A Fishkeeping forum. FishKeepingBanter.com

If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.

Go Back   Home » FishKeepingBanter.com forum » rec.aquaria.freshwater » Plants
Site Map Home Authors List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Web Partners

Noahs Ark Found at last!!!



 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old May 6th 07, 07:18 PM posted to alt.religion.jehovahs-witn,alt.talk.creationism,alt.atheism,rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc,rec.aquaria.freshwater.plants
Pondmeister
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 171
Default Noahs Ark Found at last!!!

Let me guess. it was floating in Ron Schomperts pond or was it in
Jan Jordans pond......... praise jesus, yes praise jesus and pass
mashed ptatoes please........praise Jesus let us be thankfull we have
such fine preachers like Ron Schompert even if he is a hipocrite.

On Sun, 6 May 2007 13:07:56 -0400, "TimK" wrote:


"Giskard" wrote in message
news:Ogk%[email protected]
http://sites.rapidus.net/prelude/arche/arche1.html

Ah the joys of organized superstition...




-------
I forgot more about ponds and koi than I'll ever know!
  #2  
Old May 6th 07, 07:59 PM posted to alt.religion.jehovahs-witn,alt.talk.creationism,alt.atheism,rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc,rec.aquaria.freshwater.plants
jim
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2
Default Noahs Ark Found at last!!!

Op Sun, 06 May 2007 13:18:57 -0500, schreef Pondmeister:

Let me guess. it was floating in Ron Schomperts pond or was it in Jan
Jordans pond......... praise jesus, yes praise jesus and pass mashed
ptatoes please........praise Jesus let us be thankfull we have such fine
preachers like Ron Schompert even if he is a hipocrite.


It is floating in the habor of Schagen, the Netherlands.

http://www.arkvannoach.com/themakingof.htm

--
73 Jim .--. . .---- .-. . .- PE1REA
Email, put amsat dot org behind the call
Mail from: yahoo, hotmail, aol and msn goes unread /dev/null
This post is NOT scanned by any Anti Virus software ;-D
  #3  
Old May 6th 07, 08:08 PM posted to alt.religion.jehovahs-witn,alt.talk.creationism,alt.atheism,rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc,rec.aquaria.freshwater.plants
Vreejack
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 20
Default Noahs Ark Found at last!!!

On May 6, 2:59 pm, jim wrote:
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 13:18:57 -0500, schreef Pondmeister:

Let me guess. it was floating in Ron Schomperts pond or was it in Jan
Jordans pond......... praise jesus, yes praise jesus and pass mashed
ptatoes please........praise Jesus let us be thankfull we have such fine
preachers like Ron Schompert even if he is a hipocrite.


It is floating in the habor of Schagen, the Netherlands.


Ya. not quite. It's 1/5 scale and has a steel frame. It's really
just an enormous aquarium ornament.

  #4  
Old May 7th 07, 03:03 PM posted to alt.religion.jehovahs-witn,alt.talk.creationism,alt.atheism,rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc,rec.aquaria.freshwater.plants
jim
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2
Default Noahs Ark Found at last!!!

Op Sun, 06 May 2007 12:08:53 -0700, schreef Vreejack:
On May 6, 2:59 pm, jim wrote:
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 13:18:57 -0500, schreef Pondmeister:


Let me guess. it was floating in Ron Schomperts pond or was it in
Jan Jordans pond......... praise jesus, yes praise jesus and pass
mashed ptatoes please........praise Jesus let us be thankfull we have
such fine preachers like Ron Schompert even if he is a hipocrite.


It is floating in the habor of Schagen, the Netherlands.


Ya. not quite. It's 1/5 scale and has a steel frame. It's really just
an enormous aquarium ornament.


The owner has plans to build a real 1 to 1 scale ark.
But, without the steel it cannot float. :-)
How dit Noah that?

--
73 Jim .--. . .---- .-. . .- PE1REA
Email, put amsat dot org behind the call
Mail from: yahoo, hotmail, aol and msn goes unread /dev/null
This post is NOT scanned by any Anti Virus software ;-D
  #5  
Old May 7th 07, 10:57 PM posted to alt.religion.jehovahs-witn,alt.talk.creationism,alt.atheism,rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc,rec.aquaria.freshwater.plants
Michael Gray
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1
Default Noahs Ark Found at last!!!

