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The fastest and slowest animals on the planet



 
 
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Old March 6th 05, 02:17 AM
Fun Facts
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Default The fastest and slowest animals on the planet

Slowest animal on the planet: A black man crossing the street in front of
a white driver.

Fastest animal on the planet: Two fat women scrambling for the last
doughnut at a NAAFA meeting.



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Old March 6th 05, 04:23 PM
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On 6 Mar 2005 01:17:50 -0000, Fun Facts > wrote:

>Slowest animal on the planet: A black man crossing the street in
>front of a white driver.
>
>Fastest animal on the planet: Two fat women scrambling for the last
>doughnut at a NAAFA meeting.
>
>

Dirtiest animal on the planet. An idiot drooling and rolling around
in his own dung.

That is you, ****wit.

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Old March 6th 05, 10:02 PM
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Fun Facts > wrote in message >...
> Fastest animal on the planet: Two fat women scrambling for the last
> doughnut at a NAAFA meeting.


Yeah, like a NAAFA meeting would have an exhaustible supply of doughnuts..
 




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