I'm Not the Only One Who Hates Driving in Tucson

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> >>>>>>>I've taught him everything I know, and he
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> >>>>>There's no getting ahead of you, is there?
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> >>>Why is your pantleg wet?
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> >>...musta rode through the puddle you left....
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> > on yer harley, no doubt....
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> Nah, my dirt bike, you wouldn't mess on the pavement would ya?

I take back half the bad things I said about you. Dirt bikers stick
together....

On Wed, 16 Feb 2005 15:50:45 GMT, "Larry J."
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>Waiving the right to remain silent, the guvner
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>> Perhaps this is why Canada has never bothered swallowing up smaller
>> America?
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>And they would back up that action with what - a fleet of canoes
>loaded with Molson and seven Mounties on horseback..?

They're not skint like you trailer dwellers are.

On Wed, 16 Feb 2005 15:52:57 GMT, "Larry J."
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>>>>>> >Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun.
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>>>>>> And only mad Americans choose to live under it...
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>>>>>Laurence of Araby was an American?
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>>>> A famous engle I believe.
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>>>Insert famous Engle fag lame <here>
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>> Because Lawrence is a bit of a gay name?
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>Because you intrepid Engle colonialists all have a penchant for
>little brown boys.

You mistake them for American priests?

Waiving the right to remain silent, the guvner
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> On Wed, 16 Feb 2005 15:52:57 GMT, "Larry J."
> > wrote:
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>>>>>>> >Only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And only mad Americans choose to live under it...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Laurence of Araby was an American?
>>>>>
>>>>> A famous engle I believe.
>>>>
>>>>Insert famous Engle fag lame <here>
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>>> Because Lawrence is a bit of a gay name?
>>
>>Because you intrepid Engle colonialists all have a penchant for
>>little brown boys.
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> You mistake them for American priests?

At least we punish ours. Yours get promoted, and put in charge of public
schools.

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Larry J. - Remove spamtrap in ALLCAPS to e-mail

"If you take out the killings, Washington actually
has a very low crime rate."
- Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.

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>>>>>>>>>I've taught him everything I know, and he
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>>>>>>>>Um...that's telling...
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>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>There's no getting ahead of you, is there?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Dunno, you got the pedal to the metal?
>>>>>>
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>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You're quick, you are....
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Kung Fu quick.
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>>>>>
>>>>>Why is your pantleg wet?
>>>>
>>>>...musta rode through the puddle you left....
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>>>on yer harley, no doubt....
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>>Nah, my dirt bike, you wouldn't mess on the pavement would ya?
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> I take back half the bad things I said about you. Dirt bikers stick
> together....

Heh, makes the aches and pains safer...