If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. |
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
#1
|
|||
|
|||
Grandma
I think I have seen her!
I got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes: The other day I went to a local book store and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day, because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection. I was just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It's a good thing someone else loves Jesus, because if he hadn't honked, I'd have never noticed! I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like crazy, then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of God! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, Go!? What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there, because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another guy waving in a funny way, with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my teenage grandson in the backseat what that meant, and he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing..... he was enjoying this religious experience, too! A couple of people were so caught up in the joy of the moment, that they got out of their cars and started walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, grinning, I waved to all my sisters and brothers, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again, and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window, and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks! |
Ads |
#2
|
|||
|
|||
This was funny the first time...in the late 1970s.
On Sun, 24 Jul 2005, Harry K wrote: > I think I have seen her! > > I got a letter from Grandma the other day. > She writes: > The other day I went to a local book store > and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. > I was feeling particularly sassy that day, > because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, > followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, > so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. > Boy, am I glad I did! > What an uplifting experience followed. > I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection. > I was just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, > and I didn't notice that the light had changed. > It's a good thing someone else loves Jesus, > because if he hadn't honked, I'd have never noticed! > I found that lots of people love Jesus! > While I was sitting there, > the guy behind me started honking like crazy, > then he leaned out of his window and screamed, > "For the love of God! > Go! Go! Jesus Christ, Go!? > What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! > Everyone started honking! > I just leaned out of my window > and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. > I even honked a few times to share in the love! > There must have been a man from Florida back there, because I heard > him yelling something about a sunny beach. > I saw another guy waving in a funny way, > with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. > I asked my teenage grandson in the backseat what > that meant, and he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good > luck sign or something. > Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, > so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. > My grandson burst out laughing..... > he was enjoying this religious experience, too! > A couple of people were so caught up in the > joy of the moment, that they got out of their cars and started > walking toward me. > I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, > but this is when I noticed the light had changed. > So, grinning, I waved to all my sisters and brothers, > and drove on through the intersection. > I noticed that I was the only car that got through the > intersection before the light changed again, and I felt kind > of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, > so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window, and gave them all > the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. > > Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks! > > |
#3
|
|||
|
|||
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hash: SHA1 On 24 Jul 2005 09:06:41 -0700, "Harry K" > wrote: >I got a letter from Grandma the other day. >She writes: >The other day I went to a local book store >and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. Modern day Pharisees ... they likek to blow their own horn. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: PGP 7.1 iQA/AwUBQuQ48wIk7T39FC4ZEQLNdQCgzVvLzlhehH9N4AVj03SRG7 uKZ5gAnAqh Cd32VzXGuyWsTyCZWyuAIhu2 =rlf3 -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- -- -john wide-open at throttle dot info |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|