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OT I am a lucky dude!!!
When I moved into the house I'm in now, there were no auto parts
stores within 5 miles of my house. About a year ago they opened up an Advance Auto Parts store about 3 blocks from my house. Literally within EASY walking distance. At almost the same time they opened up a Bojangles (Southern-style fried chicken and biscuits place) NEXT-DOOR to the auto parts store. Guess what they are just about to open less than 100 yards away from the Bojangles now?!?!?!?! An ACE HARDWARE STORE!!! WOOT!!!! I may just have to stay in this house forever!!! Somebody is lookin' out for me. I'm afraid to see what they'll open up next... Another auto parts store? Gourmet beer store? Borders book store? (for my wife *cough*) Cracker Barrel? Taco Bell!?!?!? The possibilities are endless!!!!! --- "There's nothing wrong with a little shooting as long as the right people get shot." - Inspector Harry Callahan |
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Shag wrote:
> When I moved into the house I'm in now, there were no auto parts > stores within 5 miles of my house. About a year ago they opened up an > Advance Auto Parts store about 3 blocks from my house. Literally > within EASY walking distance. At almost the same time they opened up > a Bojangles (Southern-style fried chicken and biscuits place) > NEXT-DOOR to the auto parts store. Guess what they are just about to > open less than 100 yards away from the Bojangles now?!?!?!?! An ACE > HARDWARE STORE!!! WOOT!!!! I may just have to stay in this house > forever!!! Somebody is lookin' out for me. I'm afraid to see what > they'll open up next... How 'bout a friendly neighborhood pub? One should alway have at least a couple of those within walking distance.. J. Another auto parts store? Gourmet beer > store? Borders book store? (for my wife *cough*) Cracker Barrel? > Taco Bell!?!?!? The possibilities are endless!!!!! > > > --- > "There's nothing wrong with a little shooting as long as the right people get shot." > - Inspector Harry Callahan |
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On Tue, 08 Mar 2005 00:59:10 +0100, "P.J. Berg" >
wrote: >Shag wrote: >> When I moved into the house I'm in now, there were no auto parts >> stores within 5 miles of my house. About a year ago they opened up an >> Advance Auto Parts store about 3 blocks from my house. Literally >> within EASY walking distance. At almost the same time they opened up >> a Bojangles (Southern-style fried chicken and biscuits place) >> NEXT-DOOR to the auto parts store. Guess what they are just about to >> open less than 100 yards away from the Bojangles now?!?!?!?! An ACE >> HARDWARE STORE!!! WOOT!!!! I may just have to stay in this house >> forever!!! Somebody is lookin' out for me. I'm afraid to see what >> they'll open up next... > > How 'bout a friendly neighborhood pub? One should alway have at least >a couple of those within walking distance.. > >J. > > > > > > Another auto parts store? Gourmet beer >> store? Borders book store? (for my wife *cough*) Cracker Barrel? >> Taco Bell!?!?!? The possibilities are endless!!!!! >> >> >> --- >> "There's nothing wrong with a little shooting as long as the right people get shot." >> - Inspector Harry Callahan I'm thinking a nudie bar would be in order. |
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On Tue, 08 Mar 2005 00:59:10 +0100, "P.J. Berg" >
wrote: >Shag wrote: >> When I moved into the house I'm in now, there were no auto parts >> stores within 5 miles of my house. About a year ago they opened up an >> Advance Auto Parts store about 3 blocks from my house. Literally >> within EASY walking distance. At almost the same time they opened up >> a Bojangles (Southern-style fried chicken and biscuits place) >> NEXT-DOOR to the auto parts store. Guess what they are just about to >> open less than 100 yards away from the Bojangles now?!?!?!?! An ACE >> HARDWARE STORE!!! WOOT!!!! I may just have to stay in this house >> forever!!! Somebody is lookin' out for me. I'm afraid to see what >> they'll open up next... > > How 'bout a friendly neighborhood pub? One should alway have at least >a couple of those within walking distance.. > >J. > > > > > > Another auto parts store? Gourmet beer >> store? Borders book store? (for my wife *cough*) Cracker Barrel? >> Taco Bell!?!?!? The possibilities are endless!!!!! >> >> >> --- >> "There's nothing wrong with a little shooting as long as the right people get shot." >> - Inspector Harry Callahan Or even better yet a KRISPY KREME!! |
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Jeveretts wrote:
