South Carolina county says 20% of drivers pull a Ted Kennedy

On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 17:03:59 GMT, laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE
> was understood to have stated the following:

>There are even those who do it because they don't want anyone to smell
>the alcohol on their breath.
>
>In any case, numerous motorists involved in collisions are taking the
>low road out -- far away from the crash site. And it's mostly because
>they have something to hide from authorities.

It's called "The Kennedy Maneuver." Hey, if it works for dimocrapic
senators, it should work for the common folk.


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"Do we operate under a system of equal justice under law? Or is there one system for the average citizen and another for the high and mighty?" ~ Senator Ted Kennedy, 1973

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When asked if Sentator Kennedy would consider a Presidential Nomination for the next election, Ted responded by stating "I'll drive off that bridge when I come to it."

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Kennedy to Search Iraqi Rivers for WMD
by Scott Ott

(2003-01-21) -- Senator Edward "Ted" Kennedy, D-MA, offered to help the U.N. weapons inspectors by personally searching the bottoms of the Tigris and Euphrates rivers for canisters of gas or biological agents.

The Senator, who had some experience diving on a submerged metal object in 1969, said, "Each citizen must do what he can to support the effort to disarm Saddam. I'm going to see if I can get to the bottom of this thing...as it were. I'm hoping to come up with something...uh...again, as it were."

Sen. Kennedy declined to discuss the specifics of his previous diving experience.