World War Three has started

"start filling your cupboards" > wrote in
message news:lpvkb2l7j1h8rvnj6jbdsd5g0lce8fddb1@root...
> Did you have a good weekend? You did? That's good, coz while you
> were out having a picnic the Third World War started. Thanks to the
> Chimp in Command of the US and his destabilising efforts in the Middle
> East over the past few years, Iran took the opportunity to distract
> the world's attention, and more importantly the G8's attention,
> meeting in St. Petersburg, away from their (Iran's) nuclear program by
> forcing Israel to attack Lebanon thanks to their (Iran's) funding of
> Hezbollah. Now when Syria, Iran, and North Korea join in the action
> it's going to be a very interesting autumn. Start hoarding food,
> water, gasoline/petrol, and other necessary supplies. It's going to
> be a long winter.

Yet another sign that Jesus is coming soon.

Hallelujah wrote:

> Yet another sign that Jesus is coming soon.

Before or after Elvis?

In article >,
"John of Aix" > wrote:

> Hallelujah wrote:
>
> > Yet another sign that Jesus is coming soon.
>
> Before or after Elvis?

You worship your savior, I'll worship mine.

"Hallelujah" > wrote in news:Plxug.5585$Bx.2200
@bignews5.bellsouth.net:

> "start filling your cupboards" > wrote in
> message news:lpvkb2l7j1h8rvnj6jbdsd5g0lce8fddb1@root...
>> Did you have a good weekend? You did? That's good, coz while you
>> were out having a picnic the Third World War started. Thanks to the
>> Chimp in Command of the US and his destabilising efforts in the Middle
>> East over the past few years, Iran took the opportunity to distract
>> the world's attention, and more importantly the G8's attention,
>> meeting in St. Petersburg, away from their (Iran's) nuclear program by
>> forcing Israel to attack Lebanon thanks to their (Iran's) funding of
>> Hezbollah. Now when Syria, Iran, and North Korea join in the action
>> it's going to be a very interesting autumn. Start hoarding food,
>> water, gasoline/petrol, and other necessary supplies. It's going to
>> be a long winter.
>
> Yet another sign that Jesus is coming soon.

Too bad he's not a birthday. They only come once a year, but that's still
more often than "never."

--
Doc Smartass

Investigate.
Indict.
Impeach.
Imprison.

Hallelujah wrote:
> "start filling your cupboards" > wrote in
> message news:lpvkb2l7j1h8rvnj6jbdsd5g0lce8fddb1@root...
> > Did you have a good weekend? You did? That's good, coz while you
> > were out having a picnic the Third World War started. Thanks to the
> > Chimp in Command of the US and his destabilising efforts in the Middle
> > East over the past few years, Iran took the opportunity to distract
> > the world's attention, and more importantly the G8's attention,
> > meeting in St. Petersburg, away from their (Iran's) nuclear program by
> > forcing Israel to attack Lebanon thanks to their (Iran's) funding of
> > Hezbollah. Now when Syria, Iran, and North Korea join in the action
> > it's going to be a very interesting autumn. Start hoarding food,
> > water, gasoline/petrol, and other necessary supplies. It's going to
> > be a long winter.
>
> Yet another sign that Jesus is coming soon.

After 2000 years you figure that Xtians would get the hint. Jesus
isn't coming folks.

Onanite
http://www.onanite.blogspot.com

Onanite wrote:
> Hallelujah wrote:
> > "start filling your cupboards" > wrote in
> > message news:lpvkb2l7j1h8rvnj6jbdsd5g0lce8fddb1@root...
> > > Did you have a good weekend? You did? That's good, coz while you
> > > were out having a picnic the Third World War started. Thanks to the
> > > Chimp in Command of the US and his destabilising efforts in the Middle
> > > East over the past few years, Iran took the opportunity to distract
> > > the world's attention, and more importantly the G8's attention,
> > > meeting in St. Petersburg, away from their (Iran's) nuclear program by
> > > forcing Israel to attack Lebanon thanks to their (Iran's) funding of
> > > Hezbollah. Now when Syria, Iran, and North Korea join in the action
> > > it's going to be a very interesting autumn. Start hoarding food,
> > > water, gasoline/petrol, and other necessary supplies. It's going to
> > > be a long winter.
> >
> > Yet another sign that Jesus is coming soon.
>
> After 2000 years you figure that Xtians would get the hint. Jesus
> isn't coming folks.
>
> Onanite
> http://www.onanite.blogspot.com

Patience, patience, patience....he's not tied to a schedule. The Jews
waited 4000+ years for his first arrival. We're merely 2000 years
closer than the guys of his time were.

"morticide" > wrote in message
oups.com...
>
> Onanite wrote:
>> Hallelujah wrote:
>> > "start filling your cupboards" > wrote in
>> > message news:lpvkb2l7j1h8rvnj6jbdsd5g0lce8fddb1@root...
>> > > Did you have a good weekend? You did? That's good, coz while you
>> > > were out having a picnic the Third World War started. Thanks to the
>> > > Chimp in Command of the US and his destabilising efforts in the
>> > > Middle
>> > > East over the past few years, Iran took the opportunity to distract
>> > > the world's attention, and more importantly the G8's attention,
>> > > meeting in St. Petersburg, away from their (Iran's) nuclear program
>> > > by
>> > > forcing Israel to attack Lebanon thanks to their (Iran's) funding of
>> > > Hezbollah. Now when Syria, Iran, and North Korea join in the action
>> > > it's going to be a very interesting autumn. Start hoarding food,
>> > > water, gasoline/petrol, and other necessary supplies. It's going to
>> > > be a long winter.
>> >
>> > Yet another sign that Jesus is coming soon.
>>
>> After 2000 years you figure that Xtians would get the hint. Jesus
>> isn't coming folks.
>>
>> Onanite
>> http://www.onanite.blogspot.com
>
> Patience, patience, patience....he's not tied to a schedule. The Jews
> waited 4000+ years for his first arrival. We're merely 2000 years
> closer than the guys of his time were.


Oh, brother. So I suppose when Xtians wait another 20k years, they'll
be even closer still.