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> wrote in message
oups.com...

(>snip<)
>
> So what Limp Rick's saying to you is that one of these days he'll be
> tracing the Barbara Johnson character back to you, and that there will
> be hell to pay when he does.

There are a few free programs out there that would be perfect for this. I
can recommend "Ping Plotter" (freeware - you don't even have to pay for it).
In fact, I highly recommend it to anyone who would confuse me with someone
who needs to hide behind a false identity.

> I can't believe there are still grown men in here and in ahpbbfm that
> can stomach this pitiful waste of oxygen. I'm jealous that you
> understood this so much earlier than I.

RAMFM is a wonderful resource, an excellent guide, and a marvelous source of
amusement.

dwight

In article >, dwight
> wrote:

> > wrote in message
> oups.com...
>
> (>snip<)
> >
> > So what Limp Rick's saying to you is that one of these days he'll be
> > tracing the Barbara Johnson character back to you, and that there will
> > be hell to pay when he does.
>
> There are a few free programs out there that would be perfect for this. I
> can recommend "Ping Plotter" (freeware - you don't even have to pay for it).
> In fact, I highly recommend it to anyone who would confuse me with someone
> who needs to hide behind a false identity.

Oh? Recognize this, Froggy?

"Well, I can see that there's just no fooling you guys. Yep, Hyla101
is my
other account. Aside from the obviously-dwight-posted self-ejaculatory
rantings about my own wonderfulness, the name "hyla" was a definite
clue. I've
made a note to, other than changing ISPs, change my own style of
writing, as
well. I'm spending more time in AOL Chat Rooms, trying to pick up
subtle
differences in posting styles, and hope to be able to fool all of you.
Naturally, my anonymous return will not be made through self-laudatory
means.
I am called to the Dark Side, and the very next troll who enters
r.a.m.f.m. may
not be who you think it is..... "

>
> > I can't believe there are still grown men in here and in ahpbbfm that
> > can stomach this pitiful waste of oxygen. I'm jealous that you
> > understood this so much earlier than I.
>
> RAMFM is a wonderful resource, an excellent guide, and a marvelous source of
> amusement.

Yes, it is, 'cuz you get to do **** like this:

...
> probably you cobrajet after you get your dick stuck in the sparkplug hole

Oww, my sides! That's got to be THE funniest thing that's been written
here
in all my years of reading ramfm. Ohmigod.

Thanks, Babs, for starting my day with a bang. Here's hoping that you
stick
around for a loooong time to share many more of these fascinating and
pithy
barbs.

dwight

Recognize that? Sure you do. It's you giving a personal endorsement
just last Sept to someone you claimed not to recognize. An endorsement
that amounts to an invitation to mix it up. A compliment for a lame
flame that is most certainly NOT the funniest thing anyone has ever
read in RAMFM, by far. An invitation that is FAR out of "character" for
you, to someone whose first couple posts were nice and normal, and then
when on a rant designed to draw attention. A rant hot on the heels of
me skewering that dimwit who bought used springs for the cost of new
ones up in Canada.

You've been a lot of things in this group. Innocent is not one of
them.

>
> dwight
>
>

--
CobraJet

Joe wrote:

> Dwight wrote:

>> Yeah, I think it's time for ol' Rick to start "checking headers."

> Wish I had some headers for the LX.

LOL.

180 Out
TS 2

Joe wrote:

> Dwight wrote:

>> Yeah, I think it's time for ol' Rick to start "checking headers."

> Wish I had some headers for the LX.

LOL.

180 Out
TS 2

Cobra Jet:

> Newsflash, Brainiac. Cars don't rot here. You are SO stupid.

"You are SO stupid." You really are stalled in 4th grade, aren't you?
And a 4th grade girl at that.

So what you're saying is that the paint, upholstery, weather stripping,
dashpads, tires, etc., on all your old heaps are just as nice as the
day you towed them home? Newsflash, Limp Rick, they're not. They're
rotten, and getting worse with each drunken summer you hold on to them.
Check it out, next time you bother to visit them.

> Not a ****ing clue about anything. How you managed to father
> any kids is incredible.

I'd say you're really reaching for flames if that's the best you can
do. Incredible? Best go look up that word. It is believeable that even
you could reproduce, Limp Rick, if you'd try a two-legged partner who
isn't a man.

