Bicyclists - Best way to punish drivers who endanger you

Have a small squeeze jar of brake fluid attached horizontally to the
handlebars and squirt some BF on the finish as the *******s whiz by you
with 6 inch clearance. They'll never suspect a thing till they get
home nor will the driver behind you see anything.

Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
> Have a small squeeze jar of brake fluid attached horizontally to the
> handlebars and squirt some BF on the finish as the *******s whiz by
you
> with 6 inch clearance. They'll never suspect a thing till they get
> home nor will the driver behind you see anything.

Finally, now I know who to mow down, the ****ing asshole squirting
brake fluid on cars!

"Larry Bud" > wrote in
ups.com:

>
> Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:
>> Have a small squeeze jar of brake fluid attached horizontally to the
>> handlebars and squirt some BF on the finish as the *******s whiz by
> you
>> with 6 inch clearance. They'll never suspect a thing till they get
>> home nor will the driver behind you see anything.
>
> Finally, now I know who to mow down, the ****ing asshole squirting
> brake fluid on cars!
>

It's actually illegal in most states to throw any object or material at an
occupied vehicle. It could cause a collision by distracting the driver.

--
Jim Yanik
jyanik
at
kua.net

Jim Yanik wrote:
>
> It's actually illegal in most states to throw any object or material
at an
> occupied vehicle. It could cause a collision by distracting the
driver.

Fork you, criminal coddler. I've got a right to defend myself. And
besides, the driver won't even know his rear fender got squirted, so
don't cry about distracting the driver.

So you accuse one person of being a criminal coddler, and then in the
same post state that you're going to engage in criminal activity. Your
brilliance is overwhelming; you're almost as smart as the dog crap I
scraped off my shoe earlier today.

--

Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend )'s words of
wisdom (spelling and grammatical errors left intact)

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There's not a shred of evidence that the jerries murdered anything
close to 7 million jooz. Another monstrous lie just like the 9-11
official story.
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Bush is dictator and that means he has to take the blame for
everything.
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Has he killed as many people as Laura Bush?
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You don't know what you're talking about, dood. AIDS is an american
bioweapon developed by americans so that blacks would be esp
susceptible to it.
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She knows it won't matter. Blake is white so the media will insist on a
not guilty verdict.
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YOu stupid lying ****head. All bush has accomplished in AFG is to make
it the world's leading heroin supplier.
And BTW it wasn't a war. It was a massacre against a defenseless nation
that never did anything to us.
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She's just damn lucky the press is owned by the GOP and doesn't crucify
her for vehicular manslaughter like they've done to ted kennedy for 35
years.
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You're crazy. There will be a draft. Bush is gonna stage another 9-11
type event and then say we have no choice but to go to war against
every muslim nation. And democrats will say nothing.
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I'm saying that bush obviously doesn't want to catch OBL. Not now that
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That's why so many legal scholars think republicans should be banned
from juries. Anyone who'd vote for a man who lied us into war is too
dumb to sit on a jury.
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Wouldn't have mattered if hitty had one. He took his orders from the
same organization that roosevelt did and bush does today.


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You can't even lie any good. No where in the country are cops issued
crown victorias.
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i'm sure jeffrey dahmer also objects to big daddy govt telling him he
can't kill people anymore.


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At first i thought the tars had been slashed but no, the tars were fine
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I hate cell phone drivers but at least this gal had the sense to drive
slowly while yakking.
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I know what you mean, dood. I did 5 years in the can myself for beating
the crap out of a half-dozen faggot gun loonies i caught raping a
collie and I couldn't handle the food either. Goddam beets with every
meal. Ended up eating nothing but cans of tuna i bought at the commy.
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The issue is the psychopath doing 60 mph OVER THE LIMIT!!!!!!!!. This
guy is a murderer and i want him locked up anyway they can do it. Three
cheers for the cops.

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Yes, but never deliberately. In fact i got a speeding ticket about 5
years ago for doing 41 in a 25. I just about kicked the cops teeth in
cause i was sure he was lying. No way the SL on this wide open stretch
could be 25, i thought. Turns out the cop was right. No complaints from
me then. I should have known the law.
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And let's see if the SPAMbots take the bait:

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> wrote in message
ups.com...
> So you accuse one person of being a criminal coddler, and then in the
> same post state that you're going to engage in criminal activity. Your
> brilliance is overwhelming; you're almost as smart as the dog crap I
> scraped off my shoe earlier today.
>

You're giving Judy way too much credit based on this idiotic post he made.
I think they should lock up brake fluid squirters for life! Anybody that
lets brake fluid squirters out on the street are criminal coddlers.

"Laura Bush murdered her boy friend" > wrote in message
ups.com...
>
> Jim Yanik wrote:
>>
>> It's actually illegal in most states to throw any object or material
> at an
>> occupied vehicle. It could cause a collision by distracting the
> driver.
>
> Fork you, criminal coddler. I've got a right to defend myself. And
> besides, the driver won't even know his rear fender got squirted, so
> don't cry about distracting the driver.
>

Tell me how squirting brake fluid on someone's car is a defense? By your
own admission, they won't know how it got there...and if they do figure it
out, the next time they see you on you bike, they'll likely mow you down
completely. Behaviors that escalate are never the answer. Behaviors that
diffuse is.

I think almost all, if not all, of the replies think this is a bad
idea. I kinda like it myself. Revenge has a certain elegance. However,
it does mean that the squirter is judge and jury against the driver,
and encouraging that is always questionable. Another however, tho, is
that Larry seems to be admitting that he is a rotten enuff driver that
he's had ppl take revenge before! Interesting.

spoking wrote:
> I think almost all, if not all, of the replies think this is a bad
> idea. I kinda like it myself. Revenge has a certain elegance.
However,
> it does mean that the squirter is judge and jury against the driver,
> and encouraging that is always questionable. Another however, tho, is
> that Larry seems to be admitting that he is a rotten enuff driver
that
> he's had ppl take revenge before! Interesting.

You must be new here... But who says Judy is squirting fluid on MY car?

On 8 Feb 2005 12:29:03 -0800 Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote:

> Have a small squeeze jar of brake fluid attached horizontally to the
> handlebars and squirt some BF on the finish as the *******s whiz by you
> with 6 inch clearance. They'll never suspect a thing till they get
> home nor will the driver behind you see anything.


Personally, I prefer the "goldfinger" approach.
As the car slides by, press a button and a set of spinning knives cuts into
their tire.
Or, release a set of extremely sharp jumping jack style spikes.

Or. Mount a huge pipe across the handlebars defining your territory.
Any idiot who gets to close, gets his windshield broken.