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  #21  
Old June 21st 05, 07:10 PM
David
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"High Sierra" > wrote in message
...
> Maybe this was covered in another part of this post, but why do you chose
> to not wear your belt?
>
> Just curious.
>
>

UMM! from I get it is because the government told him he had to! So he does
not do what the government tells him. Like paying taxes etc. He thinks the
construction workers are to work for free and pave roads for free, and
companies to supply gravel and tar for free. And all that! I believe he is
what is called a domestic terrorist ( you know) the militia.

But apparently, from his posts he does not like smoking. Even though the
government doesn't want you to smoke.

He is a complex soul. He never mentioned drinking alcohol and driving
though. That is also against the law, but that is probably ok with him! He
seems like a good ol boy, stopping off at the Circle K and grabbing a few
for the road.

It seems it is ok to obey some laws and not obey others!


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  #22  
Old June 21st 05, 07:42 PM
Dori A Schmetterling
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But it does seem ridiculous, does it not, that in some states/cities not
even the passenger is allowed a drink in the car? And in Ontario you can't
even carry an open bottle in the passenger compartment.

So what's the point of having a party in the back of a stretch-limo if you
can't swig champagne?

OTT (over the top), what?

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"David" > wrote in message
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[...]
> drinking alcohol and driving though. That is also against the law,

[...]


  #23  
Old June 21st 05, 09:17 PM
Father of the Year
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I apologize to the group for not covering all of the potential sins in my
analogies.
That is what they where people, analogies........I don't drink either,
therefore while you all are dealing with a slow death from alcohol,
ciggarettes, obesity etc., AND while doing so make fun of me for not wearing
my seatbelt, I choose to go out fast behind the wheel of my amc gremlin
MUSCLECAR. In the meantime, you are preserving your life with a seatbelt
and killing yourself with all of these other SINS against mankind . When I
die in my Gremlin, it costs you nothing, but when you die after 10 years of
O2 TANKS, Bloodpressure medicine, Radiation therapy, SSDI PAYMENTS etc...it
costs the taxpayers hundreds of thousands of dollars.that is the real
domestic terrorist the person who abuses his body with ciggs, mcdonalds,
promiscuity etc,....so You want to throw rocks at me again....put your
ciggarette down first viagra boy.


My point was that I choose not to wear my seatbelt because:
1. I am in the healthcare industry and I see direct results of accidents,
seat belts and no seat belts. motorcycles with and without helmets,
supersized mcdonalds victims, Marlboro victims, quad victims, it goes on and
on....choose your method of suicide.
#2. I happen to have "living" ejected family members who would otherwise be
dead if they would have worn their seatbelts prior to Ralph Nader's crusade.
#3. My girlfriend can't give me head while I am driving if she is wearing
her seatbelt.
#4. You are right, my little piece of civil disobedience.....I don't want
to! Somehow one of the retards translates that into SOCIALISM? comments
DAVE?


"David" > wrote in message
news:mKYte.11708$iG5.11275@fed1read05...
>
> "High Sierra" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Maybe this was covered in another part of this post, but why do you

chose
> > to not wear your belt?
> >
> > Just curious.
> >
> >

> UMM! from I get it is because the government told him he had to! So he

does
> not do what the government tells him. Like paying taxes etc. He thinks the
> construction workers are to work for free and pave roads for free, and
> companies to supply gravel and tar for free. And all that! I believe he is
> what is called a domestic terrorist ( you know) the militia.
>
> But apparently, from his posts he does not like smoking. Even though the
> government doesn't want you to smoke.
>
> He is a complex soul. He never mentioned drinking alcohol and driving
> though. That is also against the law, but that is probably ok with him! He
> seems like a good ol boy, stopping off at the Circle K and grabbing a few
> for the road.
>
> It seems it is ok to obey some laws and not obey others!
>
>



  #24  
Old June 21st 05, 10:00 PM
Alex Rodriguez
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In article >,
says...
>
>
>Does anybody know how to do this???


Wearing the seatbelt works for me.
-------------
Alex

  #25  
Old June 21st 05, 10:01 PM
Alex Rodriguez
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In article >,
says...

>Maybe he's too fat for the seatbelt?