180 Out
TS 2

Cobra Jet:

> Newsflash, Brainiac. Cars don't rot here. You are SO stupid.

"You are SO stupid." You really are stalled in 4th grade, aren't you?
And a 4th grade girl at that.

So what you're saying is that the paint, upholstery, weather stripping,
dashpads, tires, etc., on all your old heaps are just as nice as the
day you towed them home? Newsflash, Limp Rick, they're not. They're
rotten, and getting worse with each drunken summer you hold on to them.
Check it out, next time you bother to visit them.

> Not a ****ing clue about anything. How you managed to father
> any kids is incredible.

I'd say you're really reaching for flames if that's the best you can
do. Incredible? Best go look up that word. It is believeable that even
you could reproduce, Limp Rick, if you'd try a two-legged partner who
isn't a man.

180 Out
TS 2

"CobraJet" > wrote in message
...
> In article >, dwight
> > wrote:
>
>> > wrote in message
>> oups.com...
>>
>> (>snip<)
>> >
>> > So what Limp Rick's saying to you is that one of these days he'll be
>> > tracing the Barbara Johnson character back to you, and that there will
>> > be hell to pay when he does.
>>
>> There are a few free programs out there that would be perfect for this. I
>> can recommend "Ping Plotter" (freeware - you don't even have to pay for
>> it).
>> In fact, I highly recommend it to anyone who would confuse me with
>> someone
>> who needs to hide behind a false identity.
>
> Oh? Recognize this, Froggy?
>
> "Well, I can see that there's just no fooling you guys. Yep, Hyla101
> is my
> other account. Aside from the obviously-dwight-posted self-ejaculatory
> rantings about my own wonderfulness, the name "hyla" was a definite
> clue. I've
> made a note to, other than changing ISPs, change my own style of
> writing, as
> well. I'm spending more time in AOL Chat Rooms, trying to pick up
> subtle
> differences in posting styles, and hope to be able to fool all of you.
> Naturally, my anonymous return will not be made through self-laudatory
> means.
> I am called to the Dark Side, and the very next troll who enters
> r.a.m.f.m. may
> not be who you think it is..... "

You forgot to include the date, O Personality du Jour. Would that happen to
date all the way back to when you used a different screen name every month?

>> > I can't believe there are still grown men in here and in ahpbbfm that
>> > can stomach this pitiful waste of oxygen. I'm jealous that you
>> > understood this so much earlier than I.
>>
>> RAMFM is a wonderful resource, an excellent guide, and a marvelous source
>> of
>> amusement.
>
> Yes, it is, 'cuz you get to do **** like this:
>
> ...
>> probably you cobrajet after you get your dick stuck in the sparkplug hole
>
> Oww, my sides! That's got to be THE funniest thing that's been written
> here
> in all my years of reading ramfm. Ohmigod.
>
> Thanks, Babs, for starting my day with a bang. Here's hoping that you
> stick
> around for a loooong time to share many more of these fascinating and
> pithy
> barbs.
>
> dwight
>
> Recognize that? Sure you do. It's you giving a personal endorsement
> just last Sept to someone you claimed not to recognize. An endorsement
> that amounts to an invitation to mix it up. A compliment for a lame
> flame that is most certainly NOT the funniest thing anyone has ever
> read in RAMFM, by far. An invitation that is FAR out of "character" for
> you, to someone whose first couple posts were nice and normal, and then
> when on a rant designed to draw attention. A rant hot on the heels of
> me skewering that dimwit who bought used springs for the cost of new
> ones up in Canada.

Try reading that right-side up, you drunken fool. Or do I have to use
emoticons, for you to recognize the dripping sarcasm that went along with
that post?

> You've been a lot of things in this group. Innocent is not one of
> them.

Innocent, I never claimed to be. I believe the adjective was "questionable".
Any more questions?

dwight

In article >, dwight
> wrote:

