Anyone thinking of buying Dodge..........check this first

David wrote:
> "RWM" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>>Yep, more satisfied customers. Remind me, where is "replace serpentine
>>belt tensioner" on the factory maintenance schedule?

">what is the best wat to remove the serpentine belt tensioner ? The
>> tensioner (not the pully the spring part) broke as I started it sun.
>> nothing seems lock up all pullys turn freely, AC was not on.
>> 99 caravan 3.3

>You were probably getting a rumbling noise mostly in the morning
before >this happened. That's the normal sign that the tensioner is
locked up.
>
>
> And show me were it is written that mechanical pieces are indestructible,
> never were out, etc. TROLL! Do you own a chrysler still? If not go troll in
> a group that will appreciate a nut bar! alt.miserable.troll.whohasnolife



Bzzt. Unresponsive, Apologist-in-Chief. DC ought to sign your checks.

Yes, I do. '98 Grand Caravan 3.3L with new serpentine belt tensioner,
water pump, rear wheel cylinders, head gaskets. All before 36,000
miles, but after 3 years. Same sort of stuff many others report, and
all the DC techs know enough about to diagnose over usenet.

On Sun, 10 Jul 2005 11:11:56 -0700, justme wrote:

> Not only does Dodge sell junk........they are killing people

You're a clueless idiot.

Not only that, you're stupid.

--
If you're not on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
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justme wrote:

> Not only does Dodge sell junk........they are killing people
> Latest Gen3 Unlatching Claims Two Lives
> DaimlerChrysler Denies Safety Problems
> DaimlerChrysler has started a vigorous public relations campaign to
> deny safety problems with the Gen3 seat belt buckle. Furthermore, they
> have begun issuing a statement to the media that the GEN3 "passes all
> federal safety standards." But federal regulations require that seat
> belt buckles "be designed to minimize the possibility of accidental
> release," and the Gen-3 buckle does not minimize the possibility of
> accidental release
>
>
> Two women were killed and a child seriously injured in a roll-over
> accident Dec. 28, 2002, near Beeville, Texas. This brings the total
> number of deaths to 17 and serious injuries to 27 in accidents in which
> Gen3 buckles are believed to have unlatched.
>
> http://www.unsafebelts.com/
>
=======================================

That web site to which "justme" directed us is "sponsored by Billy
Edwards and The Edwards Law Firm, L.L.P."

For me, that says it all.

FIRE AWAY, ALL LAWYER JOKES WELCOME.

uh oh...........lol



"Gene Poon" > wrote in message
...
> justme wrote:
>
> > Not only does Dodge sell junk........they are killing people
> > Latest Gen3 Unlatching Claims Two Lives
> > DaimlerChrysler Denies Safety Problems
> > DaimlerChrysler has started a vigorous public relations campaign to
> > deny safety problems with the Gen3 seat belt buckle. Furthermore, they
> > have begun issuing a statement to the media that the GEN3 "passes all
> > federal safety standards." But federal regulations require that seat
> > belt buckles "be designed to minimize the possibility of accidental
> > release," and the Gen-3 buckle does not minimize the possibility of
> > accidental release
> >
> >
> > Two women were killed and a child seriously injured in a roll-over
> > accident Dec. 28, 2002, near Beeville, Texas. This brings the total
> > number of deaths to 17 and serious injuries to 27 in accidents in which
> > Gen3 buckles are believed to have unlatched.
> >
> > http://www.unsafebelts.com/
> >
> =======================================
>
> That web site to which "justme" directed us is "sponsored by Billy
> Edwards and The Edwards Law Firm, L.L.P."
>
> For me, that says it all.
>
> FIRE AWAY, ALL LAWYER JOKES WELCOME.
>
>

figures. he smelled like a weasel from here.

