CobraJet's vs GT40Patrick's

In article >, Wound Up
> wrote:

> >> OK. While you went on a word binge I demonstrated the power of a
> >>*single* word. I don't have a kill filter enabled, but "plonk" caused
> >>you enough panic to email me twice and post this.
>
> Once. Panic? Don't flatter yourself.

You have a brain hiccup. First, you have replied to this portion of
the post twice. Second, I have similar but slightly different emails
from you sent at 12:19 and 12:20 pm yesterday. You really need to get
the right dosage dialed in.

>
> And just yell "FIRE" in a movie theater to prove this point.

--
CobraJet
Thunder Snake #1

In article >, Wound Up
> wrote:

> >>>CobraJet wrote:
> > On warm leatherette
> > On warm leatherette
> > Join
> > The car crash set
>
> Dammit, Rick, have you gone Goth Homo on me?
> Stop it, you're embarrassing yourself with these overtures...
> Morrissey wannabe

Those are the lyrics from "Warm Leatherette", released by The Normal
in February of 1979, thus predating our tortured friend Morrisey *and*
the Goth movement. I thought it appropriate for a Sat nite. "Fasten
your seat belts", y'all.

--
CobraJet
Thunder Snake #1

In article > ,
> wrote:

> Diff. is you can take a joke. CJ is a byotch .

Speaking of which, what happened to that boy you had over for
dinner? Didn't get wacked over that date rape thing, did he? Did he
invite you over for Steak and BJ day?

http://www.steakandbjday.com


>
> -Mike
>
> --
> A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> Cold air intake
> FRPP 3.73 gears
> Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> Hi-speed fan switch
> 255/60R-15 rear tires
> Subframe connectors
> Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
>
>
> "Wound Up" > wrote in message
> ...
> > wrote:
> > > Ok you're slamming each other & yourselves... dammit Wound Up talk ****
> a/b
> > > me too.. I'm feeling left out =(.
> >
> > First you prod CJ, and now me? Are you the masochist I think you are?
> >
> > Mikey... careful what you wish for!
> >
> > >
> > > -Mike
> > >
> > > --
> > > A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> > > Cold air intake
> > > FRPP 3.73 gears
> > > Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> > > Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> > > Hi-speed fan switch
> > > 255/60R-15 rear tires
> > > Subframe connectors
> > > Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
> > >
> > >
> > > "Wound Up" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > >
> > >>>>>CobraJet wrote:
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>>In article >, Wound Up
> > > wrote:
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> I understand you, though. You're at a crossroads in your life,
> and
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>***Instructions for reading this post***
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> <plonk>
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>Just tell me what you mean by this, and quit ****ing around.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> OK. While you went on a word binge I demonstrated the power of a
> > >>>>*single* word. I don't have a kill filter enabled, but "plonk" caused
> > >>>>you enough panic to email me twice
> > >>>
> > >>As previously stated, it was a self-slam. What wasn't clear about that?
> > >> Was it "om shanti"? Did you have a bad flashback?
> > >>
> > >>And I emailed you once... "panic" doesn't describe my question.
> > >>I was just confused.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>>and post this.
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>>>>What... I deserve to be plonked outright for another ridiculous joke?
> > >>>>>Are you really that miopic (considering your age, even)?
> > >>>>>Jesus, man, have a sense of humor.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Oh, I have much more than a sense of humor, young man. And it's
> > >>>>spelled "myopic".
> > >>>
> > >>I was speaking rhetorically. And thank you for calling me "young man"!
> > >>
> > >>BTW, I got carded for my bottle of Captain and my two cases of beer
> > >>today. This little chickie thought I was 20, a whole teenager younger
> > >>than she. How flattering!
> > >>She said, "sweet f__ing car", to boot.
> > >>"You betcha, '80s girl."
> > >>
> > >>Hey, never drink and drive! I don't, ever! Never ever. Make the wife
> > >>drive, use the agreement. Anyway, ricer-smoking bursts of 100+ in a 55
> > >>are much easier to explain, if it were to come up.
> > >>
> > >>Oh, a thousand pardons, monsieur, for my spelling goof with "myopic".
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>>>I was making fun of MYSELF, if it weren't already obvious. To you, of
> > >>>>
> > >>>>>all people, it should have been. Just have enough thesack to say
> what
> > >>>>>you mean, for Christ's sake!
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>Well???
> > >>>>
> > >>>> You have to know when to hold up, and when to fold up.
> > >>>
> > >>"I never walk away... and I never run..." Attitude brings scars.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>> In the meantime, here's some word for a Saturday night:
> > >>
> > >>HE BRINGIN' WORD, YO!
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>>Warm leatherette
> > >>>Warm leatherette
> > >>>See the breaking glass
> > >>>In the underpass
> > >>>Warm leatherette
> > >>>Warm leatherette
> > >>>Hear the crashing steel
> > >>>Feel the steering wheel
> > >>>Warm leatherette
> > >>>Warm leatherette
> > >>>Melts on your burning flesh
> > >>>You can see your reflection
> > >>>In the luminescent dash
> > >>>Warm leatherette
> > >>>Warm leatherette
> > >>>A tear of petrol
> > >>>Is in your eye
> > >>>The handbrake
> > >>>Penetrates your thigh
> > >>>Quick
> > >>>Let's make love
> > >>>Before you die
> > >>>On warm leatherette
> > >>>On warm leatherette
> > >>>Join
> > >>>The car crash set
> > >>
> > >>Dammit, Rick, have you gone Goth Homo on me?
> > >>Stop it, you're embarrassing yourself with these overtures...
> > >>Morrissey wannabe
> > >>
> > >>--
> > >>Wound Up
> > >>ThunderSnake #65
> > >>
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> > --
> > Wound Up
> > ThunderSnake #65
> >
>
>

