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Talk About Gross Polluters!
On Fri, 04 Aug 2006 08:02:59 -0700, Scott en Aztlán
> wrote: >Forget about cars - the most polluted exhaust is the foul gases that >come out of a smoker's mouth! And that's not even taking into account >all the solid waste these jerks flick out of their open windows onto >the street. > >http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister...le_1233657.php > >Smog technician not just blowing smoke >A smoker, he compares his breath to a car's emissions. Guess which is >dirtier? >By COURTNEY PERKES >The Orange County Register > >COSTA MESA – Smog technician Christopher Delo pulls a long, coiled >probe out of the exhaust pipe of a late-model Volvo. The car passed >smog certification, so it's time for his smoke break. > >Delo lights a Marlboro, still holding the pollution-measuring nozzle. >He takes a drag and puffs directly into the end of the probe to "smog" >himself. > >Flashing across the computer screen at Newport Smog are readings for >air-polluting molecules from partially burned fuel, including >hydrocarbons and carbon monoxide. The 1997 Volvo measured 50 parts per >million of hydrocarbon emissions. Delo's breath reads 351. > >In car terms, he's a spewing, gross polluter. I always exhale my cigarette smoke into a catalytic converter. All remaining hydrocarbons and other emissions enter the recirculation valve which is powered by a solar air pump, and recirculated into my lungs for more pleasure and enjoyment. All that remains after the processing is pure water which I cough into my esophagus and later release when I urinate. --- Why have sex when you could be smoking? |
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Dave Head wrote: > > Well, you know what they say - if you smoke after sex, you're doing it too > fast... I think it was Babs Broughton who said that when he got up during sex to was his hands. |
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