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Your politeness is exceeded only by your beauty which is, undoubtedly,
conspicuous by its absence. DAS -- For direct contact replace nospam with schmetterling --- "Daniel J. Stern" > wrote in message n.umich.edu... [...] > > Stop being stupid and I'll stop directing vitriol at you. > > 'Til then, I fart in your general direction. |
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#282
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In article >,
Dori A Schmetterling > wrote: >"Matthew Russotto" > wrote in message ... >[...] > >> >> Against nothing at all? Why? >Being stabbed in the chest? Death? (top-posting fixed) Since I don't keep a spike on my steering wheel, being stabbed in the chest was unlikely in the extreme. Since the seat belt was sufficient to prevent contact with the steering wheel, blunt-force trauma leading to death was also unlikely in the extreme. You're trying to compare non-benefits against minor injuries, and it won't work. |
#283
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In article >,
Dori A Schmetterling > wrote: >"Matthew Russotto" > wrote in message ... >[...] > >> >> Against nothing at all? Why? >Being stabbed in the chest? Death? (top-posting fixed) Since I don't keep a spike on my steering wheel, being stabbed in the chest was unlikely in the extreme. Since the seat belt was sufficient to prevent contact with the steering wheel, blunt-force trauma leading to death was also unlikely in the extreme. You're trying to compare non-benefits against minor injuries, and it won't work. |
#284
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linda > wrote in message >.. .
> anyone else have problems like this? > > linda The answer to highway murders is NOT to put explosives in your car. The answer is to chop off the hands and feet of the speeders and DUIs and RLRs and CPDs. |
#285
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linda > wrote in message >.. .
> anyone else have problems like this? > > linda The answer to highway murders is NOT to put explosives in your car. The answer is to chop off the hands and feet of the speeders and DUIs and RLRs and CPDs. |
#286
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I have been talking to David off the group and i want to take this
opportunity to apologize to him for thinking that he sent me two virus'. he assures me that he did not, and i am the kind that believes him. i apologize to the entire group. i apologize especially to David... David, if you can forgive my thinking you did send me the virus', i would be so grateful. if not, i can completely understand. i would like to start over with you, David and anyone i have offended. i started out with a topic of my interest, not any reasoning except what i realize now is a futile attempt to help, and ended up with all the garbage.. this is not what the newsgroup was intended for.. i will try to find another forum for my interest (research) and leave you kind folks alone... I sincerely apologize over and over again David. and group... linda |
#287
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I have been talking to David off the group and i want to take this
opportunity to apologize to him for thinking that he sent me two virus'. he assures me that he did not, and i am the kind that believes him. i apologize to the entire group. i apologize especially to David... David, if you can forgive my thinking you did send me the virus', i would be so grateful. if not, i can completely understand. i would like to start over with you, David and anyone i have offended. i started out with a topic of my interest, not any reasoning except what i realize now is a futile attempt to help, and ended up with all the garbage.. this is not what the newsgroup was intended for.. i will try to find another forum for my interest (research) and leave you kind folks alone... I sincerely apologize over and over again David. and group... linda |
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Or maybe the other way round.
DAS -- For direct contact replace nospam with schmetterling --- "Dori A Schmetterling" > wrote in message ... > Your politeness is exceeded only by your beauty which is, undoubtedly, > conspicuous by its absence. > > DAS > -- > For direct contact replace nospam with schmetterling > --- > > "Daniel J. Stern" > wrote in message > n.umich.edu... > [...] >> >> Stop being stupid and I'll stop directing vitriol at you. >> >> 'Til then, I fart in your general direction. > > |
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Or maybe the other way round.
DAS -- For direct contact replace nospam with schmetterling --- "Dori A Schmetterling" > wrote in message ... > Your politeness is exceeded only by your beauty which is, undoubtedly, > conspicuous by its absence. > > DAS > -- > For direct contact replace nospam with schmetterling > --- > > "Daniel J. Stern" > wrote in message > n.umich.edu... > [...] >> >> Stop being stupid and I'll stop directing vitriol at you. >> >> 'Til then, I fart in your general direction. > > |
#290
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Daniel J. Stern wrote:
> On Fri, 5 Nov 2004, Bill Putney wrote: > > >>Daniel J. Stern wrote: > > >>>Oh, man. this is too, too funny on so many different levels that I'm >>>not even sure where to begin. It's Us >>>enetKabukiTheatreatitsfinest.Linda has just learnt about airbag >>>propellants and usenet, combines the two and makes her first posts. >>>Daniel responds to Linda with info. Bill uses the old DHMO gag on >>>Linda, who swallows it. Linda's never heard of Daniel before, but >>>picks up on Daniel's mention of headlamps and -- having just learnt >>>about Usenet -- offers her assistance with headlamp research. Daniel >>>politely declines Linda's offer, but Bill sees it as Linda coming on >>>to Daniel. Daniel doesn't see it as a come-on, because Daniel's a >>>member of the Homosexual Menace To Society who, in his committed >>>relationship with his other half of more than four years, works busily >>>on a daily basis to tear up the social fabric in accordance with >>>Bill's politics. Meanwhile, back on Usenet, Linda's amused and a >>>little embarrassed by Bill's perception, and takes great (but, as it >>>turns out, unnecessary) pains to assure Daniel she wasn't coming on to >>>him. Daniel chortles and wonders why everything's always about sex >>>with heterosexuals like Bill. This episode of Usenet Kabuki was >>>brought to you by your Plymouth-DeSoto dealer, the number "3" and the >>>letter "Q". Tune in next week for another exciting episode! > > >>You forgot to mention that on this episode, Daniel comes out on usenet. > > > Naw, that was years ago. You musta been tuned into QVC or somethin'. Well I did miss that (both your coming out and QVC) - though I already knew (about you - not QVC). Bill Putney (To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my adddress with the letter 'x') ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Uncensored-Secure Usenet News==---- http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! >100,000 Newsgroups ---= East/West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =--- |
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