--
CobraJet
Thunder Snake #1

CobraJet wrote:
> In article >, Wound Up
> > wrote:
>
>
>>>> OK. While you went on a word binge I demonstrated the power of a
>>>>*single* word. I don't have a kill filter enabled, but "plonk" caused
>>>>you enough panic to email me twice and post this.
>>>
>>Once. Panic? Don't flatter yourself.
>
>
> You have a brain hiccup. First, you have replied to this portion of
> the post twice. Second, I have similar but slightly different emails
> from you sent at 12:19 and 12:20 pm yesterday. You really need to get
> the right dosage dialed in.

(Hic)

Hmm. Maybe I have 180's double send button malfunction, or something
like it. Gotta look in the DSM...

Hmm. Perhaps I am similarly affilicted as 180, with his double send
button malfunction. Maybe it's even been documented in the DSM!


--
Wound Up
ThunderSnake #65

CobraJet wrote:
> In article >, Wound Up
> > wrote:
>
>
>>>>>CobraJet wrote:
>>>>
>>>On warm leatherette
>>>On warm leatherette
>>>Join
>>>The car crash set
>>
>>Dammit, Rick, have you gone Goth Homo on me?
>>Stop it, you're embarrassing yourself with these overtures...
>>Morrissey wannabe
>
>
> Those are the lyrics from "Warm Leatherette", released by The Normal
> in February of 1979, thus predating our tortured friend Morrisey *and*
> the Goth movement. I thought it appropriate for a Sat nite. "Fasten
> your seat belts", y'all.

It was. Synaptic misfires abound. I missed the entire point to boot!

Deep in the terrible gibberish, I find a clue...
"...my bottle of Captain and my two cases of beer today."

There was a strange Jeep in the driveway, and newly familiar faces
shambling through the house today, apologizing for "the mess on the patio".

--
Wound Up
ThunderSnake #65

CobraJet wrote:
> In article >, Wound Up
> > wrote:
>
>
>>CobraJet wrote:
>>
>>>In article >, Wound Up
> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>>> OK. While you went on a word binge I demonstrated the power of a
>>>>>>*single* word. I don't have a kill filter enabled, but "plonk" caused
>>>>>>you enough panic to email me twice and post this.
>>>>>
>>>>Once. Panic? Don't flatter yourself.
>>>
>>>
>>> You have a brain hiccup. First, you have replied to this portion of
>>>the post twice. Second, I have similar but slightly different emails
>>>from you sent at 12:19 and 12:20 pm yesterday. You really need to get
>>>the right dosage dialed in.
>>
>>(Hic)
>>
>>Hmm. Maybe I have 180's double send button malfunction, or something
>>like it. Gotta look in the DSM...
>
>
>>Hmm. Perhaps I am similarly affilicted as 180, with his double send
>>button malfunction. Maybe it's even been documented in the DSM!
>
>
> What, you own a Talon?

Nope. I'm not an 18-year-old girl.

