MFFY RV Driver

Here in Oregon we call them Land Whales.

"Scott en Aztlán" > wrote in message
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> Westbound on I-8 this afternoon, on the steep grade crossing over the
> Laguna Mountains, in the pouring rain, a long line of vehicles is
> micro-passing a Sloth Semi in the right lane. I'm at the end of the
> conga line; ahead of me is a brown F-150 with an ATV in the bed. In
> the right lane behind the semi is a GIGANTIC recreational vehicle,
> towing an almost equally gigantic trailer. The RV driver decides he
> wants to pass the semi, and flips on his turn signal. To his credit,
> the F-150 driver doesn't slow down and let this pushy monstrosity in,
> but continues to follow the car in front. The RV driver, apparently
> angry at the F-150's lack of "consideration," starts to wag his
> steering wheel, causing the trailer he was towing to swing back and
> forth wildly. Understandably, the F-150 driver backs off to avoid
> being tagged, and the MFFY RV driver cuts into line in front of him.
> Of course, a big ol' honkin' RV isn't much faster than a semi on a 6%
> grade, so it took a while for this asshole to complete his pass and
> return to the right lane. When I finally got past him, I flipped him a
> nice big birdie for being such an arrgant douchebag. I'm sure the
> F-150 driver did, too, because I saw the pickup truck pause briefly
> before zooming off.
>
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> Sloth Kills!
> http://www.geocities.com/slothkills/