"rob" > wrote in message
...
> uh oh...........lol
>
>
>
> "Gene Poon" > wrote in message
> ...
>> justme wrote:
>>
>> > Not only does Dodge sell junk........they are killing people
>> > Latest Gen3 Unlatching Claims Two Lives
>> > DaimlerChrysler Denies Safety Problems
>> > DaimlerChrysler has started a vigorous public relations campaign to
>> > deny safety problems with the Gen3 seat belt buckle. Furthermore, they
>> > have begun issuing a statement to the media that the GEN3 "passes all
>> > federal safety standards." But federal regulations require that seat
>> > belt buckles "be designed to minimize the possibility of accidental
>> > release," and the Gen-3 buckle does not minimize the possibility of
>> > accidental release
>> >
>> >
>> > Two women were killed and a child seriously injured in a roll-over
>> > accident Dec. 28, 2002, near Beeville, Texas. This brings the total
>> > number of deaths to 17 and serious injuries to 27 in accidents in which
>> > Gen3 buckles are believed to have unlatched.
>> >
>> > http://www.unsafebelts.com/
>> >
>> =======================================
>>
>> That web site to which "justme" directed us is "sponsored by Billy
>> Edwards and The Edwards Law Firm, L.L.P."
>>
>> For me, that says it all.
>>
>> FIRE AWAY, ALL LAWYER JOKES WELCOME.
>>
>>
>
>

Lawyers are just like diapers. They need to be changed often, and for the
same reason.

Larry
Behold Beware Believe

"Gene Poon" > wrote in message
...
| justme wrote:
|
| > Not only does Dodge sell junk........they are killing people
| > Latest Gen3 Unlatching Claims Two Lives
| > DaimlerChrysler Denies Safety Problems
| > DaimlerChrysler has started a vigorous public relations campaign to
| > deny safety problems with the Gen3 seat belt buckle. Furthermore, they
| > have begun issuing a statement to the media that the GEN3 "passes all
| > federal safety standards." But federal regulations require that seat
| > belt buckles "be designed to minimize the possibility of accidental
| > release," and the Gen-3 buckle does not minimize the possibility of
| > accidental release
| >
| >
| > Two women were killed and a child seriously injured in a roll-over
| > accident Dec. 28, 2002, near Beeville, Texas. This brings the total
| > number of deaths to 17 and serious injuries to 27 in accidents in which
| > Gen3 buckles are believed to have unlatched.
| >
| > http://www.unsafebelts.com/
| >
| =======================================
|
| That web site to which "justme" directed us is "sponsored by Billy
| Edwards and The Edwards Law Firm, L.L.P."
|
| For me, that says it all.
|
| FIRE AWAY, ALL LAWYER JOKES WELCOME.
|
|

what's the diff between a lawyer and a sucker?

ones a bottom feeding, mud sucking maggot and the other is a fish



"Larry Crites" > wrote in message
...
> Lawyers are just like diapers. They need to be changed often, and for the
> same reason.
>
> Larry
> Behold Beware Believe
>
> "Gene Poon" > wrote in message
> ...
> | justme wrote:
> |
> | > Not only does Dodge sell junk........they are killing people
> | > Latest Gen3 Unlatching Claims Two Lives
> | > DaimlerChrysler Denies Safety Problems
> | > DaimlerChrysler has started a vigorous public relations campaign to
> | > deny safety problems with the Gen3 seat belt buckle. Furthermore, they
> | > have begun issuing a statement to the media that the GEN3 "passes all
> | > federal safety standards." But federal regulations require that seat
> | > belt buckles "be designed to minimize the possibility of accidental
> | > release," and the Gen-3 buckle does not minimize the possibility of
> | > accidental release
> | >
> | >
> | > Two women were killed and a child seriously injured in a roll-over
> | > accident Dec. 28, 2002, near Beeville, Texas. This brings the total
> | > number of deaths to 17 and serious injuries to 27 in accidents in
which
> | > Gen3 buckles are believed to have unlatched.
> | >
> | > http://www.unsafebelts.com/
> | >
> | =======================================
> |
> | That web site to which "justme" directed us is "sponsored by Billy
> | Edwards and The Edwards Law Firm, L.L.P."
> |
> | For me, that says it all.
> |
> | FIRE AWAY, ALL LAWYER JOKES WELCOME.
> |
> |
>
>

What do you call 50 lawyers buried up to their necks in sand ???





Not enough sand.
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What do you call 50 lawyers going over a cliff in a bus????






A good start.

service manager at the last ford dealer I was at had lots of pet names like
ford "exploder", "deathstar", and then he said, "there's the mercury
mistake". oh yeah, and the probes and their crappy engines, and the tempos,
topaz and Taurus's. those things and their AXOD transmissions.......now
THOSE kept me in business!


its bad when the service manager himself says things like that.





