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Be Afaid, Brent
Since you have a free-floating fear of being traced by some big-brother-like figure I have several ideas: 1. Immedialtely cancel your cell phone and land line contracts now. That will prevent "them" from finding you and it will also prevent "them" from knowing who you talked to. 2. Cancel all of your credit cards because you never know when "they" might find out what you have been buying and where. 3. Cancel your library card and all magazine subscriptions so "they" don't know what you read. 4. Pay all your debts immediately and never incur a debt again. 5. Close your checking account and insist your employer pay in cash with no deductions for social security. 6. Take a crash course in subsistence farming and how to build a cabin. 7. Move to the Montana or upper Michigan forest. |
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Be Afaid, Brent
John S. wrote:
> Since you have a free-floating fear of being traced by some > big-brother-like figure I have several ideas: > 1. Immedialtely cancel your cell phone and land line contracts now. > That will prevent "them" from finding you and it will also prevent > "them" from knowing who you talked to. > 2. Cancel all of your credit cards because you never know when "they" > might find out what you have been buying and where. > 3. Cancel your library card and all magazine subscriptions so "they" > don't know what you read. > 4. Pay all your debts immediately and never incur a debt again. > 5. Close your checking account and insist your employer pay in cash > with no deductions for social security. > 6. Take a crash course in subsistence farming and how to build a > cabin. > 7. Move to the Montana or upper Michigan forest. > actually sounds like a nice life... wish I had the $$$ to do it. nate -- replace "fly" with "com" to reply. http://home.comcast.net/~njnagel |
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