Then he can get a seatbelt extender.
------------
Alex

  #26  
Old June 21st 05, 11:42 PM
David
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"Father of the Year" > wrote in
message news
>I apologize to the group for not covering all of the potential sins in my
> analogies.
> That is what they where people, analogies........I don't drink either,
> therefore while you all are dealing with a slow death from alcohol,
> ciggarettes, obesity etc., AND while doing so make fun of me for not
> wearing
> my seatbelt, I choose to go out fast behind the wheel of my amc gremlin
> MUSCLECAR. In the meantime, you are preserving your life with a seatbelt
> and killing yourself with all of these other SINS against mankind . When I
> die in my Gremlin, it costs you nothing, but when you die after 10 years
> of
> O2 TANKS, Bloodpressure medicine, Radiation therapy, SSDI PAYMENTS
> etc...it
> costs the taxpayers hundreds of thousands of dollars.that is the real
> domestic terrorist the person who abuses his body with ciggs, mcdonalds,
> promiscuity etc,....so You want to throw rocks at me again....put your
> ciggarette down first viagra boy.
>
>
> My point was that I choose not to wear my seatbelt because:
> 1. I am in the healthcare industry and I see direct results of accidents,
> seat belts and no seat belts. motorcycles with and without helmets,
> supersized mcdonalds victims, Marlboro victims, quad victims, it goes on
> and
> on....choose your method of suicide.
> #2. I happen to have "living" ejected family members who would otherwise
> be
> dead if they would have worn their seatbelts prior to Ralph Nader's
> crusade.
> #3. My girlfriend can't give me head while I am driving if she is wearing
> her seatbelt.
> #4. You are right, my little piece of civil disobedience.....I don't want
> to! Somehow one of the retards translates that into SOCIALISM? comments
> DAVE?


If you are in the healthcare industry, then I demand to know your name so if
my life is in danger and I am to be treted in any manner by you I can
refuse. Why? Anyone with half a brain in the healthcare industry, including
housekeeping and the cooks at the cafeteria know!!! that wearing a seatbelt
is by far better off in an accident then one without! You Sir, are an idiot!
And a liar ( as I cannot believe you are in the healthcare industry, and
make such a stupid statement) You also believe a motorcyclist is better off
without a helmet! Therefore, you are either on the janitorial staff at the
hospital, or you are on the assembly line at the bandaid factory! But by all
means dear sir, keep up with your stupid, unproven reason. You stated your
kids wear their seatbelts. Why? If they are off-spring of yours they are far
better off not wearing one. You lead by example and you are a great example
to your kids.

Keep up the great work.


  #27  
Old June 22nd 05, 03:57 AM
Father of the Year
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First and foremost, you would be lucky to be in my care.
Yes- a motorcyclist is better off without a helmet because some of the ones
that live wished they where dead and some are not able to think that
complexly. I happen to treat a very depressed quadrapalegic with 1 leg,
colostomy, etc. who wishes very much that he "wasn't being treated by me".
I see plenty of motorcyclists that are disabled physically or mentally every
day......roadrash is cool right?? And I need to wear a seat belt.

Answer me this Dave
Do you smoke?
Do you drink alcohol?
Are you overweight?
Do you ride a Quad?
Do you have unprotected sex? (that doesn't mean without a glove)?
Do you drive fast?
Do you step on the gas when the light turns yellow?
If you answer yes to any of the above statements then shut the hell up!!!!
and there are many more risk factors we could discuss that I am sure you are
guilty of. I hope that you lead by example too. The only lie I have told
is about my AMC Gremlin....dont have one. lol but at least they didnt
have a damn dinging seatbelt alarm.


"David" > wrote in message
news:XJ0ue.12823$iG5.10989@fed1read05...
>
> "Father of the Year" > wrote in
> message news
> >I apologize to the group for not covering all of the potential sins in my
> > analogies.
> > That is what they where people, analogies........I don't drink either,
> > therefore while you all are dealing with a slow death from alcohol,
> > ciggarettes, obesity etc., AND while doing so make fun of me for not
> > wearing
> > my seatbelt, I choose to go out fast behind the wheel of my amc gremlin
> > MUSCLECAR. In the meantime, you are preserving your life with a

seatbelt
> > and killing yourself with all of these other SINS against mankind . When

