AZ Gave Me a Going-Away Present

"Scott en Aztlán" > wrote in message
news
> Dateline: Yesterday afternoon. My Tucson house is sold, the escrow is
> closed. All my worldly possessions from the Tucson house are piled up
> in the bed of my Toyota Tacoma; the wife and I look like a couple of
> Okies from Muskogee.

With only a small truckload of possessions, I can see why you left here.
Arizona requires hard work and dedication. You belong in California....

On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 08:31:16 -0700, Phxbrd > wrote:

>"Scott en Aztlán" > wrote in message
>news
>> Dateline: Yesterday afternoon. My Tucson house is sold, the escrow is
>> closed. All my worldly possessions from the Tucson house are piled up
>> in the bed of my Toyota Tacoma; the wife and I look like a couple of
>> Okies from Muskogee.

>With only a small truckload of possessions, I can see why you left here.
>Arizona requires hard work and dedication. You belong in California....

Chyeah right. California's housing is ten times as expensive and you
have to work a hell of a lot harder to stay off the streets. Oh..
I see.. you're a street bum using the public library computer.

"TCS" > wrote in message
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> On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 08:31:16 -0700, Phxbrd >
wrote:
>
> >"Scott en Aztlán" > wrote in message
> >news
> >> Dateline: Yesterday afternoon. My Tucson house is sold, the escrow is
> >> closed. All my worldly possessions from the Tucson house are piled up
> >> in the bed of my Toyota Tacoma; the wife and I look like a couple of
> >> Okies from Muskogee.
>
> >With only a small truckload of possessions, I can see why you left here.
> >Arizona requires hard work and dedication. You belong in California....
>
> Chyeah right. California's housing is ten times as expensive and you
> have to work a hell of a lot harder to stay off the streets. Oh..
> I see.. you're a street bum using the public library computer.

Here's hoping the indigent transient will seek work at Californicator Home
Depots along with other honest workers....