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  #41  
Old December 7th 04, 06:05 AM
Neil Nelson
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In article >,
Lawrence Glickman > wrote:

> >Go one Larry, tell him I'm not making this up.

>
> All of that is true, but irrelevant.


An explanation for your behavior is hardly irrelevant.

> What is relevant, is that I live in hostile ****** country; there is
> hardly a white face to be seen around here, and the nigs hate the
> whites.


It's really too bad that that's all the better you've managed to
do for yourself.

> You must live in the South, where they still say Yessah and Massah !


No Larry, actually I live about 90 miles north of you.

> I live up in the North where they say "Give it up white boy, Give it
> up!" at gunpoint.


I used to live on the south side of Milwaukee, been robbed,
mugged and had our cars broken into more times than I can
remember.
Then I got smart and moved to a better area.

> Funnny, you people, you car breakers,


Other than yourself, I seriously doubt that there are any "car
breakers" subscribed here.

> are REALLY out of touch with
> reality,


The reality is; the world is not going to conform to YOU Larry.
The horse is dead, kick it, **** it or walk away, but for gods
sake, quit beating it!

> so far so, that many people go out of their way to ever make
> your acquaintance ( ergo, forums like this one ).


I'm sorry, what caliber of gun is it that's being put to peoples
heads?

> Keep up the good work. You're giving Autozone and PePboys a bright
> future in spare parts !


Wouldn't know, there isn't an Autozone or Pep Boys within 20
miles of where I live, but as far as I know, it's numbskulls like
you that keep them in business, they -do- cater to the backyard
weekend warrior cheapskate types like you though.
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  #42  
Old December 7th 04, 06:13 AM
Arif Khokar
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Neil Nelson wrote:

> use latex gloves and they survive quite well.


I wonder why more DIYs and mechanics don't bother using latex gloves
while they work.
  #43  
Old December 7th 04, 06:13 AM
Arif Khokar
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Neil Nelson wrote:

> use latex gloves and they survive quite well.


I wonder why more DIYs and mechanics don't bother using latex gloves
while they work.
  #44  
Old December 7th 04, 06:39 AM
Bob
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"Neil Nelson" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> Lawrence Glickman > wrote:
>
>> Actually, yes, I'm afraid it was.
>> You see, the shop *manager* is a pro. Has been in the business at
>> least 40 years. The employee he gave my brake job to, looked like he
>> had *tude,* and proceeded to destroy my brakes. Bent a control arm,
>> ****ed my rotors up beyond recognition, and laughed all the time under
>> his breath.

>
> Maybe he is/was a lurker in misc.survivalism?
>
>> I didn't notice all the damage until I got home.

>
> You probably hit the curb a few times on the way home.
> Hell, if you can't keep yourself under control, why would anyone
> assume that you can keep a vehicle under control.
>
>> Note: I don't have that car anymore.

>
> But you're gonna get as much mileage out of that grudge as you
> can, eh?
>
>> Now, I've seen this happen at car washes and so forth, where darkies
>> are working. They see a white boy, and although I said NO SCENT they
>> proceed to spray it anyhow,

>
> Ya know, someone had mentioned that for some strange reason, you
> didn't smell like **** one day.
> That 'splains it!
>
>> And where do they spray it? Why on the driver's side seat of course,
>> where they know I'm going to sit in it.

>
> ****in' wit chur brain!


Glickman has a brain? Prove it.... I dare you!!!!! lol


  #45  
Old December 7th 04, 06:39 AM
Bob
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"Neil Nelson" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> Lawrence Glickman > wrote:
>
>> Actually, yes, I'm afraid it was.
>> You see, the shop *manager* is a pro. Has been in the business at
>> least 40 years. The employee he gave my brake job to, looked like he
>> had *tude,* and proceeded to destroy my brakes. Bent a control arm,
>> ****ed my rotors up beyond recognition, and laughed all the time under
>> his breath.

>
> Maybe he is/was a lurker in misc.survivalism?
>
>> I didn't notice all the damage until I got home.

>
> You probably hit the curb a few times on the way home.
> Hell, if you can't keep yourself under control, why would anyone
> assume that you can keep a vehicle under control.
>
>> Note: I don't have that car anymore.