I
> > die in my Gremlin, it costs you nothing, but when you die after 10 years
> > of
> > O2 TANKS, Bloodpressure medicine, Radiation therapy, SSDI PAYMENTS
> > etc...it
> > costs the taxpayers hundreds of thousands of dollars.that is the real
> > domestic terrorist the person who abuses his body with ciggs, mcdonalds,
> > promiscuity etc,....so You want to throw rocks at me again....put your
> > ciggarette down first viagra boy.
> >
> >
> > My point was that I choose not to wear my seatbelt because:
> > 1. I am in the healthcare industry and I see direct results of

accidents,
> > seat belts and no seat belts. motorcycles with and without helmets,
> > supersized mcdonalds victims, Marlboro victims, quad victims, it goes on
> > and
> > on....choose your method of suicide.
> > #2. I happen to have "living" ejected family members who would

otherwise
> > be
> > dead if they would have worn their seatbelts prior to Ralph Nader's
> > crusade.
> > #3. My girlfriend can't give me head while I am driving if she is

wearing
> > her seatbelt.
> > #4. You are right, my little piece of civil disobedience.....I don't

want
> > to! Somehow one of the retards translates that into SOCIALISM?

comments
> > DAVE?

>
> If you are in the healthcare industry, then I demand to know your name so

if
> my life is in danger and I am to be treted in any manner by you I can
> refuse. Why? Anyone with half a brain in the healthcare industry,

including
> housekeeping and the cooks at the cafeteria know!!! that wearing a

seatbelt
> is by far better off in an accident then one without! You Sir, are an

idiot!
> And a liar ( as I cannot believe you are in the healthcare industry, and
> make such a stupid statement) You also believe a motorcyclist is better

off
> without a helmet! Therefore, you are either on the janitorial staff at the
> hospital, or you are on the assembly line at the bandaid factory! But by

all
> means dear sir, keep up with your stupid, unproven reason. You stated your
> kids wear their seatbelts. Why? If they are off-spring of yours they are

far
> better off not wearing one. You lead by example and you are a great

example
> to your kids.
>
> Keep up the great work.
>
>



  #28  
Old June 22nd 05, 11:15 AM
General Schvantzkoph
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On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 08:22:17 -0400, Father of the Year wrote:

> I don't want to wear my seatbelt and I do not want the government to tell me
> to wear a seat belt.
> Do you have helmet laws for motorcycles in your state? No helmets in Pa and
> no seat belts on motorcycles?
> So why if I am in a 4 wheel tank with airbags do I have to do something that
> the govt. does not require of 2 wheeled death machines? And why are you so
> simple as to support them blindly. People die with seat belts on and
> without. If you are going to die, you are going to die. And you can tell
> that to impotent small dicked Ted.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "Daniel J. Stern" > wrote in message
> n.umich.edu...
>> On Fri, 17 Jun 2005, Father of the Year wrote:
>>
>> > Does anybody know how to do this???

>>
>> Very easy way to turn off the seat belt alarm: Fasten your seatbelt.
>>


I've never understood why people think they have a constitutional right to
put their head through a windshield. There are a lot of rights worth
fighting for but the right to splatter your brains out isn't one of them.
  #29  
Old June 22nd 05, 03:30 PM
David
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"Father of the Year" > wrote in
message ...
> First and foremost, you would be lucky to be in my care.
> Yes- a motorcyclist is better off without a helmet because some of the
> ones
> that live wished they where dead and some are not able to think that
> complexly. I happen to treat a very depressed quadrapalegic with 1 leg,
> colostomy, etc. who wishes very much that he "wasn't being treated by me".
> I see plenty of motorcyclists that are disabled physically or mentally
> every
> day......roadrash is cool right?? And I need to wear a seat belt.
>
> Answer me this Dave
> Do you smoke?


NO!
> Do you drink alcohol?


NO!
> Are you overweight?


NO!
> Do you ride a Quad?


NO!
> Do you have unprotected sex? (that doesn't mean without a glove)?


NO! Except with myself!

> Do you drive fast?


NO!
> Do you step on the gas when the light turns yellow?


NO!
> If you answer yes to any of the above statements then shut the hell up!!!!


I guess I won't shut up!
> and there are many more risk factors we could discuss that I am sure you
> are
> guilty of. I hope that you lead by example too. The only lie I have told
> is about my AMC Gremlin....dont have one. lol but at least they didnt
> have a damn dinging seatbelt alarm.



