MFFY Du Jour

On Tue, 07 Dec 2004 16:07:58 -0800, Scott en Aztlán
>

>I'm doing a few errands in my pickup truck today. I'm driving in the
>#1 lane, minding my own business, when a yuppie asswipe driving a 3
>series in the #3 lane suddenly decides he need to make a left turn at
>the next intersection. He flips on his signal and proceeds to cut off
>a car in the #2 lane. He continues cutting over, clearly expecting me
>to slam on my brakes and let him cut in front of me. His left front
>wheel was about 6" into my lane when he realized he was mistaken. He
>quickly jerked back into the #2 lane, slowed WAAAAY down (like he
>should have done in the first ****ing place) and merged in behind me,
>then cut over into the left turn pocket.
>
>Just call me "The Disabler," layin' the smack down on the MFFY scum.
>YEEEEAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!!

May I suggest MFFYDJ for future subject lines?

I'm just putting myself on record as the first to acronymize it.

Did you have to honk?
--
There's no way to delay that trouble comin' everyday

Scott en Aztlán > wrote in
:

> I'm doing a few errands in my pickup truck today. I'm driving in the
> #1 lane, minding my own business, when a yuppie asswipe driving a 3
> series in the #3 lane suddenly decides he need to make a left turn at
> the next intersection. He flips on his signal and proceeds to cut off
> a car in the #2 lane. He continues cutting over, clearly expecting me
> to slam on my brakes and let him cut in front of me. His left front
> wheel was about 6" into my lane when he realized he was mistaken. He
> quickly jerked back into the #2 lane, slowed WAAAAY down (like he
> should have done in the first ****ing place) and merged in behind me,
> then cut over into the left turn pocket.

The guy was just another "last minute loony".(loser?)
(copyright)"LML" C.2004

>
> Just call me "The Disabler," layin' the smack down on the MFFY scum.
> YEEEEAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!!
>

A real "smack-down" would have been slowing once he swerves back to #2
lane,so that he misses the turn lane. B-)

--
Jim Yanik
jyanik-at-kua.net

Scott en Aztlán > wrote in
:

> I'm doing a few errands in my pickup truck today. I'm driving in the
> #1 lane, minding my own business, when a yuppie asswipe driving a 3
> series in the #3 lane suddenly decides he need to make a left turn at
> the next intersection. He flips on his signal and proceeds to cut off
> a car in the #2 lane. He continues cutting over, clearly expecting me
> to slam on my brakes and let him cut in front of me. His left front
> wheel was about 6" into my lane when he realized he was mistaken. He
> quickly jerked back into the #2 lane, slowed WAAAAY down (like he
> should have done in the first ****ing place) and merged in behind me,
> then cut over into the left turn pocket.

The guy was just another "last minute loony".(loser?)
(copyright)"LML" C.2004

>
> Just call me "The Disabler," layin' the smack down on the MFFY scum.
> YEEEEAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!!
>

A real "smack-down" would have been slowing once he swerves back to #2
lane,so that he misses the turn lane. B-)

--
Jim Yanik
jyanik-at-kua.net

"Scott en Aztlán" > wrote in message
...
> I'm doing a few errands in my pickup truck today. I'm driving in the
> #1 lane, minding my own business, when a yuppie asswipe driving a 3
> series in the #3 lane suddenly decides he need to make a left turn at
> the next intersection. He flips on his signal and proceeds to cut off
> a car in the #2 lane. He continues cutting over, clearly expecting me
> to slam on my brakes and let him cut in front of me. His left front
> wheel was about 6" into my lane when he realized he was mistaken. He
> quickly jerked back into the #2 lane, slowed WAAAAY down (like he
> should have done in the first ****ing place) and merged in behind me,
> then cut over into the left turn pocket.
>
> Just call me "The Disabler," layin' the smack down on the MFFY scum.
> YEEEEAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!!
>
> --
> Sloth Kills!
> http://www.geocities.com/slothkills/

OK, are you saying that you were illegally driving in the left lane? Just
asking. -Dave