>
> But you're gonna get as much mileage out of that grudge as you
> can, eh?
>
>> Now, I've seen this happen at car washes and so forth, where darkies
>> are working. They see a white boy, and although I said NO SCENT they
>> proceed to spray it anyhow,

>
> Ya know, someone had mentioned that for some strange reason, you
> didn't smell like **** one day.
> That 'splains it!
>
>> And where do they spray it? Why on the driver's side seat of course,
>> where they know I'm going to sit in it.

>
> ****in' wit chur brain!


Glickman has a brain? Prove it.... I dare you!!!!! lol


  #46  
Old December 7th 04, 06:48 AM
Neil Nelson
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In article >,
Lawrence Glickman > wrote:

> On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 04:41:59 GMT, Neil Nelson >
> wrote:
>
> >In article >,
> > Lawrence Glickman > wrote:
> >
> >> Actually, yes, I'm afraid it was.
> >> You see, the shop *manager* is a pro. Has been in the business at
> >> least 40 years. The employee he gave my brake job to, looked like he
> >> had *tude,* and proceeded to destroy my brakes. Bent a control arm,
> >> ****ed my rotors up beyond recognition, and laughed all the time under
> >> his breath.

> >
> >Maybe he is/was a lurker in misc.survivalism?

>
> Impossible.
> He was a mouth-breathing knuckle dragger.


That hasn't hampered you.

> >> I didn't notice all the damage until I got home.

> >
> >You probably hit the curb a few times on the way home.
> >Hell, if you can't keep yourself under control, why would anyone
> >assume that you can keep a vehicle under control.

>
> Listen, my patience with you is running SHORT.


Like your memory?

> HE took it for a *test drive.* After destroying my rotors on his
> milling machine,


Who machines rotors in a milling machine?

> he bent the **** out of my struts.


How? Were the wheels bent?

> >> Note: I don't have that car anymore.

> >
> >But you're gonna get as much mileage out of that grudge as you
> >can, eh?

>
> Nope. Learned my lesson. Stay away from ******s. Avoid them like
> the plague they are.


You just got done telling us that you are surrounded by them in
your neighborhood.

> >> Now, I've seen this happen at car washes and so forth, where darkies
> >> are working. They see a white boy, and although I said NO SCENT they
> >> proceed to spray it anyhow,

> >
> >Ya know, someone had mentioned that for some strange reason, you
> >didn't smell like **** one day.
> >That 'splains it!
> >
> >> And where do they spray it? Why on the driver's side seat of course,
> >> where they know I'm going to sit in it.

> >
> >****in' wit chur brain!
> >
> >> I would like, for Christmass, a trailer hitch for my auto, and some
> >> chain. I will explain later.

> >
> >Can you come and pick them up or should I ship them?

>
> One more, and you're toast. Makes no difference to me. Have it your
> way.


Great, I've been wanting to get Toast for burning CDs.

If on the other hand, you're making some sort of threat, take
I-94 north to Milwaukee, merge onto I-43 north towards Green Bay,
continue north appx 20 miles, exit at exit 92, go 1.5 miles to
the west. As soon as I smell a foul odor, I'll flag you down.
  #47  
Old December 7th 04, 06:48 AM
Neil Nelson
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In article >,
Lawrence Glickman > wrote:

> On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 04:41:59 GMT, Neil Nelson >
> wrote:
>
> >In article >,
> > Lawrence Glickman > wrote:
> >
> >> Actually, yes, I'm afraid it was.
> >> You see, the shop *manager* is a pro. Has been in the business at
> >> least 40 years. The employee he gave my brake job to, looked like he
> >> had *tude,* and proceeded to destroy my brakes. Bent a control arm,
> >> ****ed my rotors up beyond recognition, and laughed all the time under
> >> his breath.

> >
> >Maybe he is/was a lurker in misc.survivalism?

>
> Impossible.
> He was a mouth-breathing knuckle dragger.


That hasn't hampered you.

> >> I didn't notice all the damage until I got home.

> >
> >You probably hit the curb a few times on the way home.
> >Hell, if you can't keep yourself under control, why would anyone
> >assume that you can keep a vehicle under control.

>
> Listen, my patience with you is running SHORT.


Like your memory?