"Abby Normal" > wrote in message
...
> we can't forget ford's recent SUV roll-over issues. or was it the tires
> that didn't cause other vehicles to roll over - only fords?
>
> "rob" > wrote in message
> ...
> > and 30,000 ford trucks caught fire in the ignition switch, and the crown
> > vics have gas tank fire problems and the cops hate them for the damn
anti
> > lock brakes causing accidents, and GM is recalling half of what they
own,
> > and people threatened to sue in the 70s over air bags in fords, and the
> > pinto was a rolling rear end bomb, and the corvair kept blowing plugs
out
> > of
> > the aluminum heads, and the Hudson was a huge lead sled, and Mr. tucker
> > couldn't produce as many tuckers as he claimed or say the say.....yep uh
> > huh......got any more?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "justme" > wrote in message
> > oups.com...
> >> Not only does Dodge sell junk........they are killing people
> >> Latest Gen3 Unlatching Claims Two Lives
> >> DaimlerChrysler Denies Safety Problems
> >> DaimlerChrysler has started a vigorous public relations campaign to
> >> deny safety problems with the Gen3 seat belt buckle. Furthermore, they
> >> have begun issuing a statement to the media that the GEN3 "passes all
> >> federal safety standards." But federal regulations require that seat
> >> belt buckles "be designed to minimize the possibility of accidental
> >> release," and the Gen-3 buckle does not minimize the possibility of
> >> accidental release
> >>
> >>
> >> Two women were killed and a child seriously injured in a roll-over
> >> accident Dec. 28, 2002, near Beeville, Texas. This brings the total
> >> number of deaths to 17 and serious injuries to 27 in accidents in which
> >> Gen3 buckles are believed to have unlatched.
> >>
> >> http://www.unsafebelts.com/
> >>
> >
> >
>
>

and he's right too. Compare Chrysler and ford he
http://www.carbuyingtips.com/humor.htm

"rob" > wrote in message
...
> service manager at the last ford dealer I was at had lots of pet names
> like
> ford "exploder", "deathstar", and then he said, "there's the mercury
> mistake". oh yeah, and the probes and their crappy engines, and the
> tempos,
> topaz and Taurus's. those things and their AXOD transmissions.......now
> THOSE kept me in business!
>
>
> its bad when the service manager himself says things like that.
>
>
>
>
>
> "Abby Normal" > wrote in message
> ...
>> we can't forget ford's recent SUV roll-over issues. or was it the tires
>> that didn't cause other vehicles to roll over - only fords?
>>
>> "rob" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> > and 30,000 ford trucks caught fire in the ignition switch, and the
>> > crown
>> > vics have gas tank fire problems and the cops hate them for the damn
> anti
>> > lock brakes causing accidents, and GM is recalling half of what they
> own,
>> > and people threatened to sue in the 70s over air bags in fords, and
>> > the
>> > pinto was a rolling rear end bomb, and the corvair kept blowing plugs
> out
>> > of
>> > the aluminum heads, and the Hudson was a huge lead sled, and Mr. tucker
>> > couldn't produce as many tuckers as he claimed or say the say.....yep
>> > uh
>> > huh......got any more?
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > "justme" > wrote in message
>> > oups.com...
>> >> Not only does Dodge sell junk........they are killing people
>> >> Latest Gen3 Unlatching Claims Two Lives
>> >> DaimlerChrysler Denies Safety Problems
>> >> DaimlerChrysler has started a vigorous public relations campaign to
>> >> deny safety problems with the Gen3 seat belt buckle. Furthermore, they
>> >> have begun issuing a statement to the media that the GEN3 "passes all
>> >> federal safety standards." But federal regulations require that seat
>> >> belt buckles "be designed to minimize the possibility of accidental
>> >> release," and the Gen-3 buckle does not minimize the possibility of
>> >> accidental release
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Two women were killed and a child seriously injured in a roll-over
>> >> accident Dec. 28, 2002, near Beeville, Texas. This brings the total
>> >> number of deaths to 17 and serious injuries to 27 in accidents in
>> >> which
>> >> Gen3 buckles are believed to have unlatched.
>> >>
>> >> http://www.unsafebelts.com/
>> >>
>> >
>> >
>>
>>
>
>