No problema!

mike wrote:
> hello i always figured this would never happen to me but my heart is having serious issuses do to a birth defect (i was born with a hole in my heart)and need money to have the surgery to get the hole fix so i am asking for donations to help with the cost since i dont have insurance so if you have a paypal account please look into your heart and donate a dollar or two my paypal emial is i need around 20,000 dollars usd to have the surgery done. This is my last resort for money i have
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No problema dude. I'll take care of the surgery for you -- no money
needed. I've read up on the techniques and have a scalpel and some other
tools soaking in alcohol to get ready. I'm sure that some other folks
who have been annoyed by your spamming would be willing to help out --
anybody have a fresh loop on their chainsaw? Mine is probably too dull
to do a good job cracking the ribcage...

--
John McGaw
[Knoxville, TN, USA]
http://johnmcgaw.com

John,
If you need assistance I can be of a lot of help.

I once operated on my own heart. The worst part is the messy blood.

My suggestion is to drain all blood before proceeding.
"John McGaw" > wrote in message
...
mike wrote:
> hello i always figured this would never happen to me but my
> heart is having serious issuses do to a birth defect (i was born with a
> hole in my heart)and need money to have the surgery to get the hole fix so
> i am asking for donations to help with the cost since i dont have
> insurance so if you have a paypal account please look into your heart and
> donate a dollar or two my paypal emial is i need
> around 20,000 dollars usd to have the surgery done. This is my last resort
> for money i have
snip...

No problema dude. I'll take care of the surgery for you -- no money
needed. I've read up on the techniques and have a scalpel and some other
tools soaking in alcohol to get ready. I'm sure that some other folks
who have been annoyed by your spamming would be willing to help out --
anybody have a fresh loop on their chainsaw? Mine is probably too dull
to do a good job cracking the ribcage...

--
John McGaw
[Knoxville, TN, USA]
http://johnmcgaw.com

"John McGaw" > wrote in message
...
> mike wrote:
>> hello i always figured this would never happen to me but my
>> heart is having serious issuses do to a birth defect (i was born with a
>> hole in my heart)and need money to have the surgery to get the hole fix
>> so i am asking for donations to help with the cost since i dont have
>> insurance so if you have a paypal account please look into your heart and
>> donate a dollar or two my paypal emial is i need
>> around 20,000 dollars usd to have the surgery done. This is my last
>> resort for money i have
> snip...
>
> No problema dude. I'll take care of the surgery for you -- no money
> needed. I've read up on the techniques and have a scalpel and some other
> tools soaking in alcohol to get ready. I'm sure that some other folks who
> have been annoyed by your spamming would be willing to help out --
> anybody have a fresh loop on their chainsaw? Mine is probably too dull to
> do a good job cracking the ribcage...
>
> --
> John McGaw
> [Knoxville, TN, USA]
> http://johnmcgaw.com

Hey, laugh all you want. I'm wondering how Mr. Birth Defect with the hole in
his heart managed to make it this long.

It's a miracle, I tells ya.

dwight

"No hay problema" would be better Spanish, but I am fully "de acuerdo con
estos sentimientos".

Earle

"oklaman" > wrote in message
...
> John,
> If you need assistance I can be of a lot of help.
>
> I once operated on my own heart. The worst part is the messy blood.
>
> My suggestion is to drain all blood before proceeding.
> "John McGaw" > wrote in message
> ...
> mike wrote:
> > hello i always figured this would never happen to me but
my
> > heart is having serious issuses do to a birth defect (i was born with a
> > hole in my heart)and need money to have the surgery to get the hole fix
so
> > i am asking for donations to help with the cost since i dont have
> > insurance so if you have a paypal account please look into your heart
and
> > donate a dollar or two my paypal emial is i need
> > around 20,000 dollars usd to have the surgery done. This is my last
resort
> > for money i have
> snip...
>
> No problema dude. I'll take care of the surgery for you -- no money
> needed. I've read up on the techniques and have a scalpel and some other
> tools soaking in alcohol to get ready. I'm sure that some other folks
> who have been annoyed by your spamming would be willing to help out --
> anybody have a fresh loop on their chainsaw? Mine is probably too dull
> to do a good job cracking the ribcage...
>
> --
> John McGaw
> [Knoxville, TN, USA]
> http://johnmcgaw.com
>
>



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