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Old January 4th 05, 11:26 PM
Jim Yanik
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"C. E. White" > wrote in
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> Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
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>> Yup - you see a lot of that. People taking up two parking spaces just
>> so their car won't get scratched. That's why i always carry a caltrop
>> on me, to stick under one of their wheels. Take some change out of my
>> pocket and "accidentally" drop a quarter and place the caltrop while
>> picking up the q. HAHAHAHA

>
> You are one sick puppy.
>
> Ed
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Considering how many people slam their car doors into my car,taking 2
spaces (only if way,way out) seems reasonable.
My car is not someone else's doorstop.

Some vehicles contact my car well above the door bumpers.I've got some
really nasty dents from them. That's property damage,and solely due to
their negligence.

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Old January 5th 05, 01:25 AM
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On 1/4/2005 10:42 AM, Aunt Judy (Pride of Diarrhea)
<http://tinyurl.com/2s2nz> wrote:

> Yup - you see a lot of that. People taking up two parking spaces just
> so their car won't get scratched. That's why i always carry a caltrop
> on me, to stick under one of their wheels. Take some change out of my
> pocket and "accidentally" drop a quarter and place the caltrop while
> picking up the q. HAHAHAHA


You have a seriously twisted fantasy life. How long did it take you to
find "caltrop" in that new dictionary of yours?

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Old January 5th 05, 01:25 AM
Garth Almgren
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On 1/4/2005 10:42 AM, Aunt Judy (Pride of Diarrhea)
<http://tinyurl.com/2s2nz> wrote:

> Yup - you see a lot of that. People taking up two parking spaces just
> so their car won't get scratched. That's why i always carry a caltrop
> on me, to stick under one of their wheels. Take some change out of my
> pocket and "accidentally" drop a quarter and place the caltrop while
> picking up the q. HAHAHAHA


You have a seriously twisted fantasy life. How long did it take you to
find "caltrop" in that new dictionary of yours?

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Old January 5th 05, 01:30 AM
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On 1/4/2005 10:03 AM, Scott en Aztlán wrote:

> On 4 Jan 2005 06:12:29 -0800, "N8N" > wrote:
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>>I can kind of justify that... that looks like a crew cab truck, the
>>driver may have thought that it would stick out too far if he parked
>>straight in.

>
> OK, then, how about this?
>
> http://tinyurl.com/56ld4
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>


Uh... Ran out of gas?


Well, it can't be to protect the car; it's an Intrepid, for goodness sake!



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Old January 5th 05, 01:30 AM
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On 1/4/2005 10:03 AM, Scott en Aztlán wrote:

> On 4 Jan 2005 06:12:29 -0800, "N8N" > wrote:
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>>I can kind of justify that... that looks like a crew cab truck, the
>>driver may have thought that it would stick out too far if he parked
>>straight in.

>
> OK, then, how about this?
>
> http://tinyurl.com/56ld4
>
>


Uh... Ran out of gas?


Well, it can't be to protect the car; it's an Intrepid, for goodness sake!



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Old January 5th 05, 02:29 AM
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>Jim Yanik Jan 4, 3:26 pm

>Considering how many people slam their car doors into my car,taking 2
>spaces (only if way,way out) seems reasonable.
>My car is not someone else's doorstop.

WAAAAHHHHH - somebody touched my car - WAAAHHHH

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Old January 5th 05, 02:29 AM
Laura Bush murdered her boy friend
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>Jim Yanik Jan 4, 3:26 pm

>Considering how many people slam their car doors into my car,taking 2
>spaces (only if way,way out) seems reasonable.
>My car is not someone else's doorstop.

WAAAAHHHHH - somebody touched my car - WAAAHHHH

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Old January 5th 05, 06:53 AM
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With a beat up piece of **** like yours, how could you tell?

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Old January 5th 05, 06:53 AM
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With a beat up piece of **** like yours, how could you tell?

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Old January 5th 05, 07:19 AM
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Around 1/4/2005 6:56 PM, Scott en Aztlán wrote:

> On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 19:34:03 GMT,
> (Brent P) wrote:
>
>
>>>Disposable Kodaks are only a few bucks...

>>
>>Why should I pay for the camera and the processing just to document such
>>idiotcy?

>
>
> Because it's entertaining?


Cheap thrills.

A relatively cheap 1 or 2MP camera (like my Olympus D-380) is great for
that kind of stuff.

I think I'm going to start taking pictures of silly stuff I see, or
maybe just crummy driving. There's a lot of the latter here in Seattle,
but most of it is simple LLBing. Example:
http://www.v6stang.com/misc/LeftLaneMagnet.jpg


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