Sloth Coaster Gets His Come-Uppance

> Why aren't you laying on the horn to wake the clueless idiot up?
> Because that would be "road rage", and you could be ticketed for it. -Dave

It's more because it usually doesn't do anything but waste the horn. To
these idiots, the horn is used when:

You are waiting in front of somebody's house or apartment with the
engine idling, instead of turning off the vehicle and going inside to
see if there is something delaying them.
You see somebody driving faster than you.
You're blocked by someone who wants to drive slower than you, after
you've blocked traffic for the past five minutes.
You're behind someone at a green light that doesn't move on green, after
you've done the delayed start at the past five traffic lights.