> "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article >, dwight
> > > wrote:
> >
> >> > wrote in message
> >> oups.com...
> >>
> >> (>snip<)
> >> >
> >> > So what Limp Rick's saying to you is that one of these days he'll be
> >> > tracing the Barbara Johnson character back to you, and that there will
> >> > be hell to pay when he does.
> >>
> >> There are a few free programs out there that would be perfect for this. I
> >> can recommend "Ping Plotter" (freeware - you don't even have to pay for
> >> it).
> >> In fact, I highly recommend it to anyone who would confuse me with
> >> someone
> >> who needs to hide behind a false identity.
> >
> > Oh? Recognize this, Froggy?
> >
> > "Well, I can see that there's just no fooling you guys. Yep, Hyla101
> > is my
> > other account. Aside from the obviously-dwight-posted self-ejaculatory
> > rantings about my own wonderfulness, the name "hyla" was a definite
> > clue. I've
> > made a note to, other than changing ISPs, change my own style of
> > writing, as
> > well. I'm spending more time in AOL Chat Rooms, trying to pick up
> > subtle
> > differences in posting styles, and hope to be able to fool all of you.
> > Naturally, my anonymous return will not be made through self-laudatory
> > means.
> > I am called to the Dark Side, and the very next troll who enters
> > r.a.m.f.m. may
> > not be who you think it is..... "
>
> You forgot to include the date, O Personality du Jour. Would that happen to
> date all the way back to when you used a different screen name every month?

It came from '98, and it shows pretty well your line of thinking.
And you are free to prove I used a different screen name every month.
You and Wacko belong to the same club.

>
> >> > I can't believe there are still grown men in here and in ahpbbfm that
> >> > can stomach this pitiful waste of oxygen. I'm jealous that you
> >> > understood this so much earlier than I.
> >>
> >> RAMFM is a wonderful resource, an excellent guide, and a marvelous source
> >> of
> >> amusement.
> >
> > Yes, it is, 'cuz you get to do **** like this:
> >
> > ...
> >> probably you cobrajet after you get your dick stuck in the sparkplug hole
> >
> > Oww, my sides! That's got to be THE funniest thing that's been written
> > here
> > in all my years of reading ramfm. Ohmigod.
> >
> > Thanks, Babs, for starting my day with a bang. Here's hoping that you
> > stick
> > around for a loooong time to share many more of these fascinating and
> > pithy
> > barbs.
> >
> > dwight
> >
> > Recognize that? Sure you do. It's you giving a personal endorsement
> > just last Sept to someone you claimed not to recognize. An endorsement
> > that amounts to an invitation to mix it up. A compliment for a lame
> > flame that is most certainly NOT the funniest thing anyone has ever
> > read in RAMFM, by far. An invitation that is FAR out of "character" for
> > you, to someone whose first couple posts were nice and normal, and then
> > when on a rant designed to draw attention. A rant hot on the heels of
> > me skewering that dimwit who bought used springs for the cost of new
> > ones up in Canada.
>
> Try reading that right-side up, you drunken fool. Or do I have to use
> emoticons, for you to recognize the dripping sarcasm that went along with
> that post?

No, to a newbie that *is* an endorsement. It doesn't matter how *I*
view it.

>
> > You've been a lot of things in this group. Innocent is not one of
> > them.
>
> Innocent, I never claimed to be. I believe the adjective was "questionable".
> Any more questions?

You claimed outright that you have no need to hide behind a false
identity. Your own words proved you a liar. Google is a wonderful
thing, isn't it?

>
> dwight
>
>

--
CobraJet

In article .com>,
> wrote:

> Cobra Jet:
>
> > Newsflash, Brainiac. Cars don't rot here. You are SO stupid.
>
> "You are SO stupid." You really are stalled in 4th grade, aren't you?
> And a 4th grade girl at that.
>
> So what you're saying is that the paint, upholstery, weather stripping,
> dashpads, tires, etc., on all your old heaps are just as nice as the
> day you towed them home? Newsflash, Limp Rick, they're not. They're
> rotten, and getting worse with each drunken summer you hold on to them.
> Check it out, next time you bother to visit them.

Dip****, all that gets replaced during a restoration. Rot is rust. I
have three quarter-sized holes in 30 vehicles. Don't know anything
about cars, do you?

>
> > Not a ****ing clue about anything. How you managed to father
> > any kids is incredible.
>
> I'd say you're really reaching for flames if that's the best you can
> do. Incredible? Best go look up that word. It is believeable that even
> you could reproduce, Limp Rick, if you'd try a two-legged partner who
> isn't a man.