--
Wound Up
ThunderSnake #65

In article >, Wound Up
> wrote:

> CobraJet wrote:
> > In article >, Wound Up
> > > wrote:
> >
> >
> >>CobraJet wrote:
> >>
> >>>In article >, Wound Up
> > wrote:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>>> OK. While you went on a word binge I demonstrated the power of a
> >>>>>>*single* word. I don't have a kill filter enabled, but "plonk" caused
> >>>>>>you enough panic to email me twice and post this.
> >>>>>
> >>>>Once. Panic? Don't flatter yourself.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> You have a brain hiccup. First, you have replied to this portion of
> >>>the post twice. Second, I have similar but slightly different emails
> >>>from you sent at 12:19 and 12:20 pm yesterday. You really need to get
> >>>the right dosage dialed in.
> >>
> >>(Hic)
> >>
> >>Hmm. Maybe I have 180's double send button malfunction, or something
> >>like it. Gotta look in the DSM...
> >
> >
> >>Hmm. Perhaps I am similarly affilicted as 180, with his double send
> >>button malfunction. Maybe it's even been documented in the DSM!
> >
> >
> > What, you own a Talon?
>
> Nope. I'm not an 18-year-old girl.

Oh, I misunderstood "DSM".

--
CobraJet
Thunder Snake #1

Oh I fugged the hell outta him. It was good.

-Mike

--
A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
Cold air intake
FRPP 3.73 gears
Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
Hi-speed fan switch
255/60R-15 rear tires
Subframe connectors
Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant


"CobraJet" > wrote in message
...
> In article > ,
> > wrote:
>
> > Diff. is you can take a joke. CJ is a byotch .
>
> Speaking of which, what happened to that boy you had over for
> dinner? Didn't get wacked over that date rape thing, did he? Did he
> invite you over for Steak and BJ day?
>
> http://www.steakandbjday.com
>
>
> >
> > -Mike
> >
> > --
> > A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> > Cold air intake
> > FRPP 3.73 gears
> > Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> > Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> > Hi-speed fan switch
> > 255/60R-15 rear tires
> > Subframe connectors
> > Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
> >
> >
> > "Wound Up" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > wrote:
> > > > Ok you're slamming each other & yourselves... dammit Wound Up talk
****
> > a/b
> > > > me too.. I'm feeling left out =(.
> > >
> > > First you prod CJ, and now me? Are you the masochist I think you are?
> > >
> > > Mikey... careful what you wish for!
> > >
> > > >
> > > > -Mike
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> > > > Cold air intake
> > > > FRPP 3.73 gears
> > > > Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> > > > Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> > > > Hi-speed fan switch
> > > > 255/60R-15 rear tires
> > > > Subframe connectors
> > > > Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "Wound Up" > wrote in message
> > > > ...
> > > >
> > > >>>>>CobraJet wrote:
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>>In article >, Wound Up
> > > > wrote:
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>> I understand you, though. You're at a crossroads in your
life,
> > and
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>***Instructions for reading this post***
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>> <plonk>
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>Just tell me what you mean by this, and quit ****ing around.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> OK. While you went on a word binge I demonstrated the power of a
> > > >>>>*single* word. I don't have a kill filter enabled, but "plonk"
caused
> > > >>>>you enough panic to email me twice
> > > >>>
> > > >>As previously stated, it was a self-slam. What wasn't clear about
that?
> > > >> Was it "om shanti"? Did you have a bad flashback?
> > > >>
> > > >>And I emailed you once... "panic" doesn't describe my question.
> > > >>I was just confused.
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>>and post this.
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>>>>What... I deserve to be plonked outright for another ridiculous
joke?
> > > >>>>>Are you really that miopic (considering your age, even)?
> > > >>>>>Jesus, man, have a sense of humor.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> Oh, I have much more than a sense of humor, young man. And it's
> > > >>>>spelled "myopic".
> > > >>>
> > > >>I was speaking rhetorically. And thank you for calling me "young
man"!
> > > >>
> > > >>BTW, I got carded for my bottle of Captain and my two cases of beer
> > > >>today. This little chickie thought I was 20, a whole teenager
younger
> > > >>than she. How flattering!
> > > >>She said, "sweet f__ing car", to boot.
> > > >>"You betcha, '80s girl."
> > > >>
> > > >>Hey, never drink and drive! I don't, ever! Never ever. Make the
wife
> > > >>drive, use the agreement. Anyway, ricer-smoking bursts of 100+ in a
55
> > > >>are much easier to explain, if it were to come up.
> > > >>
> > > >>Oh, a thousand pardons, monsieur, for my spelling goof with
"myopic".
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>>>I was making fun of MYSELF, if it weren't already obvious. To
you, of
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>>all people, it should have been. Just have enough thesack to say
> > what
> > > >>>>>you mean, for Christ's sake!
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>>Well???
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> You have to know when to hold up, and when to fold up.
> > > >>>
> > > >>"I never walk away... and I never run..." Attitude brings scars.
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>> In the meantime, here's some word for a Saturday night:
> > > >>
> > > >>HE BRINGIN' WORD, YO!
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >>>Warm leatherette
> > > >>>Warm leatherette
> > > >>>See the breaking glass
> > > >>>In the underpass
> > > >>>Warm leatherette
> > > >>>Warm leatherette
> > > >>>Hear the crashing steel
> > > >>>Feel the steering wheel
> > > >>>Warm leatherette
> > > >>>Warm leatherette
> > > >>>Melts on your burning flesh
> > > >>>You can see your reflection
> > > >>>In the luminescent dash
> > > >>>Warm leatherette
> > > >>>Warm leatherette
> > > >>>A tear of petrol
> > > >>>Is in your eye
> > > >>>The handbrake
> > > >>>Penetrates your thigh
> > > >>>Quick
> > > >>>Let's make love
> > > >>>Before you die
> > > >>>On warm leatherette
> > > >>>On warm leatherette
> > > >>>Join
> > > >>>The car crash set
> > > >>
> > > >>Dammit, Rick, have you gone Goth Homo on me?
> > > >>Stop it, you're embarrassing yourself with these overtures...
> > > >>Morrissey wannabe
> > > >>
> > > >>--
> > > >>Wound Up
> > > >>ThunderSnake #65
> > > >>
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > >
> > > --
> > > Wound Up
> > > ThunderSnake #65
> > >
> >
> >
>
> --
> CobraJet
> Thunder Snake #1