On Mon, 07 May 2007 16:03:01 +0200, jim wrote:
- Refer: . net
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 12:08:53 -0700, schreef Vreejack:
On May 6, 2:59 pm, jim wrote:
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 13:18:57 -0500, schreef Pondmeister:


Let me guess. it was floating in Ron Schomperts pond or was it in
Jan Jordans pond......... praise jesus, yes praise jesus and pass
mashed ptatoes please........praise Jesus let us be thankfull we have
such fine preachers like Ron Schompert even if he is a hipocrite.


It is floating in the habor of Schagen, the Netherlands.


Ya. not quite. It's 1/5 scale and has a steel frame. It's really just
an enormous aquarium ornament.


The owner has plans to build a real 1 to 1 scale ark.
But, without the steel it cannot float. :-)
How dit Noah that?


It just goes to show that steel is not as strong as bull****!

--
  #6  
Old May 8th 07, 12:22 AM posted to alt.religion.jehovahs-witn,alt.talk.creationism,alt.atheism,rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc,rec.aquaria.freshwater.plants
Jason[_2_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2
Default Noahs Ark Found at last!!!

In article , Michael Gray
wrote:

On Mon, 07 May 2007 16:03:01 +0200, jim wrote:
- Refer: . net
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 12:08:53 -0700, schreef Vreejack:
On May 6, 2:59 pm, jim wrote:
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 13:18:57 -0500, schreef Pondmeister:


Let me guess. it was floating in Ron Schomperts pond or was it in
Jan Jordans pond......... praise jesus, yes praise jesus and pass
mashed ptatoes please........praise Jesus let us be thankfull we have
such fine preachers like Ron Schompert even if he is a hipocrite.


It is floating in the habor of Schagen, the Netherlands.


Ya. not quite. It's 1/5 scale and has a steel frame. It's really just
an enormous aquarium ornament.


The owner has plans to build a real 1 to 1 scale ark.
But, without the steel it cannot float. :-)
How dit Noah that?




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wood Ships can float if they are designed to float. The most famous wood
ship was called the Mayflower. That famous ship carried the Pilgrims to
America in 1620. Noah's Ark was also made out of wood.
Jason
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


  #7  
Old May 8th 07, 03:08 AM posted to alt.religion.jehovahs-witn,alt.talk.creationism,alt.atheism,rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc,rec.aquaria.freshwater.plants
Doc Smartass
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2
Default Noahs Ark Found at last!!!

(Jason) wrote in
:

In article , Michael Gray
wrote:

On Mon, 07 May 2007 16:03:01 +0200, jim wrote:
- Refer: . net
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 12:08:53 -0700, schreef Vreejack:
On May 6, 2:59 pm, jim wrote:
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 13:18:57 -0500, schreef Pondmeister:

Let me guess. it was floating in Ron Schomperts pond or was
it in Jan Jordans pond......... praise jesus, yes praise jesus
and pass mashed ptatoes please........praise Jesus let us be
thankfull we have such fine preachers like Ron Schompert even
if he is a hipocrite.

It is floating in the habor of Schagen, the Netherlands.

Ya. not quite. It's 1/5 scale and has a steel frame. It's
really just an enormous aquarium ornament.

The owner has plans to build a real 1 to 1 scale ark.
But, without the steel it cannot float. :-)
How dit Noah that?




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wood Ships can float if they are designed to float. The most famous
wood ship was called the Mayflower. That famous ship carried the
Pilgrims to America in 1620. Noah's Ark was also made out of wood.


You really ought to put a disclaimer on your posts. I rolled my eyes so
hard one of them popped out.

--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939

Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity
Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today!
  #8  
Old May 9th 07, 05:38 PM posted to alt.religion.jehovahs-witn,alt.talk.creationism,alt.atheism,rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc,rec.aquaria.freshwater.plants
Vreejack
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 20
Default Noahs Ark Found at last!!!

On May 7, 7:22 pm, (Jason) wrote:
In article , Michael Gray



wrote:
On Mon, 07 May 2007 16:03:01 +0200, jim wrote:
- Refer: . net
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 12:08:53 -0700, schreef Vreejack:
On May 6, 2:59 pm, jim wrote:
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 13:18:57 -0500, schreef Pondmeister:


Let me guess. it was floating in Ron Schomperts pond or was it in
Jan Jordans pond......... praise jesus, yes praise jesus and pass
mashed ptatoes please........praise Jesus let us be thankfull we have
such fine preachers like Ron Schompert even if he is a hipocrite.


It is floating in the habor of Schagen, the Netherlands.


