One of These Days I'm Really Gonna Do it I Swear to God...

> Scott en Aztlán:
> The very next morning, at an intersection one block away, the exact
> same scenario, only this time it's an oblivious elderly Asian male
> driving a minivan. As I walked around behind his van, my fist was
> balled up, ready to strike, but once again I resisted

Careful about doing that, Scott. I wouldn't want you to hurt your
hand... ;-)

Seriously, I have been *very* tempted to do an open-handed slap on a few
idiots fenders just to wake them up.

Occaisionally when waling through the local Home Depot, I've been
tempted to buy a ball-peen hammer to carry with me when I go walking to
deal with twits like you described. Call it my Traffic Kop if you
will...