Another "Oops!"

On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:07:41 -0700, Scott en Aztlán
> wrote:

>Seen on the KTLA Morning Show: a woman in her 80s drove her car
>through a store in Arkansas. The incident was caught on multiple video
>cameras; the tapes show the car driving through the front windows,
>blasting through the checkout stands, and continuing at full speed out
>of frame. The old bag says she was trying to park when she mistook the
>gas pedal for the brake.
>
>Ooops!!

The AARP advises the old goats to say that. PEDAL ERROR - PEDAL ERROR
- PEDAL ERROR. Everything is pedal error. This geezer should do
some prison time to set an example for all the other geezers who keep
driving when they're imcompetent.

In article >,
Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS > wrote:
>On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:07:41 -0700, Scott en Aztlán
> wrote:
>
>>Seen on the KTLA Morning Show: a woman in her 80s drove her car
>>through a store in Arkansas. The incident was caught on multiple video
>>cameras; the tapes show the car driving through the front windows,
>>blasting through the checkout stands, and continuing at full speed out
>>of frame. The old bag says she was trying to park when she mistook the
>>gas pedal for the brake.
>>
>>Ooops!!
>
>The AARP advises the old goats to say that. PEDAL ERROR - PEDAL ERROR
>- PEDAL ERROR. Everything is pedal error. This geezer should do
>some prison time to set an example for all the other geezers who keep
>driving when they're imcompetent.

The Mafia hitman trade organization (name escapes me at the moment)
advises its members to say TRIGGER ERROR TRIGGER ERROR TRIGGER ERROR
if/when they ever find themselves in court.

When I get that age, I'm going to buy me a Pink
Cadillac with nothing BUT gas pedals in it. I want
a cell phone for each ear .. so I can hear something
.... and one of them big tv sets like they have in the
bars. A beer in one hand, and my arm around the
old lady. And a great big bag of money in the back.
Everybody in them offices should just come out
and applaud as we drive by.

johns

On 21 Oct 2006 14:09:00 -0700, "johns" > wrote:

>
>When I get that age, I'm going to buy me a Pink
>Cadillac with nothing BUT gas pedals in it. I want
>a cell phone for each ear .. so I can hear something
>... and one of them big tv sets like they have in the
>bars. A beer in one hand, and my arm around the
>old lady. And a great big bag of money in the back.
>Everybody in them offices should just come out
>and applaud as we drive by.
>
>johns

Lots of old goats think that's the way it is. They can drive as
reckless as they want and kill and maim innocent people and nobody
will hold them accountable. They better hope i'm not on the jury.

Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS wrote:
> On 21 Oct 2006 14:09:00 -0700, "johns" > wrote:
>
> >
> >When I get that age, I'm going to buy me a Pink
> >Cadillac with nothing BUT gas pedals in it. I want
> >a cell phone for each ear .. so I can hear something
> >... and one of them big tv sets like they have in the
> >bars. A beer in one hand, and my arm around the
> >old lady. And a great big bag of money in the back.
> >Everybody in them offices should just come out
> >and applaud as we drive by.
> >
> >johns
>
> Lots of old goats think that's the way it is. They can drive as
> reckless as they want and kill and maim innocent people and nobody
> will hold them accountable. They better hope i'm not on the jury.

Juries are in theory *supposed* to be impartial ... I'm not so sure
you'd qualify if you consider someone guilty right off the bat ... so
if anyone wants to get out of jury duty, remember: GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY
GUILTY

"Hello Kitty" > wrote in message
oups.com...

> Juries are in theory *supposed* to be impartial ... I'm not so sure
> you'd qualify if you consider someone guilty right off the bat ... so
> if anyone wants to get out of jury duty, remember: GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY
> GUILTY
>
I got a better one: 'Yes, I know the defendant's lawyer. He comes into
Mini-Mart at least once a week to read the magazines"

Then everyone asked *which* magazines

no different from the average soccor mom around here !

Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS wrote:

> On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:07:41 -0700, Scott en Aztlán
> > wrote:
>
> >Seen on the KTLA Morning Show: a woman in her 80s drove her car
> >through a store in Arkansas. The incident was caught on multiple video
> >cameras; the tapes show the car driving through the front windows,
> >blasting through the checkout stands, and continuing at full speed out
> >of frame. The old bag says she was trying to park when she mistook the
> >gas pedal for the brake.
> >
> >Ooops!!
>
> The AARP advises the old goats to say that. PEDAL ERROR - PEDAL ERROR
> - PEDAL ERROR. Everything is pedal error. This geezer should do
> some prison time to set an example for all the other geezers who keep
> driving when they're imcompetent.

Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), Speeders & Drunk
Drivers are MURDERERS spewed in rec.autos.driving:

> Lots of old goats

You trying to tell us something, sicko???

> like us think that's the way it is. We can drive as
> reckless as we want and kill and maim innocent people and nobody
> will hold us accountable. We had better hope that necromancer
> is not on the jury.

Naw... I don't want to be on the jury. I'd rather throw the switch.

Oh, yeah, I did a little housekeeping in the headers. You're welcome in
advance.

--
Aunt Judy defends a known *drunk driver*:

"Almost all vehicle 'accidents' are due to driver
recklessness but the Chappaquidick incident is one
instance where it may really have been no ones
fault except the idiot who built the bridge."
--"Laura Bush murdered her boyfriend," 11/10/2005
Ref: http://tinyurl.com/9jtjt
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Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), Hello Kitty said
in rec.autos.driving:
> > Lots of old goats think that's the way it is. They can drive as
> > reckless as they want and kill and maim innocent people and nobody
> > will hold them accountable. They better hope i'm not on the jury.
>
> Juries are in theory *supposed* to be impartial ... I'm not so sure
> you'd qualify if you consider someone guilty right off the bat ... so
> if anyone wants to get out of jury duty, remember: GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY
> GUILTY

With one notable exception:

--
Aunt Judy defends a known *drunk driver*:

"Almost all vehicle 'accidents' are due to driver
recklessness but the Chappaquidick incident is one
instance where it may really have been no ones
fault except the idiot who built the bridge."
--"Laura Bush murdered her boyfriend," 11/10/2005
Ref: http://tinyurl.com/9jtjt
Msg ID:

Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), Speeders & Drunk
Drivers are MURDERERS spewed in rec.autos.driving:

> The AARP advises us old goats to say that.

There you go with the goats again. You got a fetish or something??

> PEDAL ERROR - PEDAL ERROR
> - PEDAL ERROR. Everything is pedal error. This geezer should do
> some prison time to set an example for the rest of us geezers who keep
> driving when we're imcompetent.

Did a little yardwork this post and pruned some headers. You're welcome.

--
Loco Laura Bush murdered her boyfriend defends a known *DRUNK DRIVER*:

"Teddy went off a single lane bridge with no guard rail at night.
The real killer was the idiot who built the bridge. Next question."
--Laura Bush murdered her boyfriend/laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE
June 20th, 2006
Ref: http://tinyurl.com/zlnyz
Message ID:

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