> On Tue, 08 Mar 2005 00:59:10 +0100, "P.J. Berg" > > wrote: > > >>Shag wrote: >> >>>When I moved into the house I'm in now, there were no auto parts >>>stores within 5 miles of my house. About a year ago they opened up an >>>Advance Auto Parts store about 3 blocks from my house. Literally >>>within EASY walking distance. At almost the same time they opened up >>>a Bojangles (Southern-style fried chicken and biscuits place) >>>NEXT-DOOR to the auto parts store. Guess what they are just about to >>>open less than 100 yards away from the Bojangles now?!?!?!?! An ACE >>>HARDWARE STORE!!! WOOT!!!! I may just have to stay in this house >>>forever!!! Somebody is lookin' out for me. I'm afraid to see what >>>they'll open up next... >> >> How 'bout a friendly neighborhood pub? One should alway have at least >>a couple of those within walking distance.. >> >>J. >> >> >> >> >> >> Another auto parts store? Gourmet beer >> >>>store? Borders book store? (for my wife *cough*) Cracker Barrel? >>>Taco Bell!?!?!? The possibilities are endless!!!!! >>> >>> >>>--- >>>"There's nothing wrong with a little shooting as long as the right people get shot." >>> - Inspector Harry Callahan > > > I'm thinking a nudie bar would be in order. Distractions.... J. |
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"Shag" > wrote in message ... > At almost the same time they opened up > a Bojangles (Southern-style fried chicken and biscuits place) > NEXT-DOOR to the auto parts store. mmmm.....cajun fillet biscuit with lotsof hot sauce.....mmmmm |
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Hooters! (just for the hot wings of course)
Neil (We're finally getting our first Hooters in Idaho! Yeah!) "Shag" > wrote in message ... > When I moved into the house I'm in now, there were no auto parts > stores within 5 miles of my house. About a year ago they opened up an > Advance Auto Parts store about 3 blocks from my house. Literally > within EASY walking distance. At almost the same time they opened up > a Bojangles (Southern-style fried chicken and biscuits place) > NEXT-DOOR to the auto parts store. Guess what they are just about to > open less than 100 yards away from the Bojangles now?!?!?!?! An ACE > HARDWARE STORE!!! WOOT!!!! I may just have to stay in this house > forever!!! Somebody is lookin' out for me. I'm afraid to see what > they'll open up next... Another auto parts store? Gourmet beer > store? Borders book store? (for my wife *cough*) Cracker Barrel? > Taco Bell!?!?!? The possibilities are endless!!!!! > > > --- > "There's nothing wrong with a little shooting as long as the right people > get shot." > - Inspector Harry Callahan |
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In article >,
Shag > wrote: >When I moved into the house I'm in now, there were no auto parts >stores within 5 miles of my house. About a year ago they opened up an >Advance Auto Parts store about 3 blocks from my house. Literally >within EASY walking distance. At almost the same time they opened up >a Bojangles (Southern-style fried chicken and biscuits place) >NEXT-DOOR to the auto parts store. Guess what they are just about to >open less than 100 yards away from the Bojangles now?!?!?!?! An ACE >HARDWARE STORE!!! WOOT!!!! I may just have to stay in this house >forever!!! Somebody is lookin' out for me. I'm afraid to see what >they'll open up next... Another auto parts store? Gourmet beer >store? Borders book store? (for my wife *cough*) Cracker Barrel? >Taco Bell!?!?!? The possibilities are endless!!!!! You'll be living inside a strip mall in 5 years -- Eduardo K. | | Freedom's just another word http://e.nn.cl | for nothing left to lose. | |
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Eduardo K. wrote:
> In article >, > Shag > wrote: > >>When I moved into the house I'm in now, there were no auto parts >>stores within 5 miles of my house. About a year ago they opened up an >>Advance Auto Parts store about 3 blocks from my house. Literally >>within EASY walking distance. At almost the same time they opened up >>a Bojangles (Southern-style fried chicken and biscuits place) >>NEXT-DOOR to the auto parts store. Guess what they are just about to >>open less than 100 yards away from the Bojangles now?!?!?!?! An ACE >>HARDWARE STORE!!! WOOT!!!! I may just have to stay in this house >>forever!!! Somebody is lookin' out for me. I'm afraid to see what >>they'll open up next... Another auto parts store? Gourmet beer >>store? Borders book store? (for my wife *cough*) Cracker Barrel? >>Taco Bell!?!?!? The possibilities are endless!!!!! > > > You'll be living inside a strip mall in 5 years > > > Nope, strip mining, they'll excavate his whole neighborhood... J. |
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"P.J. Berg" > wrote in message
news:QY20e.5336$Mw3.4931@amstwist00... > > Nope, strip mining, they'll excavate his whole neighborhood... > > ................Maybe they'll declare the shaggy homestead a toxic waste site from all weird food that's been prepared there. The government would then have to bring in backhoes and bulldozers to clear away EVERYTHING down to the subsoil and put in a well so that they can pump out the polluted water from that sink with the rotten dead pig. timmy |
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