Is it just me...

Jacopo wrote:
> "Chris" > ha scritto nel messaggio
> ups.com...
>
>>When i got my alfa i took sp1 - stereotype pack 1 that is. So now,
>>even though i've got a young family, I like to cruise the King's Road
>>at midnight in an open shirt with one hand out of the window holding an
>>impossibly strong cigarette and the other wedged up my model
>>girlfriend's miniskirt whilst steering with my knees and adjusting my
>>alice band.
>>
>
>
> You forget the stereo with techno music at maximum volume =)
>
> Here in Italy it's the same... no matter which car you have, no matter which
> engine is in it, you'll always have at your back a **** in a Golf (but can
> be a Passat, an Audi or a BMW... exp. the X5 or X3) who wants to overtake
> you... =)
Audi and VW drivers are usually very polite...

Chris wrote:
> When i got my alfa i took sp1 - stereotype pack 1 that is. So now,
> even though i've got a young family, I like to cruise the King's Road
> at midnight in an open shirt with one hand out of the window holding an
> impossibly strong cigarette and the other wedged up my model
> girlfriend's miniskirt whilst steering with my knees and adjusting my
> alice band.
>

An alice band?!?

Are you perhaps familiar with the expression "gaylord"?...

Halmyre

On Sun, 13 Mar 2005 13:59:48 +0000, Graeme Cosgrove
> wrote about stereotypical BMW drivers:

Well just try sitting on the bench and you find there's a statistical
anomaly toward bad driving and BMW owners

I am indeed familiar, that obliquely being my point that the
intersection of outwardly macho behaviour and latent homosexual
headware is firmly with italian footballers.

Oh for goodness sake you Alfa drivers are such a bunch of turds. "Nyah
nyah nyah we don't like BMWs" - what you really mean is: "in comparison
to a BMW my Alfa is a piece of **** that breaks down every 10 minutes."
As for having your hand up your girlfriends skirt...... fist up your
boyfriends rectum more likely.
And oh dear - an Alice band......... for goodness sake you must be some
kind of shirtlifter.

Oh for goodness sake you Alfa drivers are all such turds wit your "nyah
nyah nyah we hate BMWs".... what you really mean is "My Alfa is such a
piece of crap, it breaks down every 5 minutes... I wish I had a BMW".

As for the hand up the girlfriends skirt, fist up your boyfriends
rectum more like.

An Alice band - oh dear - you need help..

Oh for goodness sake you Alfa drivers are all such turds wit your "nyah
nyah nyah we hate BMWs".... what you really mean is "My Alfa is such a
piece of crap, it breaks down every 5 minutes... I wish I had a BMW".

As for the hand up the girlfriends skirt, fist up your boyfriends
rectum more like.

An Alice band - oh dear - you need help..

wrote:

> Oh for goodness sake you Alfa drivers are such a bunch of turds. "Nyah
> nyah nyah we don't like BMWs" - what you really mean is: "in comparison
> to a BMW my Alfa is a piece of **** that breaks down every 10 minutes."
> As for having your hand up your girlfriends skirt...... fist up your
> boyfriends rectum more likely.
> And oh dear - an Alice band......... for goodness sake you must be some
> kind of shirtlifter.

Why are you even reading this group?
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> And oh dear - an Alice band......... for goodness sake you must be some
> kind of shirtlifter.
>

What the ****s an alice band!!!!

Or would it be better I did not know ?

Domestos

Dom wrote:

>
>> And oh dear - an Alice band......... for goodness sake you must be some
>> kind of shirtlifter.
>>
>
> What the ****s an alice band!!!!
>
> Or would it be better I did not know ?

It's a hair band, as worn by Alice in Wonderland

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