And yet you still refuse to answer any of our questions!

No wonder your wife divorced you and took the kids and ended up with you
paying through the nose!


>
> "David" > wrote in message
> news:XJ0ue.12823$iG5.10989@fed1read05...
>>
>> "Father of the Year" > wrote in
>> message news
>> >I apologize to the group for not covering all of the potential sins in
>> >my
>> > analogies.
>> > That is what they where people, analogies........I don't drink either,
>> > therefore while you all are dealing with a slow death from alcohol,
>> > ciggarettes, obesity etc., AND while doing so make fun of me for not
>> > wearing
>> > my seatbelt, I choose to go out fast behind the wheel of my amc
>> > gremlin
>> > MUSCLECAR. In the meantime, you are preserving your life with a

> seatbelt
>> > and killing yourself with all of these other SINS against mankind .
>> > When

> I
>> > die in my Gremlin, it costs you nothing, but when you die after 10
>> > years
>> > of
>> > O2 TANKS, Bloodpressure medicine, Radiation therapy, SSDI PAYMENTS
>> > etc...it
>> > costs the taxpayers hundreds of thousands of dollars.that is the real
>> > domestic terrorist the person who abuses his body with ciggs,
>> > mcdonalds,
>> > promiscuity etc,....so You want to throw rocks at me again....put your
>> > ciggarette down first viagra boy.
>> >
>> >
>> > My point was that I choose not to wear my seatbelt because:
>> > 1. I am in the healthcare industry and I see direct results of

> accidents,
>> > seat belts and no seat belts. motorcycles with and without helmets,
>> > supersized mcdonalds victims, Marlboro victims, quad victims, it goes
>> > on
>> > and
>> > on....choose your method of suicide.
>> > #2. I happen to have "living" ejected family members who would

> otherwise
>> > be
>> > dead if they would have worn their seatbelts prior to Ralph Nader's
>> > crusade.
>> > #3. My girlfriend can't give me head while I am driving if she is

> wearing
>> > her seatbelt.
>> > #4. You are right, my little piece of civil disobedience.....I don't

> want
>> > to! Somehow one of the retards translates that into SOCIALISM?

> comments
>> > DAVE?

>>
>> If you are in the healthcare industry, then I demand to know your name so

> if
>> my life is in danger and I am to be treted in any manner by you I can
>> refuse. Why? Anyone with half a brain in the healthcare industry,

> including
>> housekeeping and the cooks at the cafeteria know!!! that wearing a

> seatbelt
>> is by far better off in an accident then one without! You Sir, are an

> idiot!
>> And a liar ( as I cannot believe you are in the healthcare industry, and
>> make such a stupid statement) You also believe a motorcyclist is better

> off
>> without a helmet! Therefore, you are either on the janitorial staff at
>> the
>> hospital, or you are on the assembly line at the bandaid factory! But by

> all
>> means dear sir, keep up with your stupid, unproven reason. You stated
>> your
>> kids wear their seatbelts. Why? If they are off-spring of yours they are

> far
>> better off not wearing one. You lead by example and you are a great

> example
>> to your kids.
>>
>> Keep up the great work.
>>
>>

>
>



  #30  
Old June 22nd 05, 09:19 PM
Father of the Year
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And yet you still refuse to answer any of our questions!
What questions???
>
> No wonder your wife divorced you and took the kids and ended up with you
> paying through the nose!

She divorced me because like you, she was a ****. She now has stolen my
children, has a doctor boyfriend,who she ****ed for the last year of my
marriage, half of my lifetime assets and 30+ percent of my income for the
next 10 years
I pay through the nose because ****s like you are oblivious to the
anti-family, anti-FATHER laws out there. She has it all but she is still an
ugly ****......

Have a nice day Dave, and I could only hope I meet your wife one day.

"David" > wrote in message
news:GCeue.20528$iG5.15593@fed1read05...
>
> "Father of the Year" > wrote in
> message ...
> > First and foremost, you would be lucky to be in my care.
> > Yes- a motorcyclist is better off without a helmet because some of the
> > ones
> > that live wished they where dead and some are not able to think that
> > complexly. I happen to treat a very depressed quadrapalegic with 1 leg,
> > colostomy, etc. who wishes very much that he "wasn't being treated by

me".
> > I see plenty of motorcyclists that are disabled physically or mentally
> > every
> > day......roadrash is cool right?? And I need to wear a seat belt.
> >
> > Answer me this Dave
> > Do you smoke?

