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The fastest and slowest animals on the planet
Slowest animal on the planet: A black man crossing the street in front of
a white driver. Fastest animal on the planet: Two fat women scrambling for the last doughnut at a NAAFA meeting. |
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Hash: SHA1 On 6 Mar 2005 01:17:50 -0000, Fun Facts > wrote: >Slowest animal on the planet: A black man crossing the street in >front of a white driver. > >Fastest animal on the planet: Two fat women scrambling for the last >doughnut at a NAAFA meeting. > > Dirtiest animal on the planet. An idiot drooling and rolling around in his own dung. That is you, ****wit. LV - ------------------------------------------------------ I rode a tank and held a General's rank When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank - - - - Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Devil - ---------------------------------------- Today's mighty oak is yesterdays nut that held its ground. - - -unknown - ---------------------------------------- Yes, I have let myself go...Now I'm Free!!! - - - unknown - ---------------------------------------- -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: PGP 8.1 - not licensed for commercial use: www.pgp.com iQA/AwUBQisgg8r91nvpayIKEQI9TwCg7eeWHJ843NdHROGfdNcCPf mvCxoAoMl1 eyR4DR4UlmAKZmiGq2GRhyDm =BTLS -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Uncensored-Secure Usenet News==---- http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 120,000+ Newsgroups ----= East and West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =---- |
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Fun Facts > wrote in message >...
> Fastest animal on the planet: Two fat women scrambling for the last > doughnut at a NAAFA meeting. Yeah, like a NAAFA meeting would have an exhaustible supply of doughnuts.. |
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