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One of These Days I'm Really Gonna Do it I Swear to God...
Scott en Aztlán wrote: > Twice in as many days I am waiting patiently at a crosswalk for my > legal turn to cross. Twice in as many days, some oblivious ****head > comes flying up just as my walk signal comes on and stops, fully > blocking the crosswalk. Thursday's incident involved a silver VW Jetta > being driven by a twentysomething male with a Bluetooth headset in his > right ear. I got a really good look at it because his head was craned > 90 degrees to the left as he approached his red light, hoping to see a > gap in the cross traffic large enough to allow him to simply whip > through the red light and around the corner witbhout stopping. No such > luck, so he ended up coming to a stop directly across the crosswalk. > As I walked behind his car, that trunk lid looked SOOOO tempting, but > I resisted the impulse. > > The very next morning, at an intersection one block away, the exact > same scenario, only this time it's an oblivious elderly Asian male > driving a minivan. As I walked around behind his van, my fist was > balled up, ready to strike, but once again I resisted, settling > instead for an exaggerated shrug and a wry smile as I passed the lady > who was crossing the street from the other side. > > Maybe what I need are some bumper stickers with really strong glue > that I can slap onto the backs of these vehicles. The stickers would > say something like "WARNING: I don't stop for red lights!" or "I > flatten pedestrians for breakfast." Something that won't cause any > actual damage, but will be damned annoying to remove - and maybe help > increase their situational awareness. > -- > What the heck, I'll play too. > - Dave Being a pedestrian is pretty much suicide nowadays. The answer, as always, is severe penalties for the reckless drivers who imperil walkers. Used to be a philosophy that the walker always has the right of way and woe to any driver that hits one. That made drivers careful. |
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One of These Days I'm Really Gonna Do it I Swear to God...
Being a pedestrian is pretty much suicide nowadays. The answer, as always, is severe penalties for the reckless drivers who imperil walkers. Used to be a philosophy that the walker always has the right of way and woe to any driver that hits one. That made drivers careful. ************************************************** ****************** while I agree with that somewhat, and do not encourage people to run red lights, a lot of this red light issue would mostly go away if the GODDAMN USELESS government would TIME THE ****ING TRAFFIC LIGHTS. Oh but wait, that might cut down on the revenue flow and we can't have that now, can we? Forget safety, it's all about the money. I get ****ing tired of stopping at traffic light #1, only to drive 2/10 of a mile to get stopped by traffic light #2 only to drive 2/10 of a mile to get stopped by traffic light #3, etc., etc. TIME THE GODDAMN ****ING TO HELL TRAFFIC LIGHTS |
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One of These Days I'm Really Gonna Do it I Swear to God...
SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim wrote: > Being a pedestrian is pretty much suicide nowadays. The answer, as > always, is severe penalties for the reckless drivers who imperil > walkers. Used to be a philosophy that the walker always has the right > of way and woe to any driver that hits one. That made drivers careful. > > ************************************************** ****************** > while I agree with that somewhat, and do not encourage people to run red > lights, a > lot of this red light issue would mostly go away if the GODDAMN USELESS > government would TIME THE ****ING TRAFFIC LIGHTS. Oh but wait, that > might cut down on the revenue flow and we can't have that now, can we? > Forget safety, > it's all about the money. > > I get ****ing tired of stopping at traffic light #1, only to drive 2/10 of a > mile to get stopped by traffic light #2 > only to drive 2/10 of a mile to get stopped by traffic light #3, etc., etc. > > TIME THE GODDAMN ****ING TO HELL TRAFFIC LIGHTS I'd *LOVE* to see you try that in Orlando. |
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One of These Days I'm Really Gonna Do it I Swear to God...
put me in charge of this country, I'd tell the goddamn government morons,
you have exactly 1 ****ing hour to get the damn traffic lights timed or you will be shot and killed, YOUR CHOICE. |
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