>
> NO!
> > Do you drink alcohol?

>
> NO!
> > Are you overweight?

>
> NO!
> > Do you ride a Quad?

>
> NO!
> > Do you have unprotected sex? (that doesn't mean without a glove)?

>
> NO! Except with myself!
>
> > Do you drive fast?

>
> NO!
> > Do you step on the gas when the light turns yellow?

>
> NO!
> > If you answer yes to any of the above statements then shut the hell

up!!!!
>
> I guess I won't shut up!
> > and there are many more risk factors we could discuss that I am sure you
> > are
> > guilty of. I hope that you lead by example too. The only lie I have

told
> > is about my AMC Gremlin....dont have one. lol but at least they didnt
> > have a damn dinging seatbelt alarm.

>
>
> And yet you still refuse to answer any of our questions!
>
> No wonder your wife divorced you and took the kids and ended up with you
> paying through the nose!
>
>
> >
> > "David" > wrote in message
> > news:XJ0ue.12823$iG5.10989@fed1read05...
> >>
> >> "Father of the Year" > wrote in
> >> message news > >> >I apologize to the group for not covering all of the potential sins in
> >> >my
> >> > analogies.
> >> > That is what they where people, analogies........I don't drink

either,
> >> > therefore while you all are dealing with a slow death from alcohol,
> >> > ciggarettes, obesity etc., AND while doing so make fun of me for not
> >> > wearing
> >> > my seatbelt, I choose to go out fast behind the wheel of my amc
> >> > gremlin
> >> > MUSCLECAR. In the meantime, you are preserving your life with a

> > seatbelt
> >> > and killing yourself with all of these other SINS against mankind .
> >> > When

> > I
> >> > die in my Gremlin, it costs you nothing, but when you die after 10
> >> > years
> >> > of
> >> > O2 TANKS, Bloodpressure medicine, Radiation therapy, SSDI PAYMENTS
> >> > etc...it
> >> > costs the taxpayers hundreds of thousands of dollars.that is the real
> >> > domestic terrorist the person who abuses his body with ciggs,
> >> > mcdonalds,
> >> > promiscuity etc,....so You want to throw rocks at me again....put

your
> >> > ciggarette down first viagra boy.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > My point was that I choose not to wear my seatbelt because:
> >> > 1. I am in the healthcare industry and I see direct results of

> > accidents,
> >> > seat belts and no seat belts. motorcycles with and without helmets,
> >> > supersized mcdonalds victims, Marlboro victims, quad victims, it goes
> >> > on
> >> > and
> >> > on....choose your method of suicide.
> >> > #2. I happen to have "living" ejected family members who would

> > otherwise
> >> > be
> >> > dead if they would have worn their seatbelts prior to Ralph Nader's
> >> > crusade.
> >> > #3. My girlfriend can't give me head while I am driving if she is

> > wearing
> >> > her seatbelt.
> >> > #4. You are right, my little piece of civil disobedience.....I don't

> > want
> >> > to! Somehow one of the retards translates that into SOCIALISM?

> > comments
> >> > DAVE?
> >>
> >> If you are in the healthcare industry, then I demand to know your name

so
> > if
> >> my life is in danger and I am to be treted in any manner by you I can
> >> refuse. Why? Anyone with half a brain in the healthcare industry,

> > including
> >> housekeeping and the cooks at the cafeteria know!!! that wearing a

> > seatbelt
> >> is by far better off in an accident then one without! You Sir, are an

> > idiot!
> >> And a liar ( as I cannot believe you are in the healthcare industry,

and
> >> make such a stupid statement) You also believe a motorcyclist is better

> > off
> >> without a helmet! Therefore, you are either on the janitorial staff at
> >> the
> >> hospital, or you are on the assembly line at the bandaid factory! But

by
> > all
> >> means dear sir, keep up with your stupid, unproven reason. You stated
> >> your
> >> kids wear their seatbelts. Why? If they are off-spring of yours they

are
> > far
> >> better off not wearing one. You lead by example and you are a great

> > example
> >> to your kids.
> >>
> >> Keep up the great work.
> >>
> >>

> >
> >

>
>



 




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