What are the worst clothing stains you get while driving in your car?

On Jun 21, 9:17 pm, Rob > wrote:
> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
> have
> seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
> their car ?

It was that large cup of very hot cofffee from McDonalds that spilled
right in my lap as I was dialing my cell phone. Yes, it permanently
stained my custom made pants, hand-sewn leather shoes,andd very
expensive italian leather car seat. Not to mention that my voice is
now two octaves higher. And I'm gonna sue.

I was gonna say jizz. Thanks for jumping in there first. Doesn't really
stain but is awfully visable when you get out of the car.

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"The Wolf With the Red Roses" > wrote in message
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> On Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:17:39 -0000, Rob >
> wrote something wonderfully witty:
>
>>What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
>>have
>>seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
>>their car ?
>>
> Cum Stains.
> --
>
> "On a hot summer night, would you offer your
> throat to the wolf with the red roses?"

On Jun 21, 5:17 pm, Rob > wrote:
> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
> have
> seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
> their car ?

Baby vomit. The worst smell ever.

On Jun 22, 8:40 am, "CopperTop" > wrote:
> I was gonna say jizz. Thanks for jumping in there first. Doesn't really
> stain but is awfully visable when you get out of the car.
>
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> "The Wolf With the Red Roses" > wrote in messagenews:h6fm735444jj85ui0p7os9d3bum19ijci4@4ax .com...
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> > On Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:17:39 -0000, Rob >
> > wrote something wonderfully witty:
>
> >>What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
> >>have
> >>seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
> >>their car ?
>
> > Cum Stains.
> > --
>
> > "On a hot summer night, would you offer your
> > throat to the wolf with the red roses?"

Reminds me of when I porked this school whore in my 1980 Rx-7 and
broke the back to my front seat. She juiced it up pretty bad. Smelled
like a can of tuna left out in the sun.

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> On Jun 21, 5:17 pm, Rob > wrote:
> > What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
> > have
> > seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
> > their car ?
>
> Baby vomit. The worst smell ever.
>
After the previous post you made, the mental picture is
priceless. No condom, eh?

On Jun 22, 1:21 pm, "Deke" <no > wrote:
> > wrote in message
>
> oups.com...> On Jun 21, 5:17 pm, Rob > wrote:
> > > What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
> > > have
> > > seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
> > > their car ?
>
> > Baby vomit. The worst smell ever.
>
> After the previous post you made, the mental picture is
> priceless. No condom, eh?

No, that wasn't her, but I did learn how valuable rubbers are I was at
the free clinic a week later ****ing out razor blades and getting a 6"
wooden Q-tip shoved up to my prostate...

Jeff Strickland proclaimed:

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> "Lawrence Glickman" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>> On Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:17:39 -0000, Rob >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
>>> have
>>> seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
>>> their car ?
>>
>>
>> WORKING on your car...battery acid. It will destroy your clothes
>> inside 24 hours.
>>
>
>
> Battery acid will not touch polyester.
>
> I used to work at a gas station as a teen -- $0.32 per gallon -- and we
> wore Levi Nuvo (Nuevo???) flares because the battery acid would not eat
> holes in them before the end of the shift, like it would eat Levi jeans.
> Our gas station shirts were also a polyester blend for the same reason.
>
> Acid eats cotton and other natural fibers, but it will not eat plastic
> clothes. Of course, plastic clothing has other overhead that makes it
> undesirable, but if you need something that batteries don't go after
> plastic is hard to beat.
>

Wear wool. The battery acid won't hurt it, the sodium hyrdoxide you use
to neutralize the battery acid will...

You guys should stop jerking off in your cars.... you're gonna go blind and
grow hair on your palms...

Oh great! Nihilist children without self-control and self-repsect come
to usenet. Why don't you guys take this kind of stuff to myspace or
something.

Bill Putney
(To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my
address with the letter 'x')

A 2 gallon can fresh cowmilk under the floor carpet. In my dad's car.Nobody,
even my mum, did sit in the car for a year. Only dad himself, but he has a
year-round hay-fiver and smell nothing.
J++
"Rob" > schreef in bericht
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> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or
> have
> seen any friends or relatives obtain) while driving in your car, or
> their car ?
>