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Sloth Coaster Gets His Come-Uppance
While driving my pickup truck to the hardware store yesterday, I got
temporarily stuck behind a Sloth Coaster driving an SUV. The posted speed limit was 55 MPH, but because there was a red light a half mile down the road, this SC was puttering along at about 35 MPH. After a couple cars in the next lane turned off I managed to break free. The ultimate irony ensued when I sailed through the now-green signal at full speed, while the Sloth Coaster got stuck behind some dreamer in a Durango who had been stopped at the red light and failed to begin moving immediately when the light turned green. I heard the Sloth Coaster honk his horn impatiently and slow to a near-complete stop before the Dreamer Durango started to move. Think of it as Road Karma in action. |
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You are totally wacked out to let stuff like that bother you. Bet
you're one of those psychos that beats his kid if the poor little guy strikes out in a litttle league game. |
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On 17 Jul 2005 13:01:54 -0700, "Laura Bush murdered her boy friend"
> was understood to have stated the following: >You are totally wacked out to let stuff like that bother you. Bet >you're one of those psychos that beats his kid if the poor little guy >strikes out in a litttle league game. Can you tell me more about this "Laura Bush" thingy? |
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Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote: > You are totally wacked out to let stuff like that bother you. Bet > you're one of those psychos that beats his kid if the poor little guy > strikes out in a litttle league game. Aren't you one of those psychos who speeds through school zones, completely oblivious until you're pulled over and ticketed? Dave |
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Dave wrote: > Laura Bush murdered her boy friend wrote: > > You are totally wacked out to let stuff like that bother you. Bet > > you're one of those psychos that beats his kid if the poor little guy > > strikes out in a litttle league game. > > Aren't you one of those psychos who speeds through school zones, > completely oblivious until you're pulled over and ticketed? > > Dave No i don't so stop saying things you can't prove. |
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On 17 Jul 2005 19:25:32 -0700, "Laura Bush murdered her boy friend"
> was understood to have stated the following: > >No i don't so stop saying things you can't prove. You can't prove anything you post. |
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On 17 Jul 2005 13:01:54 -0700, "Laura Bush murdered her boy friend"
> wrote: >You are totally wacked out to let stuff like that bother you. Bet >you're one of those psychos that beats his kid if the poor little guy >strikes out in a litttle league game. Heh heh - you should have seen what I did to the little punk when he got caught speeding in a school zone... I almost kicked his teeth in! |
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"Scott en Aztlán" > wrote in message ... > While driving my pickup truck to the hardware store yesterday, I got > temporarily stuck behind a Sloth Coaster driving an SUV. The posted > speed limit was 55 MPH, but because there was a red light a half mile > down the road, this SC was puttering along at about 35 MPH. After a > couple cars in the next lane turned off I managed to break free. The > ultimate irony ensued when I sailed through the now-green signal at > full speed, while the Sloth Coaster got stuck behind some dreamer in a > Durango who had been stopped at the red light and failed to begin > moving immediately when the light turned green. I heard the Sloth > Coaster honk his horn impatiently and slow to a near-complete stop > before the Dreamer Durango started to move. > > Think of it as Road Karma in action. I don't get it. It seems to me the guy in the SUV was doing nothing wrong. If he had driven 55 up to the intersection, he would have had to lock up his brakes to keep from hitting the Durango. If you hadn't decided to switch into LLB mode, the SUV drive could have switched into the left lane and sailed through the intersection at full speed as well. You seem to think you have a right to drive like a total ass because anyone in front of you is a "Sloth" driver. Grow up. Ed |
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On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 12:22:45 GMT, "C. E. White"
> wrote: >> Think of it as Road Karma in action. > >I don't get it. It seems to me the guy in the SUV was doing nothing wrong. He was needlessly blocking traffic by driving at half the posted speed limit in the left lane. You see nothing wrong with that? Oh, wait - I forgot who I was talking to. >If he had driven 55 up to the intersection, he would have had to lock up his >brakes to keep from hitting the Durango. No, he could have changed lanes just as I did. >If you hadn't decided to switch >into LLB mode, the SUV drive could have switched into the left lane and >sailed through the intersection at full speed as well. The Sloth Coaster was in the left lane the entire time, as was the Dreamer's Durango. And, since I was moving twice as fast as he was (once I escaped his rolling roadblock), he could have changed lanes behind me. For whatever reason he was too witless to do so. >You seem to think >you have a right to drive like a total ass because anyone in front of you is >a "Sloth" driver. Grow up. Driving at the posted speed limit is driving "like a total ass?" I think you're starting to lose it, Ed... |
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"Scott en Aztlán" > wrote in message ... > On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 12:22:45 GMT, "C. E. White" > > wrote: > >>> Think of it as Road Karma in action. >> >>I don't get it. It seems to me the guy in the SUV was doing nothing wrong. > > He was needlessly blocking traffic by driving at half the posted speed > limit in the left lane. You see nothing wrong with that? Oh, wait - I > forgot who I was talking to. > >>If he had driven 55 up to the intersection, he would have had to lock up >>his >>brakes to keep from hitting the Durango. > > No, he could have changed lanes just as I did. > >>If you hadn't decided to switch >>into LLB mode, the SUV drive could have switched into the left lane and >>sailed through the intersection at full speed as well. > > The Sloth Coaster was in the left lane the entire time, as was the > Dreamer's Durango. And, since I was moving twice as fast as he was > (once I escaped his rolling roadblock), he could have changed lanes > behind me. For whatever reason he was too witless to do so. > >>You seem to think >>you have a right to drive like a total ass because anyone in front of you >>is >>a "Sloth" driver. Grow up. > > Driving at the posted speed limit is driving "like a total ass?" > > I think you're starting to lose it, Ed... Well you are including additional information not in your original post. I thought you were totally against passing on the right? And slowing down to catch the light while you are still rolling can increase the average speed of traffic (hitting the intersection at 30 mph is faster than stopping and accelerating from 0). Roaring up to a red light and screeching to a halt wastes gas and time. I'll admit there are cases where people slow down way to much and way to soon. However, it seems to me that your characterization of the SUV driver in your little story is just another case of you trying to demonize someone driving in a safe and reasonable manner (well except for possibly being an LLB - sounds like it was a busy surface street). At worst, he did nothing to interfere with you. In fact it seems to me like you should have titled your little story, "How I cut off another diver and passed him on the right." Every time I see one of your "sloth driver" tales, all I see is a bad driver trying to justify his rude and possibly dangerous behavior by claiming the other guy is a "sloth." I guess we are lucky we are a continent apart. I can only imagine how you would have written he story if the SUV driver had switched to right lane in front of you......maybe you would have said - "Killer Sloth SUV Driver slows me down by 1 sec at a light...." Ed |
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