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A Never-Ending Supply of MFFY
"Scott en Aztlán" > wrote in message ... > Saw a new one today: you know how some college campuses sell > short-term parking permits which you must display in order to park > your car on campus? Often the entry roads leading into such campuses > have a small turnout with a kiosk or a vending machine where visitors > can purchase a parking permit. The idea is to drive your car into the > turnout and park next to the machine while you make your purchase, > leaving the main road free for vehicles that do not need to purchase > permits. Well, today I saw a MFFY who parked IN THE STREET while she > went over to the permit vending machine, completely ignoring the > (empty) turnout. The street was striped with a double-yellow center > line, so it would have been illegal to pass this MFFY's car. > > I'm afraid I must once again disappoint Ed White and all the other > JLEDIs in this group and report that I immediately nipped into the > turnout and used it to pass the MFFY **** who was blocking the street. > Fortunately for me, nobody was using the turnout for its intended > purpose at the time. > > Go ahead, guys - tell me what a MFFY I am for refusing to just sit > there and wait. > -- > I'm a wreckless driver and damn proud of it! You disappointed me, as you apparently missed the ****. Circle back, quick, before she gets away. -Dave |
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