Like that monkey on your back?
>
> 180 Out
> TS 2
>

--
CobraJet

"CobraJet" > wrote in message
...
> In article >, dwight
> > wrote:
>
>> "CobraJet" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> > In article >, dwight
>> > > wrote:
>> >
>> >> > wrote in message
>> >> oups.com...
>> >>
>> >> (>snip<)
>> >> >
>> >> > So what Limp Rick's saying to you is that one of these days he'll be
>> >> > tracing the Barbara Johnson character back to you, and that there
>> >> > will
>> >> > be hell to pay when he does.
>> >>
>> >> There are a few free programs out there that would be perfect for
>> >> this. I
>> >> can recommend "Ping Plotter" (freeware - you don't even have to pay
>> >> for
>> >> it).
>> >> In fact, I highly recommend it to anyone who would confuse me with
>> >> someone
>> >> who needs to hide behind a false identity.
>> >
>> > Oh? Recognize this, Froggy?
>> >
>> > "Well, I can see that there's just no fooling you guys. Yep, Hyla101
>> > is my
>> > other account. Aside from the obviously-dwight-posted self-ejaculatory
>> > rantings about my own wonderfulness, the name "hyla" was a definite
>> > clue. I've
>> > made a note to, other than changing ISPs, change my own style of
>> > writing, as
>> > well. I'm spending more time in AOL Chat Rooms, trying to pick up
>> > subtle
>> > differences in posting styles, and hope to be able to fool all of you.
>> > Naturally, my anonymous return will not be made through self-laudatory
>> > means.
>> > I am called to the Dark Side, and the very next troll who enters
>> > r.a.m.f.m. may
>> > not be who you think it is..... "
>>
>> You forgot to include the date, O Personality du Jour. Would that happen
>> to
>> date all the way back to when you used a different screen name every
>> month?
>
> It came from '98, and it shows pretty well your line of thinking.
> And you are free to prove I used a different screen name every month.
> You and Wacko belong to the same club.

All three of us 2Kul. All three.

>> >> > I can't believe there are still grown men in here and in ahpbbfm
>> >> > that
>> >> > can stomach this pitiful waste of oxygen. I'm jealous that you
>> >> > understood this so much earlier than I.
>> >>
>> >> RAMFM is a wonderful resource, an excellent guide, and a marvelous
>> >> source
>> >> of
>> >> amusement.
>> >
>> > Yes, it is, 'cuz you get to do **** like this:
>> >
>> > ...
>> >> probably you cobrajet after you get your dick stuck in the sparkplug
>> >> hole
>> >
>> > Oww, my sides! That's got to be THE funniest thing that's been written
>> > here
>> > in all my years of reading ramfm. Ohmigod.
>> >
>> > Thanks, Babs, for starting my day with a bang. Here's hoping that you
>> > stick
>> > around for a loooong time to share many more of these fascinating and
>> > pithy
>> > barbs.
>> >
>> > dwight
>> >
>> > Recognize that? Sure you do. It's you giving a personal endorsement
>> > just last Sept to someone you claimed not to recognize. An endorsement
>> > that amounts to an invitation to mix it up. A compliment for a lame
>> > flame that is most certainly NOT the funniest thing anyone has ever
>> > read in RAMFM, by far. An invitation that is FAR out of "character" for
>> > you, to someone whose first couple posts were nice and normal, and then
>> > when on a rant designed to draw attention. A rant hot on the heels of
>> > me skewering that dimwit who bought used springs for the cost of new
>> > ones up in Canada.
>>
>> Try reading that right-side up, you drunken fool. Or do I have to use
>> emoticons, for you to recognize the dripping sarcasm that went along with
>> that post?
>
> No, to a newbie that *is* an endorsement. It doesn't matter how *I*
> view it.

Uh... wait. I thought I was Barbara. But now Barbara is a newbie. With no
sense of sarcasm, irony, or other forms of subtlety in the realms of humor.
I'm confused. Please help me, Sir Headers Reader - who am I?

>> > You've been a lot of things in this group. Innocent is not one of
>> > them.
>>
>> Innocent, I never claimed to be. I believe the adjective was
>> "questionable".
>> Any more questions?
>
> You claimed outright that you have no need to hide behind a false
> identity. Your own words proved you a liar. Google is a wonderful
> thing, isn't it?

Gee, let's see... You gave, as an example of my duplicity, a post in which I
flat-out tell everyone who I am.

Yeah, Barbara Johnson. That's me.

dwight
(Uh-oh... there's that sarcasm thing again. For the benefit of all newbies
out there in Arizona, sarcasm usually means the opposite of what the words
would imply. Consider that.)