Funny Road Rage Incident

"Scott en Aztlán" wrote:
>
> Walking back from lunch today I saw a white sedan in the dedicated
> left turn lane pull a common bonehead maneuver: once he was solidly
> embedded in the left turn lane, with several vehicles behind him, he
> suddenly realized he needed to turn RIGHT instead of left. So this
> MFFY **** comes to a complete stop, waiting for the heavy traffic in
> the through lanes to let him in. Meanwhile, he is blocking the left
> turn lane, forcing the vehicles behind hi to miss the green arrow.
> Apparently the white pickup truck behind this prick had a PA system
> installed, because I heard an amplified voice suddenly start to call
> out "C'mon! Move it!!" HILARIOUS!!
>
> So what does Mr. MFFY do? He gets out of his car and walks back to
> "chat" with the guy in the pickup truck! Now I gotta tell ya, that
> takes a LOT of gall! To get all uppity when someone calls you out on
> the carpet for your own brain damaged move is an order of magnitude
> beyond MFFY...
>
> I waiting a few moments for the brawl to begin, but after a few
> moments the MFFY got back into his car and pulled forward to the stop
> line.

The MFFY did exactly the right thing -- trained the guy with the bullhorn not
to use it. That's why I don't honk at old farts stopped in front of me --
instead of hurrying up to get out of the way they just panic and jam on the
brakes.

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Cheers,
Bev
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"We need to cut more slack for the stupid; after all, somebody has
to populate the lower part of the bell curve." -- Dennis (evil)