"Scott en Aztlán" > wrote in message
...
> I'm doing a few errands in my pickup truck today. I'm driving in the
> #1 lane, minding my own business, when a yuppie asswipe driving a 3
> series in the #3 lane suddenly decides he need to make a left turn at
> the next intersection. He flips on his signal and proceeds to cut off
> a car in the #2 lane. He continues cutting over, clearly expecting me
> to slam on my brakes and let him cut in front of me. His left front
> wheel was about 6" into my lane when he realized he was mistaken. He
> quickly jerked back into the #2 lane, slowed WAAAAY down (like he
> should have done in the first ****ing place) and merged in behind me,
> then cut over into the left turn pocket.
>
> Just call me "The Disabler," layin' the smack down on the MFFY scum.
> YEEEEAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!!
>
> --
> Sloth Kills!
> http://www.geocities.com/slothkills/

OK, are you saying that you were illegally driving in the left lane? Just
asking. -Dave

In article >, Scott en Aztlán wrote:
> I'm doing a few errands in my pickup truck today. I'm driving in the
> #1 lane, minding my own business, when a yuppie asswipe driving a 3
> series in the #3 lane suddenly decides he need to make a left turn at
> the next intersection. He flips on his signal and proceeds to cut off
> a car in the #2 lane. He continues cutting over, clearly expecting me
> to slam on my brakes and let him cut in front of me. His left front
> wheel was about 6" into my lane when he realized he was mistaken. He
> quickly jerked back into the #2 lane, slowed WAAAAY down (like he
> should have done in the first ****ing place) and merged in behind me,
> then cut over into the left turn pocket.
>
> Just call me "The Disabler," layin' the smack down on the MFFY scum.
> YEEEEAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!!

Tonight's events... I am coming up to a red light in the right lane.
there is a car stopped in the left waiting at the stop line. Another
driver comes up on the left, and is going to attempt to pass me and slam
on the brakes. I accelerate. At the next light, with both lanes open, he
passes me, cuts me off and slams on the brakes so hard he nearly slides
into the intersection. MFFY.

In article >, Scott en Aztlán wrote:
> I'm doing a few errands in my pickup truck today. I'm driving in the
> #1 lane, minding my own business, when a yuppie asswipe driving a 3
> series in the #3 lane suddenly decides he need to make a left turn at
> the next intersection. He flips on his signal and proceeds to cut off
> a car in the #2 lane. He continues cutting over, clearly expecting me
> to slam on my brakes and let him cut in front of me. His left front
> wheel was about 6" into my lane when he realized he was mistaken. He
> quickly jerked back into the #2 lane, slowed WAAAAY down (like he
> should have done in the first ****ing place) and merged in behind me,
> then cut over into the left turn pocket.
>
> Just call me "The Disabler," layin' the smack down on the MFFY scum.
> YEEEEAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!!

Tonight's events... I am coming up to a red light in the right lane.
there is a car stopped in the left waiting at the stop line. Another
driver comes up on the left, and is going to attempt to pass me and slam
on the brakes. I accelerate. At the next light, with both lanes open, he
passes me, cuts me off and slams on the brakes so hard he nearly slides
into the intersection. MFFY.

Brent P wrote:
> Tonight's events... I am coming up to a red light in the right lane.
> there is a car stopped in the left waiting at the stop line. Another
> driver comes up on the left, and is going to attempt to pass me and
slam
> on the brakes. I accelerate. At the next light, with both lanes open,
he
> passes me, cuts me off and slams on the brakes so hard he nearly
slides
> into the intersection. MFFY.

How come you let him pass you?

Brent P wrote:
> Tonight's events... I am coming up to a red light in the right lane.
> there is a car stopped in the left waiting at the stop line. Another
> driver comes up on the left, and is going to attempt to pass me and
slam
> on the brakes. I accelerate. At the next light, with both lanes open,
he
> passes me, cuts me off and slams on the brakes so hard he nearly
slides
> into the intersection. MFFY.

How come you let him pass you?

In article . com>, wrote:
>
> Brent P wrote:
>> Tonight's events... I am coming up to a red light in the right lane.
>> there is a car stopped in the left waiting at the stop line. Another
>> driver comes up on the left, and is going to attempt to pass me and
> slam
>> on the brakes. I accelerate. At the next light, with both lanes open,
> he
>> passes me, cuts me off and slams on the brakes so hard he nearly
> slides
>> into the intersection. MFFY.
>
> How come you let him pass you?

Because I was approaching a red light, I would have had to go well
over the speed limit, and I mean like 70 in 35 to stop it.