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Dodge cars are EVIL, they are the automobiles of SATAN ! ! ! !
Dodge cars are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to
collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. If you like Dodge cars, you will lose your soul to be damned for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul for all eternity. So stop driving them now to save your soul. Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can prevent Armageddon. Dodge cars are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and witches like Dodge cars.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! Dodge cars were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! |
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HMMMM, he must have made his first car payment
"Hans-Marc Olsen" > wrote in message m... > Dodge cars are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to > collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. > > If you like Dodge cars, you will lose your soul to be damned > for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul > for all eternity. > > So stop driving them now to save your soul. > > Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save > your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can > prevent Armageddon. > > Dodge cars are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and > witches like Dodge cars.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! > > Dodge cars were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! |
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HMMMM, he must have made his first car payment
"Hans-Marc Olsen" > wrote in message m... > Dodge cars are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to > collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. > > If you like Dodge cars, you will lose your soul to be damned > for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul > for all eternity. > > So stop driving them now to save your soul. > > Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save > your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can > prevent Armageddon. > > Dodge cars are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and > witches like Dodge cars.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! > > Dodge cars were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! |
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This personality has made similar posts in the GM, Malibu and Sebring
newsgroups as well. He must be bored. |
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This personality has made similar posts in the GM, Malibu and Sebring
newsgroups as well. He must be bored. |
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"James C. Reeves" > wrote in message >...
> This personality has made similar posts in the GM, Malibu and Sebring > newsgroups as well. He must be bored. Hey, at least he's entertaining. I bet he's a Ford fan. Nobody mentioned whether he posted there yet. If he's looking for a car built by the devil, I can give him my girlfriend's former vehicle, a Ford Taurus. Oooh, what a POS. Ken |
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"James C. Reeves" > wrote in message >...
> This personality has made similar posts in the GM, Malibu and Sebring > newsgroups as well. He must be bored. Hey, at least he's entertaining. I bet he's a Ford fan. Nobody mentioned whether he posted there yet. If he's looking for a car built by the devil, I can give him my girlfriend's former vehicle, a Ford Taurus. Oooh, what a POS. Ken |
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I've had 7 fords in my life (I used to ride the short bus to school) and all
7 were nightmares. 5 of them ended up in wrecking yards, a Mexican (we did the deal through an interpreter) took no. 6 off my hands, and the last one was new off the dealer's lot. I was lucky to get $0.50 on the dollar for it on a trade-in for a Pontiac that I drove trouble free for 10 years. ford is such crap I can't believe anyone buys them. Chrysler may be owned by the germans (better than the french I guess - at least they don't smell as bad or as yellow), but they are American made. The 3 that I own have been good to me since day 1 and I will buy Dodge again. "Ken" > wrote in message om... > "James C. Reeves" > wrote in message > >... >> This personality has made similar posts in the GM, Malibu and Sebring >> newsgroups as well. He must be bored. > > Hey, at least he's entertaining. I bet he's a Ford fan. Nobody > mentioned whether he posted there yet. If he's looking for a car built > by the devil, I can give him my girlfriend's former vehicle, a Ford > Taurus. Oooh, what a POS. > > Ken |
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I've had 7 fords in my life (I used to ride the short bus to school) and all
7 were nightmares. 5 of them ended up in wrecking yards, a Mexican (we did the deal through an interpreter) took no. 6 off my hands, and the last one was new off the dealer's lot. I was lucky to get $0.50 on the dollar for it on a trade-in for a Pontiac that I drove trouble free for 10 years. ford is such crap I can't believe anyone buys them. Chrysler may be owned by the germans (better than the french I guess - at least they don't smell as bad or as yellow), but they are American made. The 3 that I own have been good to me since day 1 and I will buy Dodge again. "Ken" > wrote in message om... > "James C. Reeves" > wrote in message > >... >> This personality has made similar posts in the GM, Malibu and Sebring >> newsgroups as well. He must be bored. > > Hey, at least he's entertaining. I bet he's a Ford fan. Nobody > mentioned whether he posted there yet. If he's looking for a car built > by the devil, I can give him my girlfriend's former vehicle, a Ford > Taurus. Oooh, what a POS. > > Ken |
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Some of us Dodge guys do drive Dodge Demons though! (LOL) Fritz
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