> HE took it for a *test drive.* After destroying my rotors on his
> milling machine,


Who machines rotors in a milling machine?

> he bent the **** out of my struts.


How? Were the wheels bent?

> >> Note: I don't have that car anymore.

> >
> >But you're gonna get as much mileage out of that grudge as you
> >can, eh?

>
> Nope. Learned my lesson. Stay away from ******s. Avoid them like
> the plague they are.


You just got done telling us that you are surrounded by them in
your neighborhood.

> >> Now, I've seen this happen at car washes and so forth, where darkies
> >> are working. They see a white boy, and although I said NO SCENT they
> >> proceed to spray it anyhow,

> >
> >Ya know, someone had mentioned that for some strange reason, you
> >didn't smell like **** one day.
> >That 'splains it!
> >
> >> And where do they spray it? Why on the driver's side seat of course,
> >> where they know I'm going to sit in it.

> >
> >****in' wit chur brain!
> >
> >> I would like, for Christmass, a trailer hitch for my auto, and some
> >> chain. I will explain later.

> >
> >Can you come and pick them up or should I ship them?

>
> One more, and you're toast. Makes no difference to me. Have it your
> way.


Great, I've been wanting to get Toast for burning CDs.

If on the other hand, you're making some sort of threat, take
I-94 north to Milwaukee, merge onto I-43 north towards Green Bay,
continue north appx 20 miles, exit at exit 92, go 1.5 miles to
the west. As soon as I smell a foul odor, I'll flag you down.
  #48  
Old December 7th 04, 06:50 AM
Ray
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Lawrence Glickman wrote:
>
>>And a shop manual is pretty much ESSENTIAL for ODB-II diagnostic
>>procedures.

>
>
> Well I have a PIM manual that came with my scanner, and OBDII
> diagnostic CD Roms, BUT, the translations of the codes are built Into
> the 9145, so after entering your car made, model, and year, you get
> the proper interpretation of the code right on the display of the
> 9145. No need for a manual to translate, although I have both the
> manual and the CD Roms.
>
> Lg
>


Uh, ok... but does it cover FIXING anything? My TA shop manual has
flowcharts for EACH OBD-II code. That section alone is like 500 pages.

And I forgot - I have used my laptop with the car - I bought an AutoTap
scantool. I will eventually take one of my old PC's and move it into
the garage...

And yes, I can browse/wander through a paper manual much better than a
computerized one - especially when you're looking for "something" that
doesn't fit nicely into any category. An example - the vacuum lines for
the wife's Beretta's A/C. Found the best description for it with the
wiring diagrams. Weird, but that's where they put it. Now, if the
manual was full-text searchable...

Ray
  #49  
Old December 7th 04, 06:50 AM
Ray
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Lawrence Glickman wrote:
>
>>And a shop manual is pretty much ESSENTIAL for ODB-II diagnostic
>>procedures.

>
>
> Well I have a PIM manual that came with my scanner, and OBDII
> diagnostic CD Roms, BUT, the translations of the codes are built Into
> the 9145, so after entering your car made, model, and year, you get
> the proper interpretation of the code right on the display of the
> 9145. No need for a manual to translate, although I have both the
> manual and the CD Roms.
>
> Lg
>


Uh, ok... but does it cover FIXING anything? My TA shop manual has
flowcharts for EACH OBD-II code. That section alone is like 500 pages.

And I forgot - I have used my laptop with the car - I bought an AutoTap
scantool. I will eventually take one of my old PC's and move it into
the garage...

And yes, I can browse/wander through a paper manual much better than a
computerized one - especially when you're looking for "something" that
doesn't fit nicely into any category. An example - the vacuum lines for
the wife's Beretta's A/C. Found the best description for it with the
wiring diagrams. Weird, but that's where they put it. Now, if the
manual was full-text searchable...

Ray
  #50  
Old December 7th 04, 06:51 AM
Neil Nelson
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In article >,
Arif Khokar > wrote:

> Neil Nelson wrote:
>
> > use latex gloves and they survive quite well.

>
> I wonder why more DIYs and mechanics don't bother using latex gloves
> while they work.


Allergic to latex would be one reason, for others it's that they
make your hands sweat profusely.
 




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