Sir: Your cock has been amputated

wrote:
> Sir: Your cock has been amputated.
>
> These were the first words James Houton heard when he came out of his
> coma, 9 days after crashing his car. This could be any one of you
> men, and don't think it can't happen. His cock was sheared off by his
> seat belt.
>
> <snip crap link>

Did they mention to you that your brain was removed after your crash?

On Tue, 28 Jun 2005 wrote:

> Sir: Your cock has been amputated. These were the first words James
> Houton heard when he came out of his coma, 9 days after crashing his
> car. This could be any one of you men, and don't think it can't happen.
> His cock was sheared off by his seat belt.

+--------------------------------------+
\ 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 /
\ \ 1 9 /
\ 0 \ 10 /
\ \ TROLL-O-METER /
\ \ /
\ \ /
\___\______________________/
\ /
\....................../


+----------+
| PLEASE |
| DO NOT |
| FEED THE |
| TROLLS |
+----------+
| |
| |
.\|.||/..

Hmmm... Todaysnews.com must be a direct competitor of National Enquirer
and the Globe.

On 28 Jun 2005 10:36:52 -0700, "John S." > wrote:

>Hmmm... Todaysnews.com must be a direct competitor of National Enquirer
>and the Globe.

Probably doesn't even reach that high...more like the Weekly World
News.