Ya. not quite. It's 1/5 scale and has a steel frame. It's really just
an enormous aquarium ornament.


The owner has plans to build a real 1 to 1 scale ark.
But, without the steel it cannot float. :-)
How dit Noah that?


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wood Ships can float if they are designed to float. The most famous wood
ship was called the Mayflower. That famous ship carried the Pilgrims to
America in 1620. Noah's Ark was also made out of wood.
Jason
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


There is a size limit on wooden ships due to leaking between the
planks. If you made a wooden ship the size of Noah's ark it would
sink pretty quickly even in a calm sea. Now imagine such a ship in an
ocean, with waves that had been driven by a wind fetch that extended
all the way around the world (and then some!) The ark would be unable
to flex with waves in a normal sea, but in a sea the size of the
entire world it would not last ten minutes.

I think the most famous wooden ships are the Nina, the Pinta, and the
Santa Maria, but it is arguable.

  #9  
Old May 9th 07, 07:50 PM posted to alt.religion.jehovahs-witn,alt.talk.creationism,alt.atheism,rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc,rec.aquaria.freshwater.plants
Pondmeister
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 171
Default Noahs Ark Found at last!!!

Yea, right, so how did those animals fish birds and clowns survive the
flood? Inquiring minds want to know. I heard the ark was powered by
twin Evinrude 200 hp outboards..any truth to that? I'd say it would
have to be a inboard with a big propeller just to get it to move.What
say you!

On 9 May 2007 09:38:57 -0700, Vreejack wrote:

On May 7, 7:22 pm, (Jason) wrote:
In article , Michael Gray



wrote:
On Mon, 07 May 2007 16:03:01 +0200, jim wrote:
- Refer: . net
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 12:08:53 -0700, schreef Vreejack:
On May 6, 2:59 pm, jim wrote:
Op Sun, 06 May 2007 13:18:57 -0500, schreef Pondmeister:

Let me guess. it was floating in Ron Schomperts pond or was it in
Jan Jordans pond......... praise jesus, yes praise jesus and pass
mashed ptatoes please........praise Jesus let us be thankfull we have
such fine preachers like Ron Schompert even if he is a hipocrite.

It is floating in the habor of Schagen, the Netherlands.

Ya. not quite. It's 1/5 scale and has a steel frame. It's really just
an enormous aquarium ornament.

The owner has plans to build a real 1 to 1 scale ark.
But, without the steel it cannot float. :-)
How dit Noah that?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wood Ships can float if they are designed to float. The most famous wood
ship was called the Mayflower. That famous ship carried the Pilgrims to
America in 1620. Noah's Ark was also made out of wood.
Jason
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

There is a size limit on wooden ships due to leaking between the
planks. If you made a wooden ship the size of Noah's ark it would
sink pretty quickly even in a calm sea. Now imagine such a ship in an
ocean, with waves that had been driven by a wind fetch that extended
all the way around the world (and then some!) The ark would be unable
to flex with waves in a normal sea, but in a sea the size of the
entire world it would not last ten minutes.

I think the most famous wooden ships are the Nina, the Pinta, and the
Santa Maria, but it is arguable.



-------
I forgot more about ponds and koi than I'll ever know!
  #10  
Old May 10th 07, 12:14 AM posted to alt.religion.jehovahs-witn,alt.talk.creationism,alt.atheism,rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc,rec.aquaria.freshwater.plants
Mike Painter
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 3
Default Noahs Ark Found at last!!!

Vreejack wrote:

There is a size limit on wooden ships due to leaking between the
planks. If you made a wooden ship the size of Noah's ark it would
sink pretty quickly even in a calm sea.


Hogging and breaching are the main problems with large ships.
There have also been found ships built with cord that used the swelling of
the wood in a flexible design to minimize leaks.

Most amusing (assuming flat seas ) is that the "solution" to hogging and
breaching can be found in the middle of the USA, right where the fundie
mindset is greatest.
I've yet to see a fundie use it.

Just ask Sam Clemmons.


 




Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
I found this Mostyn General 2 August 3rd 04 12:00 AM
Think I've found my perfect mix :) Mary E. Hill General 1 July 19th 04 10:15 AM
I found something odd WilsonKKW General 2 July 16th 04 04:10 PM
Found Nemo? Dinky General 6 April 13th 04 04:07 PM
another snakehead found K30a General 3 September 26th 03 10:06 PM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 05:02 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright 2004-2017 FishKeepingBanter.com.
The comments are property of their posters.