"CobraJet" > wrote in message
...
> In article > ,
> > wrote:
>
> > This group doesn't encompass the entire world. You speak like you're a
godly
> > automotive technician...
>
> Technician? Is that what I became after changing MAF and 02 sensors?
> Argh. I'll stick to gearhead.
>
> > but you only post to bash other people.
>
> No, I point out bull****, like that which spewed from JD and BJ and
> you claiming it was a female that you had over for Valentine's din-din.

Well, Patrick has done extremely well in pointing out YOUR bull****... that
you have no experience whatsoever Mr. "gearhead".

>
> > Exactly
> > what experience DO you have? *smooch* *smooch* patrick.
>
> You like Patrick's butt, don't you? Familiar territory?

Well duh!!

> >
> > -Mike
> >
> > --
> > A happy kid
>
> --
> CobraJet
> Thunder Snake #1

-Mike

--
A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
Cold air intake
FRPP 3.73 gears
Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
Hi-speed fan switch
255/60R-15 rear tires
Subframe connectors
Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant

In article > ,
> wrote:

> Oh I fugged the hell outta him. It was good.

See, isn't it better to admit you are a fag? I mean, it's not like
anyone didn't already know it, with the way you gush over things like
Kate does and that whole swishy Valentine's thing and the way you
sidestepped somebody's question about your "encounter" with another
Mustang-owning male and that faggy buddy of yours on your web page.
****, it all adds up big time.

What a tremendous relief you must feel. And it's all because of me.
What a humanitarian I am!

>
> -Mike
>
> --
> A gay kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> Cold air intake
> FRPP 3.73 gears
> Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> Hi-speed fan switch
> 255/60R-15 rear tires
> Subframe connectors
> Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
>
>
> "CobraJet" > wrote in message
> ...
> > In article > ,
> > > wrote:
> >
> > > Diff. is you can take a joke. CJ is a byotch .
> >
> > Speaking of which, what happened to that boy you had over for
> > dinner? Didn't get wacked over that date rape thing, did he? Did he
> > invite you over for Steak and BJ day?
> >
> > http://www.steakandbjday.com
> >
> >
> > >
> > > -Mike
> > >
> > > --
> > > A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
> > > Cold air intake
> > > FRPP 3.73 gears
> > > Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
> > > Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
> > > Hi-speed fan switch
> > > 255/60R-15 rear tires
> > > Subframe connectors
> > > Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant
> > >
> > >

--
CobraJet
Thunder Snake #1