus driv
>> > > Tailgaters Suck
>> > >
>> > > http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...MESE%3AIT&rd=1
>>
>> Got any that say?. "Stop the criminal coddling. Prison for speeders
>> and drunk drivers. Before they kill you."
>
>Ted Kennedy's bumper sticker says "My other car is underwater."

I like that one - I may get one for myself, even though it's not true
in my case.

>
>My bumper sticker says "I've killed less people than Ted Kennedy's
>car."

Should read "fewer" instead of "less", but only pedants and English
teachers would know

>

On Wed, 03 Aug 2005 23:05:13 -0700, L Sternn > wrote:

>On 15 Jul 2005 14:27:58 -0700, "Aunt Judy likes it in the rear"
> wrote:
>
>>
>>
>>Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
>>> 223rem wrote:
>>> > bertmail2003 wrote:
>>> > > Hope it's ok to post things for sale here. I made some bumper stickers
>>> > > a while ago safe driving. I'm selling the set of 5 on ebay. You can
>>> > > pick any 5 that you want.
>>> > > They a
>>> > >
>>> > > Peaceful Driver
>>> > > What part of STOP don't you understand?
>>> > > Caution! I brake for red lights.
>>> > > HWJD. How would Jesus driv
>>> > > Tailgaters Suck
>>> > >
>>> > > http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...MESE%3AIT&rd=1
>>>
>>> Got any that say?. "Stop the criminal coddling. Prison for speeders
>>> and drunk drivers. Before they kill you."
>>
>>Ted Kennedy's bumper sticker says "My other car is underwater."
>
>I like that one - I may get one for myself, even though it's not true
>in my case.
>
>>
>>My bumper sticker says "I've killed less people than Ted Kennedy's
>>car."
>
>Should read "fewer" instead of "less", but only pedants and English
>teachers would know
>
>>
Mine says, "My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car".

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