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The PCH: Serpentine Devourer Of Celebrity Drunkards
off the wagon wrote:
> http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/top...rds-191699.php > > Bored and exhausted from days of repeatedly violating every orifice of > the Mel Gibson story with its throbbing member of round-the-clock > coverage, the news media now pauses for a moment on a well-traveled > stretch of road in Malibu, contemplates a particularly inviting crack > in its asphalt surface, hurls itself upon the ground, and begins anew > its vigorous pounding of this Gibson-related opening. Enjoy this > excerpt of the AP's brief profile of the Pacific Coast Highway, the > serpentine street that has devoured whole some of Hollywood's most > accomplished celebrity substance abusers: > > "Mel Gibson is only the latest celebrity to find trouble on an > infamous stretch of the scenic Pacific Coast Highway. A wild-eyed Nick > Nolte was immortalized in a 2002 mug shot taken after he was caught > weaving along the road under the influence of the drug GHB. > Robert Downey Jr. was taken into custody in 1996 after authorities > stopped him for speeding on the winding, beach-side highway and found > cocaine, heroin and a pistol in his car. > > With a huge number of celebrity homes nearby and murderously twisty > terrain, the PCH, as it's known, has ensnared more than its share of > superstars. > > Filled with blind spots and hairpin curves wrapped around some of the > most beautifully distracting scenery in the country, the PCH has been > called an accident waiting to happen. > > "At best, stone cold sober, and not fatigued and at 2:30 a.m., it is a > difficult road to drive," said Arnold G. York, publisher of the local > newspaper, The Malibu Times. "No traffic engineer in his right mind > would have designed it this way." > > In the time it took us to cut and paste the blockquote in this post, > news arrived that Gibson's finally been charged with that DUI. We now > happily return you to his regularly scheduled humping. I blame Eli "Weevil" Navarro. -Vin |
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